{"id":28262,"date":"2025-07-14T12:07:19","date_gmt":"2025-07-14T09:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28262"},"modified":"2025-07-14T12:07:22","modified_gmt":"2025-07-14T09:07:22","slug":"dexter-a-inviat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dexter-a-inviat\/","title":{"rendered":"Dexter a \u00eenviat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Vara lui 2025 promite s\u0103 fie spooky \u015fi gore, cu un nou sezon de <strong>Wednesday <\/strong>anun\u0163at \u00een august pe Netflix \u015fi un nou sequel, <strong>Dexter: Resurrection <\/strong>pe SkyShowtime, ca s\u0103 nu punctez <strong>Daredevil: Born Again <\/strong>pe Disney+, <strong>The Institute <\/strong>pe MGM+ sau <strong>Evil Lives Here <\/strong>pe HBO Max. Cum genul meu preferat este \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne thrillerul cu accente horror, m\u0103 consider o r\u0103sf\u0103\u0163at\u0103 a soartei, mai ales c\u0103 <strong>Dexter <\/strong>a fost unul dintre serialele mele preferate \u00een anii 2000, \u015fi nu \u00een\u0163elegeam de ce nu e obsesie na\u0163ional\u0103, ca de exemplu <strong>Dr. House. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Dexter: Resurrection<\/strong> a avut premiera pe 11 iulie, cu dou\u0103 episoade, dar SkyShowtime de Rom\u00e2nia are un obicei care m\u0103 scoate din min\u0163i. La Netflix \u015fi HBO Max, premiera mondial\u0103 e pe data x, \u015fi automat premiera rom\u00e2neasc\u0103 e tot pe data x. La SkyShowtime, Rom\u00e2nia prime\u015fte totul cu \u00eent\u00e2rziere, de parc\u0103 am fi coada vacii. OK, suntem coada vacii, dar nu ne trata astfel c\u00e2nd ne oferi un serviciu pl\u0103tit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Am avut noroc cu o prieten\u0103 din str\u0103in\u0103tate, care mi-a pus la dispozi\u0163ie abonamentul ei de Hulu, \u015fi am v\u0103zut <strong>Dexter: Resurrection <\/strong>simultan cu lumea I. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dexter, serialul original, a avut opt sezoane, \u00eentre 2006 \u015fi 2013. \u00cen str\u0103in\u0103tate, a fost unul dintre reperele culturale ale deceniului 2000. \u00cen Rom\u00e2nia, a fost primit c\u0103ldu\u0163. Nici apreciere entuziast\u0103, nici hate cu n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103i. \u015ei nu am \u00een\u0163eles niciodat\u0103 de ce, pentru c\u0103 serialul este absolut genial. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E vorba de un b\u0103iat inteligent \u015fi fermec\u0103tor, cu instinct de criminal \u00een serie. Pentru a nu ucide oameni nevinova\u0163i, taic\u0103-su adoptiv, poli\u0163ist \u00een Miami, \u00eei pred\u0103 un set de reguli numit \u201ecodul\u201d, care const\u0103, \u00een esen\u021b\u0103, din regula de a nu ucide dec\u00e2t scursurile societ\u0103\u021bii, criminali, jigodii, pedofili, mafio\u021bi, violatori \u0219i alte gunoaie josnice care pl\u0103tesc cei mai buni avoca\u021bi s\u0103 scape de r\u0103spundere pentru faptele lor. Dexter e absolvent de medicin\u0103, dar lucreaz\u0103 \u00een laboratorul departamentului de poli\u021bie din Miami \u0219i, fiind el \u00eensu\u0219i criminal, are un instinct excep\u021bional s\u0103 reconstituie detaliile unei crime analiz\u00e2nd locul faptei. Dar prefer\u0103 s\u0103-i p\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 pe asasini la c\u0103derea nop\u021bii, s\u0103-i injecteze cu un somnifer, s\u0103-i trezeasc\u0103 lega\u021bi de o mas\u0103, s\u0103 le scoat\u0103 pe nas toate crimele pe care le-au comis, apoi s\u0103-i c\u0103s\u0103peasc\u0103, s\u0103-i taie buc\u0103\u021bi \u0219i s\u0103-i arunce \u00een mare. Serialul original e expert \u00een a crea ni\u0219te nemernici memorabili \u0219i detestabili, \u00een a-i urm\u0103ri episod dup\u0103 episod \u00een