{"id":28000,"date":"2025-05-12T12:14:56","date_gmt":"2025-05-12T09:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28000"},"modified":"2025-05-12T12:14:59","modified_gmt":"2025-05-12T09:14:59","slug":"da-chiar-asa-ce-se-face-simion-cu-noi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/da-chiar-asa-ce-se-face-simion-cu-noi\/","title":{"rendered":"Da’ chiar a\u015fa, ce se face Simion cu noi?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Dup\u0103 ce Nicu\u0219or l-a f\u0103cut KO intelectual \u00een singura lor dezbatere preziden\u021bial\u0103 de la Euronews, campania lui Simion a luat o cotitur\u0103 brusc\u0103: de unde \u021bipa insistent c\u0103 vrea s\u0103-l vad\u0103 pe Nicu\u0219or sear\u0103 de sear\u0103, de \u00eel apucase gelozia pe \u0219ofer, acum s-a dat din nou inaccesibil \u0219i de neg\u0103sit. Face sluj la americani – da, zeii mei, merit\u0103m pedepsi\u021bi, scoate\u021bi-ne din ce programe vre\u021bi voi, pune\u021bi-ne botni\u021b\u0103 \u0219i scuipa\u021bi-ne \u00een gur\u0103. Le face curte comunit\u0103\u021bilor de rom\u00e2ni de afar\u0103, pentru c\u0103 pe \u0103\u0219tia dinl\u0103untru i-a trecut deja la catastiful de fu**te, conform unei celebre glume. \u0218i \u00een loc de TV are propriul cont de TikTok, iar \u00een loc de pres\u0103 scris\u0103, are acum blog. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hei, Lorena, o s\u0103 sar\u0103 gigel suveranist, dar \u0219i tu ai blog, deci, ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur c\u0103 am, barosane, numai c\u0103, vezi tu, eu nu consider c\u0103 e R\u0103cnetul Carpa\u021bilor \u0219i nici sursa primordial\u0103 de adev\u0103r \u0219i dreptate. Nu m\u0103 dau salvatoarea na\u021biunii, scriu pentru c\u0103-mi place s-o fac \u0219i nu consider c\u0103 \u00eenlocuiesc cu el presa mainstream. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i se apuc\u0103 Simion s\u0103 se dea de ceasul mor\u021bii, c\u0103 nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu to\u021bi ace\u0219ti progresi\u0219ti globali\u0219ti satani\u0219ti care suntem noi. C\u0103 suntem bezmetici – normal c\u0103 ne apuc\u0103 strechea c\u00e2nd vestea victoriei tale \u00een turul 1 a f\u0103cut s\u0103 sar\u0103 euro, s\u0103 se pr\u0103bu\u0219easc\u0103 bursa \u0219i s\u0103 determine anumi\u021bi investitori s\u0103-\u0219i anun\u021be plecarea. \u0218i problema cu investitorii \u0103\u0219tia e a\u0219a: dac\u0103 pleac\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i iau cu ei impozitul anual pe profit virat la bugetul de stat, salariile cu care pun o p\u00e2ine pe mas\u0103 tot unor familii de rom\u00e2ni \u0219i calitatea de client pentru diverse servicii furnizate de companii locale. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ah, \u0219i mai e un lucru. Odat\u0103 pleca\u021bi, pe \u0103\u0219tia nu-i aduci u\u0219or \u00eenapoi. Sau pe al\u021bii \u00een locul lor. Cum au plecat toate multina\u021bionalele din Rusia la \u00eenceputul r\u0103zboiului cu Ucraina \u0219i s-a umplut \u021bara de \u0219omeri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218omeri, pe care, oricum, Simion nu-i va ajuta cu nimic. Dac\u0103 ai dou\u0103 m\u00e2ini \u0219i dou\u0103 picioare, nu pupi ajutor de \u0219omaj, zice el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Idee tehnic corect\u0103, dar dac\u0103 pleac\u0103 joburile din \u021bar\u0103, unde te angajezi? \u00cen mili\u021biile private ale primului ministru C\u0103lin Georgescu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 Simionic\u0103 se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 nu \u0219tie ce s\u0103 se fac\u0103 cu noi, cei care nu-l iubim. C\u0103 suntem la fel de agresivi ca fanii lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218tii cum vine asta, Jorjel b\u0103iatule? Ca atunci c\u00e2nd un bully se pl\u00e2nge c\u0103 victima nu mai are feminitate submisiv\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 unde sunt femeile de odinioar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot postacii pl\u0103ti\u021bi la gr\u0103mad\u0103 ai t\u0103ticului t\u0103u spiritual C\u0103lin Georgescu ne-au antrenat c\u0103 unicul mod de comunicare cu voi sunt