{"id":2821,"date":"2010-10-30T16:31:38","date_gmt":"2010-10-30T13:31:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2821"},"modified":"2010-10-30T16:31:38","modified_gmt":"2010-10-30T13:31:38","slug":"sunt-zile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sunt-zile\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunt zile&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen care o pisic\u0103 e cel mai enervant lucru din lume.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd tu ai treab\u0103, iar ea se pi\u015f\u0103, se cac\u0103 de 5 ori pe zi, sau dac\u0103 nu, m\u0103car r\u00e2c\u00e2ie nisipul s\u0103 ai ce m\u0103tura. Tr\u00e2nte\u015fte pe jos parfumuri, cutii de bomboane \u015fi alte prostii care pocnesc \u00een contact cu podeaua, apoi se uit\u0103 satisf\u0103cut\u0103 la tine. C\u00e2nd \u0163i se \u00eentinde lene\u015f\u0103 peste tastatura calculatorului iar documentul la care lucrai devine brusc DBGTTTTTTTTTTTTRXBDSBESK,\u0141L.\u0141MNVC\u015eOJHUFGTHDXXX. C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i bea din cafea. C\u00e2nd se duce la baie \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 miaune sf\u00e2\u015fietor de acolo, de zici c\u0103 asist\u0103 la tragica moarte a zece minori afroamericani sacrifica\u0163i de o re\u0163ea interna\u0163ional\u0103 de trafic de organe. C\u00e2nd sare pe policioara de deasupra chiuvetei \u015fi m\u0103tur\u0103 cu o singur\u0103 lab\u0103 tot ce e pe ea. C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i deschide dulapul \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i scoate cu din\u0163ii bluzi\u0163a preferat\u0103 de dantel\u0103 alb\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 o plimbe prin cas\u0103. C\u00e2nd d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 sticle \u015fi borcane \u00een c\u0103mar\u0103. C\u00e2nd co\u0163\u0103ie m\u0103tura, c\u00e2nd se \u00eenf\u0103\u015foar\u0103 \u00een pre\u015f, c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i fur\u0103 sandvi\u015ful din farfurie. C\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i pa\u015fte florile primite cadou de la unul dintre ultimii mohicani care mai ofer\u0103 flori. Apoi, \u00een timp ce tu aduni cioburile, el se tol\u0103ne\u015fte tacticos peste cartea pe care o traduceai. Apoi, c\u00e2nd \u00eencerci s\u0103 extragi cartea de sub el, \u00ee\u015fi \u00eenfige brusc din\u0163ii \u00een m\u00e2na ta.<\/p>\n<p>Concluzie: nu po\u0163i munci dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 are pisica bun\u0103voin\u0163a s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i acorde permisiunea.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei, f\u0103r\u0103 leg\u0103tur\u0103:<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6ByNROf8v-Q?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cen care o pisic\u0103 e cel mai enervant lucru din lume. 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