{"id":28,"date":"2007-12-31T01:22:04","date_gmt":"2007-12-30T22:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/31\/geaba-ai-vointa\/"},"modified":"2007-12-31T01:22:04","modified_gmt":"2007-12-30T22:22:04","slug":"geaba-ai-vointa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/geaba-ai-vointa\/","title":{"rendered":"Geaba ai voin\u0163\u0103…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"autograf\"<\/p>\n

Eu nu voi ajunge niciodat\u0103 o vedet\u0103, orice a\u015f face. Never ever! De ce? Pt. c\u0103 o vedet\u0103, prin defini\u0163ia sa de vedet\u0103, trebuie, nenicule, s\u0103 \u015ftie dreq s\u0103 dea autografe!<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dar\u0103 eu? Eu, epigoanca?<\/p>\n

Dac\u0103 vine la mine vreun str\u0103in \u015fi-mi cere, m\u0103 simt penibil. Ce s\u0103-i zic io omului \u0103la, \u015fi el s\u0103 nu \u015ftie deja? Se uit\u0103 la mine de parc\u0103 ar fi normal s\u0103-i scriu ceva genial, de neuitat, ceva care s\u0103 rup\u0103 gura t\u00e2rgului \u015fi s\u0103-i redefineasc\u0103 viziunea despre via\u0163\u0103. Iar eu… exact \u00een clipa aia, robinetul de idei cre\u0163e se \u00eenfund\u0103. Pas de mai storco\u015fe\u015fte ceva. B\u00e2igui palid: Cum te cheam\u0103, nu te sup\u0103ra? Ixulic\u0103. Aha… “Pentru Ixulic\u0103…” Dumnezeule, ce s\u0103-i urez io lu’ Ixulic\u0103 \u0103sta? S\u0103 fie iubit? Poate c\u0103 e deja. Mai mult dec\u00e2t poate duce.<\/p>\n

Singurul penibil care \u00eel \u00eentrece pe cel de mai sus e momentul c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i vin prieteni vechi cu “Rondo Capriccioso” \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i cer autografe. \u00cen timp ce sta\u0163i la beri. La salate. La cafele. La frecat menta. Manganul. La ars gazul. La metro qui passe… E ca \u015fi cum s-ar duce \u015etefan cel Mare la m\u0103-sa: Mam\u0103, a scris unu’ o balad\u0103 cu morm\u00e2ntu-ncununat cu flori, erai mare div\u0103 p-acolo, vreau autograf de la tine… Nu vrei mai bine o pl\u0103cint\u0103 poale-n br\u00e2u, f\u0103tul meu?? Nu, nu, musai un autograf!! Hm, nu te mai las la r\u0103zboaie cu unguri, c\u0103 \u00eencepi s\u0103 ne poce\u015fti graiul str\u0103mo\u015fesc cu musaiuri. Hai, las\u0103 mi\u015f-ma\u015ful, bag\u0103 autograf!!! Oho, nici la r\u0103zboaiele cu turcii nu te mai las…<\/p>\n

Cred c\u0103 a\u015f putea stabili un record al celor mai ru\u015finici autografe ale lumii. Iat\u0103 unul de pe blogul lui zuluphu (ei, zuluphu; nu e un el, e o ea).<\/p>\n

(oops, era s\u0103 uit – postat ini\u0163ial pe yahoo 360, pe 15 iulie.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Eu nu voi ajunge niciodat\u0103 o vedet\u0103, orice a\u015f face. Never ever! De ce? Pt. c\u0103 o vedet\u0103, prin defini\u0163ia sa de vedet\u0103, trebuie,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}