toat\u0103 sc\u00e2rbo\u0219enia lor \u0219i \u00een a te surprinde cu noi \u0219i noi abisuri ale tic\u0103lo\u0219iei pentru ca, la final, moartea lor pe masa lui Dexter s\u0103 fie orgasmic\u0103, catharctic\u0103 \u0219i eliberatoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cu o distribu\u021bie fenomenal\u0103, plin\u0103 de personalitate \u0219i carism\u0103, care-l \u00eenconjoar\u0103 pe protagonist (Michael C. Hall, un veteran al genului thriller), \u0219i cu fundalul unui Miami vesel, \u00eensorit, cu o via\u021b\u0103 de noapte electric\u0103 \u0219i trepidant\u0103 \u0219i cu moartea p\u00e2ndind mereu dup\u0103 col\u021b, <strong>Dexter <\/strong>original e o experien\u021b\u0103 savuroas\u0103, deopotriv\u0103 tensionat\u0103 \u0219i vesel\u0103. \u00cel g\u0103si\u021bi \u0219i pe Netflix, \u0219i pe Showtime, devora\u021bi-l. Nu ve\u021bi regreta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Problema cea mare, ca \u0219i la <strong>Game of Thrones<\/strong>, a fost sf\u00e2r\u0219itul, care a enervat pe toat\u0103 lumea. Cea mai important\u0103 rela\u021bie din serial, \u00een jurul c\u0103reia se construiesc restul intrigilor, e aceea dintre Dexter \u0219i sora lui Debra (de\u0219i tehnic nu e sora lui, fiind fiica biologic\u0103 a detectivului Morgan, cel ce l-a adoptat pe el.) Dexter e mereu calculat, precaut \u0219i \u00een expectativ\u0103, Debra e plin\u0103 de via\u021b\u0103, impulsiv\u0103 \u0219i cu un limbaj comic de buruienos. C\u00e2nd, la finalul sezonului al optulea (cifr\u0103 fatidic\u0103), un criminal \u00een serie o ucide pe Debra, iar Dexter dispare \u00een uragan cu corpul ei \u0219i reapare ca muncitor \u00eentr-un or\u0103\u0219el friguros de munte, lumea a f\u0103cut circ, spume \u0219i scandal, exact ca \u00een cazul <strong>GOT<\/strong>. \u0218i atunci, produc\u0103torii ne-au dat <strong>Dexter: New Blood<\/strong>, un sequel care are loc \u00een numitul or\u0103\u0219el de munte (incomparabil mai neinteresant dec\u00e2t coloratul Miami), \u0219i unde Dexter, dup\u0103 zece ani \u00een care n-a comis nicio crim\u0103, e triggerit de un nemernic care-i ucide cerbul preferat \u0219i se reapuc\u0103 de sportul care l-a consacrat: c\u0103s\u0103pirea de tic\u0103lo\u0219i. \u00centre timp, e c\u0103utat \u0219i de fiul s\u0103u adolescent, pe care \u00eel trimisese \u00een \u021b\u0103rile calde la finalul sezonului al optulea, \u0219i care, s\u0103tul de case de copii, a investigat s\u0103-\u0219i g\u0103seasc\u0103 tat\u0103l.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>New Blood<\/strong> nu m-a satisf\u0103cut. \u00cei lipsea umorul negru din <strong>Dexter <\/strong>original, personajele vesele \u0219i via\u021ba palpitant\u0103 din Miami, \u0219i \u00eenlocuia asta cu gri, dezolare rural\u0103 \u0219i multe istericale: fiul care \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenvinuie\u0219te tat\u0103l de tot ce e gre\u0219it \u00een via\u021ba lui; iubita \u0219ef\u0103 de poli\u021bie a lui Dexter care \u00eencepe s\u0103 se prind\u0103 cine e de fapt; \u0219i inclusiv fantoma Debrei, care vine s\u0103 conteste tot ce \u00eencearc\u0103 el s\u0103 fac\u0103. \u0218i da, psihologic fantoma Debrei e propria lui con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 vinovat\u0103 c\u0103 neglijen\u021ba lui a dus la moartea singurei prezen\u021be constante din via\u021ba lui; dar ca execu\u021bie artistic\u0103, excesul de istericale devine obositor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i din nou, un final anticlimactic: fiul, Harrison, stabile\u0219te c\u0103 Dexter e sursa problemelor lui \u0219i-\u0219i \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103 tat\u0103l \u00een piept. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar internetul s-a enervat. Nici m\u0103car \u201evot\u0103m masiv C\u0103lin Georgescu\u201d nu se compar\u0103 cu furia dezl\u0103n\u021buit\u0103 a milioane de fani Dexter din toat\u0103 lumea lovind tastatura cu pumnul \u0219i ap\u0103s\u00e2nd butonul \u201eEnter\u201d. Atunci, produc\u0103torii au \u00een\u021beles c\u0103 nu au de ales, trebuie s\u0103-i dea antieroului preferat al Americii o soart\u0103 mai bun\u0103, dac\u0103 mai vor vreodat\u0103 public. \u0218i s-au revan\u0219at cu dou\u0103 seriale noi, \u00een care au pus trup \u0219i suflet, s\u0103 rec\u00e2\u0219tige mul\u021bimea dezl\u0103n\u021buit\u0103: <strong>Dexter: Original Sin<\/strong> &#8211; un prequel care dezv\u0103luie modul \u00een care corup\u021bia, intrigile \u0219i incompeten\u021ba poli\u021biei au dus la moartea violent\u0103 a mamei lui Dexter \u00een fa\u021ba copiilor ei, \u0219i traumele care au creat setea de a ucide a lui Dexter (am scris despre el <a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dexter-original-sin-e-de-neratat\/\"><strong>aici<\/strong><\/a>) \u0219i, <strong>Dexter: Resurrection<\/strong>, \u00een care ne facem mea culpa fa\u021b\u0103 de domnii \u0219i doamnele spectatori c\u0103 ne-a trecut prin cap s\u0103 \u00eencerc\u0103m s\u0103 le c\u0103s\u0103pim antieroul preferat \u0219i \u00eei d\u0103m un nou \u00eenceput, de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103 la New York. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Primul episod, <strong>A Beating Heart<\/strong>, a fost cu plusuri \u0219i cu minusuri. Plusul cel mai plus e actoria fenomenal\u0103, nuan\u021bat\u0103 \u0219i mereu imprevizibil\u0103 a protagonistului Michael C. Hall, care are o art\u0103 s\u0103 combine farmecul social, amabilitatea, cu micile reac\u021bii \u0219i priviri bizare, tr\u0103d\u00e2nd faptul c\u0103 personajul nu e ceea ce pare, \u0219i cu o profunzime emo\u021bional\u0103 care te cutremur\u0103. \u0218i a fost nevoie de tot farmecul lui Michael C. Hall pentru a ne ajuta s\u0103 diger\u0103m scenariul episodului 1, cusut cu mai mult\u0103 a\u021b\u0103 alb\u0103 dec\u00e2t o pereche de izmene de \u021bar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Modul \u00een care toate acuza\u021biile \u00eempotriva lui Dexter au disp\u0103rut convenabil cu explica\u021bii facile, modul \u00een care fi-su a \u00eentins-o pur \u0219i simplu la New York \u0219i fosta \u0219ef\u0103 de la poli\u021bie, cea care \u00eel ghicise, a demisionat \u0219i a plecat \u00een lumea larg\u0103, modul \u00een care totul s-a aranjat de la sine pentru ca el s\u0103 fie v\u0103zut ca o biat\u0103 victim\u0103 a unei ne\u00een\u021belegeri te face s\u0103 dai cu basca de p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Ca om de televiziune, \u00een\u021belegi c\u0103 produc\u0103torii trebuie s\u0103 ias\u0103 din rahatul \u00een care s-au \u00eenc\u00e2lcit singuri la final de <strong>New Blood<\/strong>; ca fan, ajungi la concluzia c\u0103 nu mai aveau mult p\u00e2n\u0103 la stupizenia momentului \u00een care Pamela se treze\u0219te s\u0103-l g\u0103seasc\u0103 pe Bobby \u00een du\u0219 \u0219i cincizeci de episoade de<strong> Dallas<\/strong> se declar\u0103 instant nule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Apoi, eu mai am un defect: ur\u0103sc apelul la emo\u021bie. Serialul \u00eencepe cu <strong>Dexter<\/strong> \u00een com\u0103, re\u00eent\u00e2lnind \u00een imagina\u021bie principalii \u0219i cei mai populari antagoni\u0219ti ai serialului ini\u021bial, \u00een ideea c\u0103 ne vom aminti de vraja primei iubiri. Mul\u021bi apreciaz\u0103 acest tip de callback, mie \u00eemi inspir\u0103 un c\u0103lduros \u201dDa&#8217; mai de-te \u00een direc\u021bia general\u0103 a pluii mele.\u201d Nu am nevoie s\u0103-mi reaminte\u0219ti de ce iubeam serialul \u00een 2008, d\u0103-mi motive noi s\u0103-l iubesc \u00een 2025. