{"id":28007,"date":"2025-05-14T09:50:55","date_gmt":"2025-05-14T06:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28007"},"modified":"2025-05-14T09:50:58","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T06:50:58","slug":"simion-ne-a-trecut-deja-la-catastif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/simion-ne-a-trecut-deja-la-catastif\/","title":{"rendered":"Simion ne-a trecut deja la catastif"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

E u banc gol\u0103nesc extrem de vulgar, dar foarte potrivit situa\u021biei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ion insist\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 M\u0103ria: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103rie, hai s\u0103 ne f… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, Ioane, c\u0103 nu-mi place de tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A doua zi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-M\u0103rie, hai s\u0103 ne f… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu, Ioane, c\u0103 nu-mi place de tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen cele din urm\u0103, M\u0103ria cedeaz\u0103 \u0219i-i promite c\u0103 vine s\u00e2mb\u0103ta. Dar vineri se r\u0103zg\u00e2nde\u0219te: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ioane, eu nu vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 f… cu tine, nu vin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu conteaz\u0103, M\u0103rie, eu te-am trecut deja la catastiful de fu**te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La catastiful \u0103sta ne-a trecut pe noi George Simion, pentru c\u0103, de\u0219i a promis c\u0103 merge la dezbaterea preziden\u021bial\u0103 de la Antena 3, a decis pe ultimul moment c\u0103 are deja majoritate zdrobitoare \u0219i, dac\u0103 ai prins trenul, nu mai fugi dup\u0103 el, prin urmare, a ales o alt\u0103 misiune, direct de la tata Putin: s\u0103 se duc\u0103 \u00een Polonia, s\u0103-i fac\u0103 promovare lui Karol Nawrocki, candidatul rusofil de la ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spre deosebire de noi, polonezii nu dau \u00een gropi de pr0\u0219ti, \u0219i partidul pro-putinist PiS e foarte slab cotat, dar faptul c\u0103 marioneta rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 sare la ordin s-o promoveze pe cea polonez\u0103 indic\u0103 celor care vor s\u0103 vad\u0103 faptul c\u0103 aceste dou\u0103 p\u0103pu\u0219i joac\u0103 \u00een acela\u0219i spectacol kremlinist. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i primul ministru polonez Donald Tusk a comentat ironic reuniunea pro-ru\u0219ilor. Pentru c\u0103 Polonia \u0219i Rom\u00e2nia vor avea alegeri preziden\u021biale simultan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E firesc ca Simion s\u0103 fug\u0103 de Nicu\u0219or ca dracul de t\u0103m\u00e2ie, pentru c\u0103 Nicu\u0219or \u00eel face de r\u00e2s \u0219i \u00eei demonteaz\u0103 elegant toate balivernele. Dezbaterea de la Euronews r\u0103m\u00e2ne lec\u021bie de comb\u0103tut propagand\u0103 ruseasc\u0103, \u0219i cine are un dram de creier a \u00een\u021beles ce e de \u00een\u021beles. R\u0103m\u00e2n cei patru milioane care se aga\u021b\u0103 de crezul c\u0103 Simion le aduce turul doi \u00e2napoi \u0219i care sunt at\u00e2t de hipnotiza\u021bi de minciunile rostite pe un ton ritualic de c\u0103tre Dilimache Putinescu, \u00eenc\u00e2t fac t\u0103r\u0103boi interminabil pe tot internetul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

R\u0103m\u00e2ne de v\u0103zut dac\u0103 s-au trezit la realitate suficien\u021bi rom\u00e2ni, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 ne salv\u0103m colectiv din pr\u0103pastie, sau scap\u0103 cine poate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apropo de Dilimache Putinescu: acesta se crede deja prim ministru. Face din nou live-uri online, \u00een care regurgiteaz\u0103 toate minciunile cu care a dus de nas electoratul mai pu\u021bin dotat de la g\u00e2t \u00een sus acum \u0219ase luni. Exact ca Trump, neag\u0103 de la obraz panica investitorilor, care a dus la pr\u0103bu\u0219irea bursei, cre\u0219terea euro \u0219i plecarea anun\u021bat\u0103 a unor companii din Rom\u00e2nia, \u0218i ne tot serve\u0219te povestea aia obosit\u0103, cu \u201ecei care au furat timp de 35 de ani\u201d, chit c\u0103 Dilimache a fost PRINTRE cei care au furat timp de 35 de ani, \u0219i UE \u00eei st\u0103 \u00een g\u00e2t FIX pentru c\u0103 nu poate fura ca \u00eenainte. Doar Dilimache era omul preg\u0103tit s\u0103 \u00eei dea lui Frank Timi\u0219, afaceristul dubios care exploateaz\u0103 metale \u00een \u021b\u0103ri s\u0103race \u0219i corupte, minele de aur ale Rom\u00e2niei. S\u0103 i le dea a\u0219a, pe tav\u0103, de parc\u0103 ar fi fost proprietatea lui privat\u0103. Niciun politician aflat \u00eentr-o func\u021bie prezent\u0103 \u00een statul rom\u00e2n \u00eenc\u0103 liber nu \u0219i-ar permite una ca asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar cum suntem o \u021bar\u0103 de b\u0103tu\u021bi \u00een cap, care pun mereu botul la minciunile cele mai convenabile, e posibil ca Simion s\u0103 aib\u0103 dreptate c\u00e2nd ne-a trecut la catastiful de fu**te, \u0219i s\u0103 nu-\u0219i mai bat\u0103 capul. Dac\u0103 guru a reluat t\u00e2mpirea online a na\u021biunii, nu are de ce. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De noi cei care \u00eenc\u0103 g\u00e2ndim depinde dac\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne a\u0219a, sau vom asista \u00een urm\u0103torii ani la pr\u0103bu\u0219irea a tot ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 stat de drept constitu\u021bional \u0219i economie liber\u0103 \u00een Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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