{"id":28187,"date":"2025-06-25T09:02:01","date_gmt":"2025-06-25T06:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28187"},"modified":"2025-06-25T09:02:04","modified_gmt":"2025-06-25T06:02:04","slug":"cine-il-tine-pe-mihail-neamtu-cocotat-pe-cultura","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cine-il-tine-pe-mihail-neamtu-cocotat-pe-cultura\/","title":{"rendered":"Cine \u00eel \u0163ine pe Mihail Neam\u0163u coco\u0163at pe Cultur\u0103?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Unii oameni par intangibili. Se comport\u0103 \u00een mod cotidian ca ni\u015fte ciumpalaci, spun lucruri jenante, fac lucruri jenante, modul \u00een care respir\u0103 e jenant – \u015fi totu\u015fi, nu au niciodat\u0103 parte de consecin\u0163e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi aduc aminte cum Neam\u0163u le f\u0103cuse c***e pe mamele contestatarilor lui pe TikTok. \u201eP\u0103i, da, Lorena, \u0219i tu ai f\u0103cut c***e pe mamele unora.\u201d Sigur, dar eu nu iau salariu din impozitele celor c\u0103rora le-am f\u0103cut mamele c***e, prin urmare nu le datorez diploma\u021bie. C\u0103 dac\u0103 a\u0219 lua, sigur a\u0219 identifica moduri mai elegante de a le r\u0103spunde. \u0218i mai mult de at\u00e2t, eu nu prezidez Comisia pentru Cultur\u0103 din Camera Deputa\u021bilor, ceea ce ar impune, suplimentar, o conduit\u0103 de personalitate cultural\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00ce\u021bi place haiducia? R\u0103m\u00e2i \u00een sectorul privat. Vrei s\u0103 fii pl\u0103tit din bani publici? Atunci, publicul e patronul t\u0103u \u0219i obiec\u021biile lui trebuie tratate responsabil \u0219i cu seriozitate. Nu ajunge s\u0103 te lauzi tu c\u0103 e\u0219ti cult, mai trebuie s\u0103 se \u0219i vad\u0103 cu ochiul liber. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd se gudur\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 Becali, sau pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 George Simion, Neam\u021bu are un vibe de c\u00e2ine comunitar milogindu-se pentru o coaj\u0103 de p\u00e2ine. C\u00e2nd atac\u0103 femei online, devine brusc coco\u0219ul de pe mormanul de b\u0103legar. Empatizezi brusc cu fostele lui neveste, chit c\u0103 nu \u00een\u021belegi ce au putut s\u0103 vad\u0103 la el in the first place, pentru c\u0103 tipul eman\u0103 repulsie prin to\u021bi porii. Promoveaz\u0103 virtutea \u00eentr-un singur mod: c\u00e2nd \u00eei vezi fa\u021ba de cartof fiert nes\u0103rat, \u00ee\u021bi moare libidoul pentru o lun\u0103 \u0219i reinveste\u0219ti timpul astfel economisit \u00een rug\u0103ciuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar c\u00e2nd cartoful fiert nes\u0103rat ia o poz\u0103 cu Oana \u021aoiu, o tip\u0103 care chiar transmite o impresie de persoan\u0103 educat\u0103, cu conduit\u0103 \u0219i stil, atunci c\u00e2nd vorbe\u0219te; o trucheaz\u0103 jenant \u0219i se apuc\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 mi\u0219touri de gher\u021boi de Ferentari pe poza ei trucat\u0103, te \u00eentrebi: Cum de n-a zburat \u0103sta cu bolt\u0103 din v\u00e2rful Comisiei de Cultur\u0103? Ce anume e cultural \u0219i intelectual \u00een chestia asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vede\u021bi, eu nu am nevoie de o poz\u0103 trucat\u0103 cu Neam\u021bu s\u0103 \u00eel fac piure, pentru c\u0103 individul \u00een sine ofer\u0103 tot materialul de care ai nevoie. E cea mai jalnic e\u0219uat\u0103 tentativ\u0103 de schimonosire a unui cromozom Y din c\u00e2te am v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103. Dac\u0103 pentru musulmani, raiul vine la pachet cu 72 de fecioare, pentru mine, iadul ar veni la pachet cu 72 de Mihail Neam\u021bu. Nici m\u0103car nu trebuie s\u0103 pun\u0103 m\u00e2na pe mine. S\u0103-l aud vorbind e deja o experien\u021b\u0103 de tortur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar reiau \u00eentrebarea: Ce caut\u0103 specimenul \u0103sta jalnic la cultur\u0103? Ce are el de oferit culturii rom\u00e2ne? Scrie la fel de tern \u0219i de nes\u0103rat precum vorbe\u0219te, \u0219i precum exist\u0103. Pui astfel de exemplare ca imagini ale culturii, apoi te miri c\u0103 nu vor copiii s\u0103 citeasc\u0103 c\u0103r\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cine \u00eel \u021bine \u00een bra\u021be \u0219i de ce? Simion? P\u0103i Simion oricum e parlamentar remote, deci, o comisie disciplinar\u0103 care s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 treaba l-ar putea \u021bine ocupat cu justificarea absen\u021belor interminabile. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hai, Camera Deputa\u021bilor, face\u021bi-v\u0103 o favoare \u0219i alege\u021bi \u00een Comisia de Cultur\u0103 pe unul care nu d\u0103 \u00een gropi. Merita\u021bi mai bine. Noi ca popor merit\u0103m mai bine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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