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218tiu, \u0219tiu, sunt un porc lipsit de sentimente, de aceea rag to\u021bi gigeii c\u0103 sunt mai b\u0103rbat dec\u00e2t ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Spre fericirea mea \u0219i a altor porci lipsi\u021bi de sentimente, izmeneala se termin\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepe noua poveste cu trei linii principale de intrig\u0103. Una a lui Dexter, care \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i revin\u0103, cu o nou\u0103 traum\u0103, c\u0103 propriul s\u0103u fiu a \u00eencercat s\u0103-i sting\u0103 via\u021ba. A doua a lui Harrison, care \u0219i-a g\u0103sit un job la Hotelul Empire din New York, a absolvit liceul \u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 duc\u0103 o via\u021b\u0103 de om normal, dar vinov\u0103\u021bia \u00eel macin\u0103, pentru c\u0103 Harrison nu e un criminal care s\u0103 savureze crima, cum e taic\u0103-su, ci un criminal impulsiv chinuit de remu\u0219c\u0103ri \u0219i de imagini ale victimelor sale. Iar aceast\u0103 diferen\u021b\u0103 d\u0103 diversitate \u0219i suspans pove\u0219tii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i avem un al treilea fir narativ, al unei mafioate superbe \u0219i foarte lady boss (Uma Thurman) care intr\u0103 prin efrac\u021bie \u00een ni\u0219te spa\u021bii, face ceva acroba\u021bie \u0219i se ceart\u0103 cu ni\u0219te cet\u0103\u021beni. Nu afl\u0103m nici cine e Uma, nici cine e \u0103la c\u0103ruia \u00eei d\u0103 cu ghioaga-n cap, dar probabil c\u0103 va fi o viitoare prieten\u0103 sau du\u0219manc\u0103 a lui Dexter la New York. Nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103 enigma acestui personaj. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen salonul lui Dexter reapare vechiul s\u0103u bun prieten de la Miami, Angel Batista, care a aflat \u0219i de suspiciunile c\u0103 ar fi criminal \u00een serie, \u0219i de faptul c\u0103 toate acuza\u021biile au fost retrase: iar \u00eent\u00e2lnirea \u00eentre Batista \u0219i Dexter e de o m\u0103iestrie actoriceasc\u0103 fenomenal\u0103: afec\u021biune, triste\u021be, to\u021bi mor\u021bii comuni care le apas\u0103 sufletul \u0219i un vibe subtil de suspiciune reciproc\u0103, jucat\u0103 doar din priviri \u0219i reac\u021bii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Batista \u00ee\u0219i propune s\u0103 fie al\u0103turi de Dexter \u00een convalescen\u021b\u0103, dar, plot twist: \u00een timpul sesiunii de gimnastic\u0103 medical\u0103, Dexter afl\u0103 de o crim\u0103 de la Hotel Empire, cu mortul h\u0103cuit exact cum h\u0103cuia el mor\u021bii. \u0218i cum \u00eel \u00eenv\u0103\u021base pe Harrison s\u0103 procedeze. Faptul c\u0103 poli\u021bia a descoperit crima \u0219i ancheteaz\u0103 prin zon\u0103 \u00eei alerteaz\u0103 brusc instinctul patern. \u00centr-o scen\u0103 de comedie aproape slapstick, fur\u0103 cheile de la ma\u0219in\u0103 ale mortului din salonul al\u0103turat, sare pe geam \u0219i o \u00eentinde la New York, \u00een halat \u0219i pijama, s\u0103-\u0219i ajute fiul. Chiar dac\u0103 fuga lui intempestiv\u0103 \u00eel las\u0103 pe Batista cu mai multe semne de \u00eentrebare \u0219i suspiciuni, care, probabil, vor duce la o investiga\u021bie \u00een urm\u0103toarele episoade. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deja povestea devine palpitant\u0103, cu multe sui\u0219uri \u0219i cobor\u00e2\u0219uri, exact ca un sezon bun de <strong>Dexter. