{"id":28056,"date":"2025-05-25T13:38:51","date_gmt":"2025-05-25T10:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28056"},"modified":"2025-05-25T13:38:54","modified_gmt":"2025-05-25T10:38:54","slug":"fundul-ilincai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/fundul-ilincai\/","title":{"rendered":"Fundul Ilinc\u0103i"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

V\u0103d c\u0103 azi avem o nou\u0103 discu\u021bie ultra academic\u0103: fundul Ilinc\u0103i. Unii se scandalizeaz\u0103 pe motiv de fundul Ilinc\u0103i. Al\u021bii simt nevoia s\u0103 apere fundul Ilinc\u0103i: ce, e doar o femeie la ea acas\u0103. Al\u021bii, cei nef** din b\u0103seoliticul timpuriu, care dau \u00een clocot de cum v\u0103d un fund de femeie, sharuiesc \u00een ne\u0219tire imagini cu fundul ei. Grij\u0103 mare, c\u0103 sharuirea fundului cuiva f\u0103r\u0103 consim\u021b\u0103m\u00e2nt intr\u0103 la revenge p*rn \u0219i cade sub inciden\u021ba legii. Nu vre\u021bi s\u0103-i pl\u0103ti\u021bi desp\u0103gubiri de mii de euro Ilinc\u0103i, c\u0103 intr\u0103 tot \u00een buzunarul AUR. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, sincer\u0103 s\u0103 fiu, Ilinca \u0219tia ce face. Ai un bou de b\u0103rbat care n-a fost acas\u0103 toat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na, c\u0103 a b\u00e2ntuit prin str\u0103in\u0103t\u0103\u021bi s\u0103 fac\u0103 pe interesantul. Vineri seara, c\u00e2nd \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it e acas\u0103, nu te scoate pe tine, nevasta lui r\u0103bd\u0103toare, la o cin\u0103 compensatorie \u00een ora\u0219, ci st\u0103 ore \u00een \u0219ir \u00een live pe TikTok, s\u0103 abereze dezl\u00e2nat, pentru c\u0103 de prost ce e, nu \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 a pierdut. Cum opre\u0219ti acel live? Ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-\u021bi fundul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 era vreun admin TikTok pe faz\u0103, contul lui Simion putea fi banat cu totul, Pentru c\u0103 regulamentul TikTok interzice expunerea zonelor 18+ pe live. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sincer? Sunt cu Ilinca la faza asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centre via\u021ba ei \u00een palatul \u0103la somptuos de neam prost, ignorat\u0103 de un dobitoc care prefer\u0103 compania \u0219oferilor \u0219i care a folosit-o doar pentru perpetuarea genelor lui de rahat, \u0219i via\u021ba mea modest\u0103, dar lini\u0219tit\u0103, \u00eentr-o garsonier\u0103 din Titan, unde lucrez ce vreau, plec c\u00e2nd vreau, vin c\u00e2nd vreau \u0219i nu sunt legat\u0103 de hachi\u021bele nim\u0103nui, a\u0219 alege-o oric\u00e2nd, f\u0103r\u0103 ezit\u0103ri, pe a mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar cum ea are deja un copil, \u0219i e greu de crezut c\u0103 individul ar l\u0103sa-o s\u0103 ia \u0219i copilul dac\u0103 pleac\u0103, fata e captiva unei c\u0103snicii care presupune 100% efort \u0219i zero r\u0103splat\u0103. P\u0103i s\u0103 nu-\u021bi ar\u0103\u021bi fundul la faza asta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Perfect justificat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una peste alta, vorba unui c\u00e2ntec din b\u0103tr\u00e2ni: Nu te uita \u00een cur… nu te uita \u00een curtea mea \/ C\u0103 \u0219i tu ai cur… c\u0103 \u0219i tu ai curtea ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da\u021bi o lab\u0103 \u0219i calma\u021bi-v\u0103. Fata aia e o victim\u0103 \u0219i trebuie privit\u0103 cu compasiune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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