{"id":28280,"date":"2025-07-17T13:09:54","date_gmt":"2025-07-17T10:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28280"},"modified":"2025-07-17T13:31:52","modified_gmt":"2025-07-17T10:31:52","slug":"stormy-daniels-e-avocata-voastra-ma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/stormy-daniels-e-avocata-voastra-ma\/","title":{"rendered":"Stormy Daniels e avocata voastr\u0103, m\u0103?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u015etiu c\u0103 nu e frumos din partea mea, dar am r\u00e2s de povestea cu Stormy Daniels avocat\u0103 \u015fi de entuziasmul ciumpalacilor lui C\u0103lin Georgescu p\u00e2n\u0103 am f\u0103cut febr\u0103 muscular\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stormy Daniels nu e o avocat\u0103. E o actri\u0163\u0103 de filme din alea. La care v\u0103 bucura\u0163i voi, c\u0103 mai vede\u0163i cipcirip de femeie, m\u0103car pe ecran, m\u0103car versiunea scurt\u0103 free de pe siteuri al c\u0103ror nume se termin\u0103 cu \u201ehub\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, sunt nenum\u0103rate vedete din domeniu care au schimbat meseria dup\u0103 ce \u0219i-au f\u0103cut plinul financiar: au devenit medici, ingineri IT sau patroni de agen\u021bii imobiliare, ca s\u0103 nu men\u021bionez pe cei care l-au descoperit pe Isus \u0219i au devenit pastori. Dar Stormy e printre vedetele xxx care merg \u00eenainte cu t\u0103rie, de la teen la milf \u0219i, probabil, la 80 de ani, o vei vedea la categoria granny, chit c\u0103 va fi \u0219i atunci superb\u0103, cu o combina\u021bie de fitness, diet\u0103 \u0219i opera\u021bii estetice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Leg\u0103tura lui Stormy cu Trump nu e una de reprezentare. E una… cum s-o pun elegant, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 demonetizeze Google? Una sub centur\u0103. \u0218i nu doar \u00een sensul pl\u0103cut al cuv\u00e2ntului. C\u00e2nd Trump a ajuns pre\u0219edinte, Stormy \u0219i-a amintit brusc despre modul \u00een care el i-a solicitat \u0219i ob\u021binut serviciile s*xuale \u00een 2006. Pentru c\u0103 povestea nu era prea m\u0103gulitoare, Trump a \u00eencercat s\u0103-i cumpere t\u0103cerea cu 130.000 de dolari. Dar vede\u021bi voi, mai trebuie s\u0103 le \u0219i vorbe\u0219ti frumos oamenilor, c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103-i pl\u0103te\u0219ti s\u0103 tac\u0103. Dac\u0103 e\u0219ti m\u00e2rlan cu ei, te pot da \u00een judecat\u0103 pentru tentativ\u0103 de mit\u0103. Ceea ce Stormy a \u0219i f\u0103cut \u0219i, surpriz\u0103, a c\u00e2\u0219tigat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deci, da, Trump \u0219i Stormy au \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit o sal\u0103 de tribunal, dar la capete opuse ale actului legal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 ar fi s\u0103-l apere Stormy pe guru Dilimache… oh my god, ar fi comedia involuntar\u0103 a anului. A\u0219 pl\u0103ti s\u0103 m\u0103 uit la asta. Mo\u0219ul pitic robotic debit\u00e2nd oligofreneli cu ifos \u0219i pornostare\u021ba no-nonsense, care nu mai iart\u0103 nimic niciunui b\u0103rbat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar faptul c\u0103 sugerani\u0219tii rom\u00e2ni au luat-o de bun\u0103 \u0219i au sharuit-o cu sutele de mii ne confrm\u0103 din nou ceea ce \u0219tiam deja: c\u0103 avem de a face cu cei mai sini\u0219tri imbecili, care habar nu au de nimic \u0219i nici nu caut\u0103, pentru c\u0103 pr0stul dac\u0103 nu e fudul, nu e pr0st destul, \u0219i c\u0103rora po\u021bi s\u0103 le vinzi orice fel de gogo\u0219i, c\u0103 vor \u00eenghi\u021bi cu gura larg c\u0103scat\u0103. Cam ca Stormy Daniels \u00eentr-o finalizare fericit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Izbe\u015fte autorul cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u015etiu c\u0103 nu e frumos din partea mea, dar am r\u00e2s de povestea cu Stormy Daniels avocat\u0103 \u015fi de entuziasmul ciumpalacilor lui C\u0103lin Georgescu...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28281,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/07\/stormy.jpg?fit=1200%2C800&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28280"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28283,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28280\/revisions\/28283"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}