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen episodul al doilea, avem imaginea vibrant\u0103 a metropolei pline de via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i de multe personaje colorate \u0219i haotice, amintindu-ne c\u0103 povestea lui Dexter func\u021biona cel mai bine \u00een context urban, \u00een vitez\u0103 \u0219i aglomera\u021bie, cu fe\u021be \u00een fug\u0103 pe care nu le revezi niciodat\u0103. Dexter, \u00een dialog nonstop cu fantoma tat\u0103lui s\u0103u adoptiv, decide s\u0103 nu-l traumatizeze pe Harrison contact\u00e2ndu-l direct, ci s\u0103 se strecoare \u00een hotelul Empire \u0219i s\u0103 verifice dac\u0103 a l\u0103sat vreo dovad\u0103 incriminatoare. Ajuns \u00een camera victimei, trebuie s\u0103 se ascund\u0103 \u00een dulap, pentru c\u0103 detectivii new-yorkezi decid chiar atunci s\u0103 fac\u0103 o vizit\u0103, \u0219i avem o scen\u0103 irezistibil\u0103 de comedie: ei furio\u0219i c\u0103 nu g\u0103sesc probe \u0219i Dexter debord\u00e2nd de m\u00e2ndrie p\u0103rinteasc\u0103 \u00een dulap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O prietenie cu un \u0219ofer de Uber \u00eel face pe Dexter s\u0103 afle de un uciga\u0219 \u00een serie care decapiteaz\u0103 al\u021bi \u0219oferi de Uber. Ofticat de faptul c\u0103 acesta \u00ee\u0219i spune Dark Passenger &#8211; porecla lui, Dexter d\u0103 un one liner cu poten\u021bial de mem\u0103: \u201eC\u00e2t o fi New Yorkul de mare, nu e loc de doi Dark Passengeri\u201d, \u0219i se angajeaz\u0103 \u0219i el la Uber, investig\u00e2nd \u00eentre timp identitatea tizului s\u0103u. Evident c\u0103 \u00eel g\u0103se\u0219te \u0219i evident c\u0103 e pe urmele lui, dar \u00een \u00eenghesuiala de la New York, \u00eel mai pierde prin mul\u021bime. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce izbute\u0219te episodul al doilea e s\u0103 ne dea o nou\u0103 distribu\u021bie agreabil\u0103 \u0219i plin\u0103 de personalitate, fie c\u0103 e vorba de colega vesel\u0103 \u0219i energic\u0103 a lui Harrison (probabil viitoarea lui iubit\u0103), ga\u0219ca de \u0219oferi de Uber emigran\u021bi care \u00eel integreaz\u0103 cu voio\u0219ie \u0219i ospitalitate pe Dexter, condus\u0103 de actorul ugandez Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine (da, tema emigran\u021bilor e actual\u0103 \u0219i izvor infinit de discu\u021bii \u00een SUA acum, iar <strong>Dexter: Resurrection <\/strong>strecoar\u0103 o not\u0103 fin\u0103 de comentariu social), \u0219i o doamn\u0103 detectiv feroce, necru\u021b\u0103toare \u0219i fenomenal de intuitiv\u0103 \u0219i atent\u0103 la detalii, exact ca Dexter. At\u00e2t de atent\u0103 la detalii, \u00eenc\u00e2t, dac\u0103 pe partea a doua a sezonului, afl\u0103m c\u0103 \u0219i ea c\u0103s\u0103pe\u0219te infractori, promit c\u0103 nu m\u0103 voi mira. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La finalul episodului al doilea, m-am pomenit c\u0103 \u00eemi vine s\u0103 dau click pe next episode, dar next episode vine abia s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Concluzia: da, via\u021ba f\u0103r\u0103 Dexter e pustie \u0219i, chiar dac\u0103 SkyShowtime ne d\u0103 noul serial cu \u00eent\u00e2rziere, c\u0103 doar suntem coada vacii, ave\u021bi primele opt sezoane s\u0103 v\u0103 delecta\u021bi cu ele. <strong>New Blood <\/strong>e skippabil. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Izbe\u015fte autorul cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vara lui 2025 promite s\u0103 fie spooky \u015fi gore, cu un nou sezon de Wednesday anun\u0163at \u00een august pe Netflix \u015fi un nou sequel,&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28263,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/Dexter-Resurrection.jpg?fit=1920%2C1080&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28262"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28262\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28264,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28262\/revisions\/28264"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}