{"id":27949,"date":"2025-04-29T10:43:33","date_gmt":"2025-04-29T07:43:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=27949"},"modified":"2025-04-29T10:46:38","modified_gmt":"2025-04-29T07:46:38","slug":"politicianul-roman-sta-prost-cu-nervii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/politicianul-roman-sta-prost-cu-nervii\/","title":{"rendered":"Politicianul rom\u00e2n st\u0103 prost cu nervii"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Era o vreme \u00een politica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, c\u00e2nd nu puteai critica pe nimeni. Pupincurismul umil \u015fi plecat era obligatoriu, sau primeai telefoane de avertizare de la cunoscu\u0163i c\u0103 vezi tu pe dracu’ dac\u0103 nu te potole\u0219ti. \u0218i trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103rturisesc, chiar l-am v\u0103zut pe dracu’ de c\u00e2teva ori, \u00een varii forme. Dar cum eu sunt imun\u0103 la amenin\u021b\u0103ri \u0219i intimid\u0103ri, asta n-a f\u0103cut dec\u00e2t s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, c\u0103 oricine are dreptul s\u0103 pun\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103ri politicienilor, \u0219i politicienii au dreptul s\u0103 se ia de adversarii politici f\u0103r\u0103 menajamente – \u0219i mai ales dup\u0103 dezbaterea preziden\u021bial\u0103 de ieri – remarc\u0103m c\u0103 politicianul rom\u00e2n are o problem\u0103 rezidual\u0103: aceea de a se adapta la provocare \u0219i de a nu se ofusca tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lasconi era locul II \u00een preziden\u021biale, la momentul Turul doi \u00e2bapoi. Era chestiune de timp p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd Georgescu se f\u0103cea detestat de toate institu\u021biile cu amenin\u021b\u0103rile lui \u00een stilul Ivan cel Groaznic, \u0219i ar fi r\u0103mas regina jocului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot ce ar fi avut de f\u0103cut ar fi fost s\u0103-\u0219i p\u0103streze calmul, s\u0103 \u00eendemne la calm \u0219i s\u0103 preg\u0103teasc\u0103 o super campanie bazat\u0103 pe pozitivitate \u0219i pe contracampanie la suveranism. Pentru c\u0103 suntem mul\u021bi care nu vrem s\u0103 ne izol\u0103m, s\u0103 murim de foame \u0219i s\u0103 cultiv\u0103m bumbac pe balcon s\u0103 ne facem singuri tampoane, ca pe vremea lui Burebista. (Glum\u0103, gigele, nu e nevoie s\u0103-mi explici superior c\u0103 bumbacul a venit din India \u0219i a ajuns \u00een Europa abia pe la finalul Evului Mediu. \u0218tim doar c\u0103 \u00een legendele lui CG, Dacia e originea tuturor lucrurilor.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revenind: Lasconi ar fi avut alegerile astea la degetul mic dac\u0103 nu s-ar fi crizat cumplit \u0219i dac\u0103 nu ar fi \u00eenceput s\u0103 emit\u0103 angry vibes, de femeie sedus\u0103 \u0219i abandonat\u0103 cu trei copii mici de poal\u0103. Femeia etern\u0103 victim\u0103 e at\u00e2t de plictisitoare, de anticlimactic\u0103 \u0219i de detestabil\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t a reu\u0219it performan\u021ba de a plonja \u00een fundul clasamentului cu triplu salt mortal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i vreau s\u0103 remarc aici un paradox. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A venit feminismul s\u0103 elibereze femeia \u0219i s\u0103-i dea putere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe vremea bunic\u0103-mii, nu exista feminism. Dar bunic\u0103-mea \u00ee\u0219i trata adversarii reali \u0219i percepu\u021bi cu un z\u00e2mbet pe buze, de boss b!tch, \u0219i \u00eei executa f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103. \u0218i cam a\u0219a erau \u0219i restul femeilor. De c\u00e2nd a venit feminismul s\u0103 elibereze femeia \u0219i s\u0103-i dea putere, s-a umplut locul de victime \u0219i de smiorc\u0103ial\u0103 interminabil\u0103, neproductiv\u0103 \u0219i foarte plictisitoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta nu e puterea, oameni buni. Puterea era s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi \u021bii firea \u0219i s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i boss b!tch. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lasconi i-a avut pe to\u021bi votan\u021bii \u0103\u0219tia. I-a cucerit fiind fermec\u0103toare \u0219i jovial\u0103 \u00een prima campanie, trebuia doar s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 de ei. Cu crizele, i-a pierdut fluier\u00e2nd. Chiar \u0219i ieri, \u00een dezbaterea preziden\u021bial\u0103, era at\u00e2t de sup\u0103rat\u0103 \u0219i de posac\u0103, de zici c\u0103 o luaser\u0103 de la oala cu sarmale \u0219i se \u00eengrijora c\u0103 se ard sarmalele p\u00e2n\u0103 ajunge acas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd intri \u00eentr-o confruntare cu o astfel de atitudine, ai pierdut din start. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd din cauza ta, c\u0103 nu \u0219tii s\u0103-\u021bi controlezi nervii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Antonescu are un har al vorbirii coerente \u0219i cu un vocabular elevat. Dar \u0219i el s-a sup\u0103rat flea\u0219c\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd l-a \u00eentrebat Nicu\u0219or de rechinii imobiliari, a devenit nervos \u0219i a plusat cu arogan\u021b\u0103, d\u00e2ndu-\u0219i singur foc la valiz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici el nu \u0219tie s\u0103-\u0219i controleze nervii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i era at\u00e2t de simplu s\u0103 i-o taie cu un \u201eAsta a fost demult, domnule primar, dar eu am f\u0103cut du\u0219 pe la prieteni chiar azi de diminea\u021b\u0103, c\u0103 nu avem ap\u0103 cald\u0103, cum explica\u021bi?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jeap, parat lovitura cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze, jeap contraatac. F\u0103r\u0103 nervi, f\u0103r\u0103 agita\u021bie. Boss b!tch style. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eP\u0103i, da, Lorena, dar \u0219i tu \u00ee\u021bi bagi \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi sco\u021bi toat\u0103 ziua,\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, dar eu nu candidez. Dac\u0103 a\u0219 candida, primul meu drum ar fi la un terapeut cu care s\u0103 fac roleplay de p\u0103strare a calmului \u00een situa\u021bii dificile, patru \u0219edin\u021be pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Ca la final, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentrebe lumea orice mizerie de pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u0219i eu s\u0103 m\u0103 impun cu un z\u00e2mbet, nu cu o criz\u0103 de nervi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103, dup\u0103 cum se vede, crizele de nervi \u00ee\u021bi pierd alegeri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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