mor\u021bii de mam\u0103, pentru c\u0103 logica \u0219i argumenta\u021bia nu aduc niciun rezultat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar e o diferen\u021b\u0103 \u00eentre noi \u0219i voi. \u00cenc\u0103 nu m-am dus pe pagina unui sugeranist s\u0103 \u00eei spun ce s\u0103 voteze sau s\u0103-l jignesc. Ai t\u0103i sunt oplo\u0219i\u021bi pe paginile mele ca r\u00e2ia \u0219i nu se poate respira de ei. Ei ini\u021biaz\u0103 \u00eempwl\u0103iala. \u0218i da, eu jur c\u0103 nu voi ini\u021bia niciodat\u0103 un schimb de mor\u021bi de mame, dar nici nu voi permite s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenjure un agarici \u00eeng\u0103lat cu patru clase f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l \u00eenha\u021b de ou\u021be, s\u0103 i le scot pe gur\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 le leg fundi\u021b\u0103. C\u0103 nu am de ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar tu sigur apreciezi asta, c\u0103 \u0219i C\u0103lin Georgescu s-a \u0219ters \u00een anumite zone cu tine de mai multe d\u0103\u021bi, iar asta nu te-a f\u0103cut dec\u00e2t s\u0103-l adori mai intens. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu suntem nici rasi\u0219ti, nici homofobi. Faptul c\u0103 remarc\u0103m c\u0103 un cet\u0103\u021bean de etnie sus\u021bine mi\u0219carea care i-a masacrat \u00eenainta\u0219ii nu e un atac la etnia ta, ci un fapt istoric. Faptul c\u0103 remarc\u0103m c\u0103 un b\u0103iat despre care se spune c\u0103 e atras de cimpoiul cu bile se d\u0103 drept omul care va p\u0103zi Rom\u00e2nia de curcubeu nu e un atac homofob, ci constatarea umorului de situa\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cel \u0219tii pe domnul J\u00f3zsef Sz\u00e1jer? Mare suveranist ungur, a militat \u00eempotriva drepturilor LGBTQ \u0219i a \u00eempins \u00eenapoi \u00een dulap gay-ii Ungariei cu o \u00eenver\u0219unare de hun adev\u0103rat? P\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd l-au prins \u00een flagrant delict la Bruxelles \u00eentr-o partid\u0103 cu 25 de arm\u0103sari bine dota\u021bi. C\u0103 a\u0219a se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd scapi dieta de sub control: m\u0103n\u00e2nci tot meniul de la cofet\u0103rie deodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i ce te vei face tu cu noi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nimic, Pentru c\u0103 ne vom mobiliza s\u0103 \u00eel vot\u0103m pe Nicu\u0219or \u0219i s\u0103 nu \u00ee\u021bi oferim \u0219ansa s\u0103 ne faci ceva. C\u0103 au \u0219i partenerul t\u0103u platonic C\u0103lin Georgescu, \u0219i doamna mereu sup\u0103rat\u0103 Anamaria Gavril\u0103 o list\u0103 lung\u0103 de idei legate de ce ai putea face cu noi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar acum sincer: vi-l imagina\u021bi pe Nicu\u0219or scriind un articol \u00een care s\u0103 \u00eentrebe ce va face cu suverani\u0219tii \u0219i cu Realitatea TV? Evident c\u0103 nu. Pentru c\u0103 indiferent de pandaliile suverani\u0219tilor \u0219i minciunile sfruntate ale Realit\u0103\u021bii, \u00eenc\u0103 tr\u0103im \u00eentr-o \u021bar\u0103 liber\u0103 \u0219i asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 e dreptul lor s\u0103 latre. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul \u00een care nu lezeaz\u0103 demnitatea nim\u0103nui altcuiva. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar low key: amuzant cum exact votan\u021bii lui ar suferi cel mai crunt dac\u0103 le iese idolul. C\u00e2nd statul nu mai d\u0103 ajutoare sociale \u0219i bugetul nu va mai avea bani de pensii, atunci o s\u0103 urle to\u021bi ca-n gur\u0103 de \u0219arpe. Numai c\u0103 eu v\u0103 previn prietene\u0219te: dac\u0103 iese Simion, nu mai scriu niciun text despre abuzuri, nedrept\u0103\u021bi \u0219i cazuri sociale. Voi \u00eel vre\u021bi, s\u0103 v\u0103 sp\u0103la\u021bi pe cap cu el \u0219i cu tot ce va face. Te-au violat cinci be\u021bivi \u00een comuna Sp\u00e2rc\u0103ne\u0219ti? Ce nasol, poate c\u0103 trebuia s\u0103 votezi candidatul care \u00ee\u021bi promitea drepturi \u0219i civiliza\u021bie european\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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