{"id":28116,"date":"2025-06-07T13:48:05","date_gmt":"2025-06-07T10:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28116"},"modified":"2025-06-07T13:48:08","modified_gmt":"2025-06-07T10:48:08","slug":"animalutele-de-companie-ii-multumesc-lui-nicusor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/animalutele-de-companie-ii-multumesc-lui-nicusor\/","title":{"rendered":"Anim\u0103lu\u021bele de companie \u00eei mul\u021bumesc lui Nicu\u0219or"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u00cen cartierul cumin\u021bel din Ardeal \u00een care am crescut eu, bubuiala de S\u0103rb\u0103tori nu era parte din tradi\u021bia dacic\u0103. S\u0103rb\u0103toreai ca un sorosist, cu p\u0103linc\u0103, sau suc pentru copii, sticla de vin aia bun\u0103 p\u0103strat\u0103 pentru ocazii, m\u00e2ncare c\u00e2t pentru o armat\u0103 \u0219i muzic\u0103 ungureasc\u0103 de petrecere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd m-am mutat \u00een Bucure\u0219ti \u0219i am experimentat primul Revelion \u00een care au z\u0103ng\u0103nit geamurile de mai aveau pu\u021bin \u0219i explodau feeric, am avut un atac de panic\u0103. Chit c\u0103 ra\u021bional \u0219tiam c\u0103 suntem \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 \u00eenchis\u0103 \u0219i nu are ce s\u0103 mi se \u00eent\u00e2mple, bubuiala \u00eemi crea un blocaj interior de care nu puteam sc\u0103pa \u0219i o fric\u0103 inexplicabil\u0103, dublat\u0103 de dificultatea de a respira. Astmul meu e acel gen de fiar\u0103, care \u00ee\u0219i face apari\u021bia c\u00e2nd mi-e fric\u0103 sau am alte sentimente negative. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 mult\u0103 terapie, am reu\u0219it s\u0103-mi controlez fricile \u0219i s\u0103 percep bubuiala drept un deranj fonic inevitabil, dar cu proprietatea magic\u0103 de a-\u021bi strica tot cheful de petrecere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd am adoptat pisoiul, \u00een primul an am stat acas\u0103 de Revelion, pentru c\u0103 nu puteam l\u0103sa un puiu\u021b de c\u00e2teva luni s\u0103 teac\u0103 printr-o noapte de zgomot oribil de unul singur. A tremurat convulsiv \u0219i s-a lipit de pieptul meu de parc\u0103 voia s\u0103 mi se ascund\u0103 \u00eentre pl\u0103m\u00e2ni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu trecerea anilor, m\u00e2\u021bul meu de o inteligen\u021b\u0103 ie\u0219it\u0103 din comun, care, dac\u0103 \u00eei fluturi o juc\u0103rie pe la nas, se urc\u0103 pe tine \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 peste m\u00e2n\u0103, pentru c\u0103 \u0219tie instinctiv c\u0103 elimini problema din surs\u0103 \u0219i nu de la cap\u0103t, s-a obi\u0219nuit cu bubuiala \u0219i nu \u00eel mai afecteaz\u0103. \u00cen ultimii doi ani nu prea r\u0103spunde la stimuli auditivi, \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu dac\u0103 e surzenie sau nep\u0103sare suprem\u0103 pisiceasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar sunt multe anim\u0103lu\u021be care nu se deta\u0219eaz\u0103. Care continu\u0103 s\u0103 tremure, s\u0103 se panicheze, unele chiar s\u0103 fac\u0103 stop cardiac de fric\u0103, sau s\u0103 sar\u0103 garduri \u0219i s\u0103 fug\u0103 de acas\u0103, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd s\u0103 scape de bubuielile amenin\u021b\u0103toare \u0219i periculoase. A doua zi dup\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103tori, re\u021belele sociale sunt pline de anun\u021buri cu animale pierdute \u0219i cabinetele de veterinari care se \u00eendur\u0103 s\u0103 scurteze petrecerea sunt pline de animale bolnave. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 unii idio\u021bi nu pot petrece f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 foot\u0103 cheful altora. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unii nu pot experimenta bucuria dac\u0103 nu e sub form\u0103 de bumbumbum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen ultimii ani, sectorul 3 a fost privilegiat, pentru c\u0103 Robert Negoi\u021b\u0103 a f\u0103cut o treab\u0103 decent\u0103 \u00een a cur\u0103\u021ba str\u0103zile de bubuitori. Cine bubuie petarde \u0219i pocnitori, bubuie oricum \u0219i prin IQ, deci e deja acolo. Nu \u0219tiu ce le-a f\u0103cut, razii de poli\u021bie, amenzi, treaba lui. Cert e c\u0103 ultimii trei-patru ani \u00een Titan au fost relativ lini\u0219ti\u021bi din acest punct de vedere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar Nicu\u0219or Dan a promulgat ieri prima lui lege \u00een calitate de pre\u0219edinte \u0219i e una care ne unge pe inim\u0103 pe noi, cei cu prieteni bl\u0103no\u0219i sau \u00eemp\u0103na\u021bi. Cu amend\u0103 cuprins\u0103 \u00eentre 2.000 – 5.000 de lei, s\u0103 usture. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i da, e de men\u021bionat c\u0103 ini\u021biativa legal\u0103 e de la PSD, ca s\u0103 nu mai spun\u0103 PSD c\u0103 nu vedem c\u00e2nd fac lucruri bune. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, putem petrece de s\u0103rb\u0103tori f\u0103r\u0103 teama c\u0103, acas\u0103, sufle\u021belul st\u0103 chircit sub pat, tremur\u00e2nd. Singurul bubuit care ne r\u0103m\u00e2ne e cel adecvat pentru ocazie: cel al dopului de \u0219ampanie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar gigeii care se distreaz\u0103 bubuind pot reinvesti fondul de petarde \u00een ceva util. De exemplu, o carte de gramatic\u0103. Nu ai cum s\u0103 te pl\u00e2ngi c\u0103 nu vrea nimeni s\u0103 te angajeze c\u00e2nd tu nu \u0219tii s\u0103 scrii o scrisoare de inten\u021bie care s\u0103 nu arate ca o parodie a ei \u00eens\u0103\u0219i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mul\u021bumim, Nicu\u0219or. Te vom critica mereu dac\u0103 ceva e \u00een neregul\u0103, dar \u00ee\u021bi \u0219i mul\u021bumim c\u00e2nd e cazul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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