{"id":28068,"date":"2025-05-28T10:52:01","date_gmt":"2025-05-28T07:52:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28068"},"modified":"2025-05-28T10:52:04","modified_gmt":"2025-05-28T07:52:04","slug":"de-ce-ne-bucuram-toti-de-telefonul-lui-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/de-ce-ne-bucuram-toti-de-telefonul-lui-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"De ce ne bucur\u0103m to\u021bi de telefonul lui Trump?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

De ieri sear\u0103, felia mea de internet e toat\u0103 \u00eentr-un extaz infinit, c\u0103 Trump l-a sunat pe Nicu\u0219or \u0219i l-a chemat pe la el. Brusc, scoaterea din Visa Waiver nu exist\u0103, toate \u201etariffs\u201d b\u0103gate \u0219i scoase cu care a f\u0103cut cursul dolarului s\u0103 se randomizeze ca pi\u0219atul boului \u0219i pre\u021burile la produse americane s\u0103 fie total imprevizibile se iart\u0103, politicile lui aberante \u0219i dictatoriale sunt ok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, ar fi fost na\u0219pa ca Statele Unite s\u0103 nu recunoasc\u0103 alegerile. C\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i puteau retrage trupele, s\u0103 ne lase servi\u021bi frumos pe tav\u0103 lui Putin, pe pat de spanac aburit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, e absolut delicios s\u0103 te distrezi de furia lui George Simion, care a b\u0103gat 1.500.000 de dolari \u00een lobby MAGA, s\u0103 meic Iorop greit \u0103ghen, dup\u0103 care Trump \u00eei d\u0103 aten\u021bie gratis lui Nicu\u0219or. \u0218i care vii s\u0103 m\u0103 abure\u0219ti c\u0103 nu a fost un contract pl\u0103tit \u0219i livrat: voi crede\u021bi c\u0103 \u00eei fac Bannon \u0219i restul jurnali\u0219tilor republicani interviuri lui Jorjel din Foc\u0219ani c\u0103 e el interesant? Lol. A se marca lovela sau joc de glezn\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i e \u0219i mai amuzant cum Simion, care se d\u0103 cu poponea\u021ba de p\u0103m\u00e2nt toat\u0103 ziua, v\u0103ic\u0103rindu-se de toate abuzurile imaginare ale \u201esistemului\u201d tace m\u00e2lc pe subiect. Chit c\u0103 sunt convins\u0103 c\u0103 vede ro\u0219u \u00een fa\u021ba ochilor cu g\u00e2ndul la banii irosi\u021bi pe nimic. \u201eNu erau banii lui.\u201d N-or fi fost \u00een momentul \u0103la, dar KGB nu e cunoscut drept un creditor m\u0103mos \u0219i duios. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revenind la subiect: dincolo de amuzamentul pe care ni-l inspir\u0103 frustr\u0103rile lui Simion, eu nu a\u0219 pune mare baz\u0103 \u00een prietenia lui Trump. Filmul cu Zelenski invitat cu mare pomp\u0103 la Casa Alb\u0103, provocat cu cinism de camarila lui Trump \u0219i dat afar\u0103 \u00een \u0219uturi locuie\u0219te f\u0103r\u0103 chirie \u00een mintea mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen plus, \u0219i Macron a fost \u00een vizit\u0103 \u00een State, polite\u021buri, tamtam. (M\u0103 rog, \u00een m\u0103sura \u00een care \u0219tie Trump s\u0103 fie politicos; meritul lui Macron e c\u0103 a ignorat gra\u021bios fitilurile \u0219i a r\u0103spuns cu \u0219arm francez la ele). \u00cen c\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, Trump b\u0103ga primul val de tariffs, 20% pentru UE. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu \u0219tii dac\u0103 \u00eel cheam\u0103 pentru a-i c\u0103uta motiv de ceart\u0103. Sau poate \u00eel cheam\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219antajeze \u0219i Rom\u00e2nia cu un deal de genul \u201eminerale rare vs. ap\u0103rare de Putin\u201d. Iar dac\u0103 Nicu\u0219or refuz\u0103 un deal nefavorabil, nu \u0219tii dac\u0103 m\u00e2ine nu va porc\u0103i Rom\u00e2nia pe Truth Social. Nici \u00een invadarea Ucrainei de c\u0103tre Rusia nu \u00eei e clar care e agresorul \u0219i care e victima, judec\u00e2nd dup\u0103 tot ce abereaz\u0103 pe subiect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lu\u00e2nd \u00een considerare toate astea, eu zic s\u0103 ne calm\u0103m entuziasmul dezl\u0103n\u021buit \u0219i s\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 vedem ce vrea Trump. \u00centre timp, 38 de studen\u021bi rom\u00e2ni la Harvard stau cu panic\u0103, pentru c\u0103 Trump vrea s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 acas\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 se p!\u0219e pe banii investi\u021bi de ei p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trump NU e o persoan\u0103 binevoitoare, e un c\u0103m\u0103tar din Obor. Nu te bag\u0103-n seam\u0103 dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 vrea ceva de la tine. \u0218i de obicei vrea ceva ce nu e\u0219ti dispus s\u0103 dai. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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De ieri sear\u0103, felia mea de internet e toat\u0103 \u00eentr-un extaz infinit, c\u0103 Trump l-a sunat pe Nicu\u0219or \u0219i l-a chemat pe la el....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":11656,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/donald-trump.jpg?fit=480%2C360&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28068"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28068\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28069,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28068\/revisions\/28069"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}