{"id":28082,"date":"2025-05-30T10:11:07","date_gmt":"2025-05-30T07:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28082"},"modified":"2025-05-30T10:11:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T07:11:10","slug":"lemn-tanasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/lemn-tanasa\/","title":{"rendered":"Lemn T\u0103nas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Chit c\u0103 Simion continu\u0103 t\u0103r\u0103boiul cu care ne-a obi\u0219nuit pe social media, AUR pare s\u0103 fi luat o pauz\u0103 \u00een rela\u021bia cu el. Sunt \u00eempinse \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 alte dou\u0103 personaje, ambele halucinante: Marius Lulea \u0219i Dan T\u0103nas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acesta din urm\u0103, Dan T\u0103nas\u0103, duce disonan\u021ba cognitiv\u0103 la un nivel care o face pe Anamaria Gavril\u0103 s\u0103 se zg\u00e2rie pe ochi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pas\u0103mite, dup\u0103 alegeri, Nicu\u0219or a zis s\u0103 se consulte informal cu toate partidele. \u0218i cele de la putere, \u0219i cele din opozi\u021bie, s\u0103 nu se r\u0103zbune pe g\u0103le\u021bile de rahat v\u0103rsate de AUR \u00een campanie. Evident, at\u00e2t AUR, c\u00e2t \u0219i SOS au refuzat s\u0103 se duc\u0103, pentru c\u0103 ei tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-o lume paralel\u0103 format\u0103 din propagand\u0103 ruseasc\u0103 \u0219i wishful thinking, unde guru Dilimache e pre\u0219edinte \u0219i ceva minuscul ca votul majorit\u0103\u021bii nu conteaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 r\u0103spunsul Dianei \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103 a fost un \u021bop\u00e2rl\u0103nism din categoria celor cu care ne-a obi\u0219nuit deja, pe ideea \u201etu nu \u00eemi e\u0219ti mie pre\u0219edinte, m\u0103, ciumpilici\u201d, r\u0103spunsul lui Dan T\u0103nas\u0103 e mayday-mayday-mayday din punct de vedere al logicii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 pre\u0219edintele Nicu\u0219or trebuie s\u0103 ne cear\u0103 nou\u0103 scuze pentru afirma\u021biile nedemocratice din timpul campaniei \u0219i c\u0103 de ce l-a primit pe Becali la \u00eenvestitur\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, stai, ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Voi l-a\u021bi porc\u0103it \u0219i ne-a\u021bi porc\u0103it \u0219i pe noi luni \u00een \u0219ir, ne-a\u021bi amenin\u021bat cu moartea, cu violul, cu b\u0103taia, cu \u00eenchisoarea, cu toate nenorocirile, \u0219i noi eram \u0103ia nedemocratici? D\u0103-mi voie s\u0103 r\u00e2d. AHAHAHAHAHA. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar Becali avea tot dreptul s\u0103 fie la \u00eenvestitur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103, uimire mare, e parlamentar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pe listele cui a ajuns parlamentar? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vai, dar stai, pe ale voastre, AUR. \u0218i la c\u00e2\u021bi bani a b\u0103gat \u00een partid, ar trebui s\u0103-i pupa\u021bi lung br\u00e2nza. Cea de oi, nu cealalt\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, c\u00e2t timp v\u0103 d\u0103 bani e bun, iar c\u00e2nd nu v\u0103 mai d\u0103, din motive perfect \u00eentemeiate, brusc ar trebui s\u0103 nu-l mai trateze Nicu\u0219or ca pe un parlamentar, c\u0103 nu vre\u021bi voi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wow. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ieri sear\u0103 beam un vinu\u021b fiert cu scor\u021bi\u0219oar\u0103, c\u0103 tot e sezonul \ud83d\ude00 \u0219i scrolam pe Facebook. Dau de o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 foto a Andreei B\u0103lan. Superb\u0103. Sub ea, b\u0103g\u0103tor \u00een seam\u0103, acela\u0219i Dan T\u0103nas\u0103. Cum c\u0103 cele mai frumoase femei sunt cele cu b\u0103rbat \u0219i copii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce face, m\u0103? Tu, un b\u0103rbat c\u0103s\u0103torit, pretins tradi\u021bionalist, b\u00e2ntui pe la poze cu femei care NU sunt nevasta ta, s\u0103 le spui cum s\u0103-\u021bi satisfac\u0103 criteriile tale de frumuse\u021be? Dar de ce ar fi cazul s\u0103 le pese? Ce motiv au s\u0103 dea doi bani pe p\u0103rerea ta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Imagina\u021bi-v\u0103 cum e s\u0103 fii nevasta tradi\u021bional\u0103 a unuia ca \u0103sta, s\u0103-i faci ciorb\u0103 \u00een fiecare zi, s\u0103-i speli \u0219i s\u0103-i calci hainele, s\u0103 faci curat dup\u0103 el, s\u0103 \u00eel cari \u00een spinare ca pe un full time job nepl\u0103tit, pentru c\u0103 \u201easta e datoria ta de femeie\u201d, \u0219i s\u0103-l g\u0103se\u0219ti b\u0103lind pe la poze cu Andreea B\u0103lan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Te dai mascul tradi\u021bionalist \u0219i obligi o femeie s\u0103 fie menajera ta cu de toate? Atunci la\u0219i \u00een pace restul femeilor \u0219i \u00eei c\u00e2n\u021bi imnuri de slav\u0103 celei care te suport\u0103 zi de zi. C\u0103, undeva, trebuie s\u0103 existe o r\u0103splat\u0103 echitabil\u0103 pentru tot efortul pe care \u00eel face pentru tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Izbe\u015fte autorul cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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