{"id":28060,"date":"2025-05-26T13:41:09","date_gmt":"2025-05-26T10:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28060"},"modified":"2025-05-26T13:47:14","modified_gmt":"2025-05-26T10:47:14","slug":"si-gata-avem-oficial-presedinte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-gata-avem-oficial-presedinte\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0218i gata, avem oficial pre\u0219edinte"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Trebuie s\u0103 recunosc, Nicu\u0219or Dan e un fel de Marilyn Monroe \u00een lumea cenu\u0219ie a pre\u0219edin\u021bilor. Are un farmec copil\u0103resc – nimeni nu i-ar da cei 55 de ani pe care-i are – combinat cu o inteligen\u021b\u0103 str\u0103lucit\u0103, care are mereu r\u0103spuns prompt \u0219i la obiect la toate \u00eentreb\u0103rile. Apoi \u00eel vezi la semafor cu copilul de m\u00e2n\u0103, ca pe orice t\u0103tic modern care \u00ee\u0219i \u00een\u021belege responsabilit\u0103\u021bile \u00een familie. Dup\u0103 o prim\u0103 conversa\u021bie \u00een francez\u0103, pre\u0219edintele francez Emmanuel Macron a sim\u021bit nevoia s\u0103-l sune personal s\u0103-l felicite dup\u0103 triumful \u00een alegeri, de\u0219i nu era obligat s\u0103 o fac\u0103. Dar a\u0219a e Nicu\u0219or. E pur \u0219i simplu dr\u0103g\u0103la\u0219. Te face s\u0103 vrei s\u0103 stai de vorb\u0103 cu el. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu m\u0103 mir c\u0103 Klaus Iohannis a refuzat s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la ceremonia de \u00eenvestitur\u0103. C\u00e2nd e\u0219ti un pre\u0219edinte perpetuu absent, care \u00ee\u0219i hr\u0103ne\u0219te poporul cu firimituri de aten\u021bie, c\u00e2nd nu \u0219tii s\u0103 comunici nici dac\u0103 via\u021ba ta depinde de asta, c\u00e2nd oamenii din redac\u021bii deschid \u0219ampanii la apari\u021bia appurilor de transcriere, pentru c\u0103 discursurile tale sunt imposibil de urm\u0103rit f\u0103r\u0103 somnolen\u021b\u0103 acut\u0103, evident c\u0103 invidiezi un politician \u00eenzestrat cu \u0219arm natural. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A lipsit \u0219i Ion Iliescu, dar pe el \u00eel scuz\u0103m. Era obosit dup\u0103 nunta lui \u0218tefan cel Mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i discursul de la ceremonia de \u00eenvestire a fost ca acelea cu care s-a promovat \u00een social media \u0219i la televiziuni. Simplu, la obiect, aproape c\u0103 vedeai lista mintal\u0103 cu subpuncte pe care omul nostru o avea \u00een cap. Dup\u0103 at\u00e2ta aberat dezl\u00e2nat \u0219i haotic \u00een spa\u021biul public, Nicu\u0219or e ca o gur\u0103 de aer proasp\u0103t. De care avem at\u00e2ta nevoie dup\u0103 luni interminabile de poluare fonic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parlamentarii AUR au mai chiulit o zi. Ce e nou? M\u0103 \u00eentreb c\u00e2nd l-au v\u0103zut colegii ultima oar\u0103 la munc\u0103 pe George Simion. Singura mea uimire e c\u0103 sunt at\u00e2\u021bia rom\u00e2ni \u00een toat\u0103 firea care \u00eel v\u0103d pe individ cu c\u00e2t\u0103 neimplicare \u0219i iresponsabilitate \u00ee\u0219i trateaz\u0103 jobul \u00een Parlament \u0219i-\u0219i zic: Uite, \u0103sta e material de pre\u0219edinte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parlamentarii SOS s-au \u00eentors cu c**rul \u00een timpul discursului lui Nicu\u0219or. \u0218i-au ar\u0103tat \u0219i ei partea corpului cu care g\u00e2ndesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am apucat s\u0103 zic c\u0103 sunt fan Marian Enache? Omul m-a cucerit cu gluma aia \u00een care l-a comparat pe Dilimache Putinescu cu Ivan cel Groaznic – cea mai bun\u0103 glum\u0103 legat\u0103 de Dilimache din oceanul de glume pe care acesta le-a pricinuit – \u0219i c\u00e2nd a prezentat decizia de validare CCR, i-a cerut lui Nicu\u0219or \u201eo democra\u021bie pragmatic\u0103 \u0219i ra\u021bional\u0103\u201d. Bine punctat, domnul meu. Avem podul arhiplin de delir psihotic \u0219i demagogic. M\u00e2nuie\u0219ti arta vorbelor cu m\u0103iestria cu care George Simion m\u00e2nuie\u0219te flautul cu bile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u0219or a vorbit din nou de redresarea deficitului cu focus pe reducerea cheltuielilor \u0219i nu pe suprataxarea popula\u021biei. Chit c\u0103 exact acum, un haurist rage \u00een sec\u021biunea mea de comentarii cum o s\u0103 cr\u0103p\u0103m de foame. A vorbit despre l\u0103sarea \u00een urm\u0103 a trecutului \u0219i un nou \u00eenceput cu partidele pro-europene. \u0102sta e un r\u0103spuns la o solicitare PSD, s\u0103 nu mai fie umili\u021bi iar \u0219i iar cu cheltuielile \u00een exces de pe vremea lui Ciolacu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A subliniat importan\u021ba unui guvern care s\u0103 aib\u0103 majoritate \u00een Parlament. \u0218i adev\u0103rul e c\u0103 \u00een acest moment, c\u00e2nd l\u0103tr\u0103ii proru\u0219i radicalizeaz\u0103 \u00een continuare popula\u021bia \u0219i TikTok arat\u0103 de zici c\u0103 avem \u0219i noi r\u0103zboi \u00een \u021bar\u0103, nu mai e nici loc, nici timp de orgolii de rahat. Sau, peste cinci ani, AUR ia 70% din voturi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A vorbit despre eficientizarea cheltuielilor statului, despre strategie de dezvoltare economic\u0103, despre atragere de fonduri europene \u0219i crearea unui climat avantajos \u0219i predictibil pentru mediul de afaceri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cam asta e diferen\u021ba dintre un pre\u0219edinte care a muncit \u00een mediul privat \u0219i \u00een\u021belege cum func\u021bioneaz\u0103 o firm\u0103, \u0219i politicieni care \u0219tiu doar gargar\u0103, patrie, popor \u0219i glie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A vorbit despre finan\u021bare \u00een s\u0103n\u0103tate, despre stimularea g\u00e2ndirii critice \u00een educa\u021bie, despre simplificarea sistemului de pensii, despre dezvoltarea serviciilor sociale \u00een comunit\u0103\u021bi, despre accesul femeilor pe pia\u021ba muncii, despre combaterea violen\u021bei domestice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i da, a vorbit \u0219i despre moduri \u00een care \u021bara poate ajuta \u0219i colabora cu diaspora. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 puneai un om ra\u021bional s\u0103 enumere pe subpuncte ce merge prost \u00een Rom\u00e2nia – dar ce merge prost pe bune, nu blablaul pr\u0103p\u0103stios din propaganda de pe Telegram – rezultatul ar fi fost FIX discursul de \u00eenvestire al lui Nicu\u0219or. Omul a atins toate punctele slabe \u0219i a promis c\u0103 va c\u0103uta solu\u021bii, iar eu \u00eel apreciez pentru asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 fie \u00eentr-un ceas bun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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