{"id":28284,"date":"2025-07-18T15:05:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-18T12:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28284"},"modified":"2025-07-18T15:05:03","modified_gmt":"2025-07-18T12:05:03","slug":"biografia-lui-gwyneth-paltrow-e-tot-ce-nu-vreau-sa-citesc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/biografia-lui-gwyneth-paltrow-e-tot-ce-nu-vreau-sa-citesc\/","title":{"rendered":"Biografia lui Gwyneth Paltrow e tot ce NU vreau s\u0103 citesc"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

C\u00e2nd eram pu\u015ftoaic\u0103, \u00eemi pl\u0103cea actri\u0163a Gwyneth Paltrow. Aducea o anumit\u0103 noble\u0163e \u00een rolurile ei, o elegan\u0163\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 efort, o gra\u0163ie \u00eenn\u0103scut\u0103, \u015fi o frumuse\u0163e angelic\u0103. Evident, nici vorb\u0103 de versatilitatea lui Meryl Streep, care e muncitoare la ferm\u0103 \u00eentr-un rol \u015fi editor \u015fef la Vogue \u00een altul, \u015fi o crezi \u00een toate, dar strict pe felia \u201efata stilat\u0103 care vrea lucruri frumoase \u00een via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nu se sperie de c\u0103pc\u0103uni\u201d, era ok. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Frumuse\u021bea unei femei e un lucru paradoxal. E primul lucru pe care \u00eel observ\u0103 oamenii c\u00e2nd o \u00eent\u00e2lnesc, singurul de care \u021bin cont mul\u021bi dintre ei \u0219i ultimul pe care \u00eel uit\u0103, dar, cel pu\u021bin p\u00e2n\u0103-n 30 de ani, nu are nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu caracterul persoanei. Dup\u0103 30, \u00eencepe degenerarea natural\u0103 \u0219i abia la 40 se disting cei care au grij\u0103 de propria lor persoan\u0103 de cei c\u0103rora li se f\u00e2lf\u00e2ie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Femei frumoase \u0219i cu niciun alt merit au parte de glorie \u0219i onoruri, iar femei mai pu\u021bin norocoase genetic, oric\u00e2t de inteligente, integre, competente, sunt date discret la o parte. \u0218i asta mi se pare o imens\u0103 nedreptate. Pentru c\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 str\u0103luceasc\u0103 cine ar merita, str\u0103luce\u0219te cine a tras lozul frumuse\u021be conven\u021bional\u0103. \u0218i apoi, norocoasa deschide gura. \u0218i te doare mintea ce auzi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Presa de afar\u0103 a \u00eenceput s\u0103 scrie deja despre cartea lui Gwyneth, realizat\u0103 \u00een colaborare cu scriitoarea Amy Odell. \u0218i e evident c\u0103 se selecteaz\u0103 pasajele suculente, cele legate de alte vedete, temele de tabloid, pentru a face t\u0103r\u0103boi. Partea asta e fireasc\u0103. Ag\u0103\u021bi pxlimea cu scandal, nu cu citate filosofice, indiferent c\u00e2t de ipocrit\u0103 e pxlimea c\u00e2nd pretinde c\u0103 \u00eei plac citatele filosofice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar \u00een majoritatea biografiilor sau autobiografiilor (care sunt de fapt biografii cu scriitor fantom\u0103, pentru c\u0103 multe vedete au talentul literar al unei cizme), remarci viziunea matur\u0103, trecut\u0103 prin via\u021b\u0103, asupra subiectului de scandal. Da, ne-am certat cu Gigi Rahat, am\u00e2ndoi eram mici \u0219i b\u0103tu\u021bi \u00een cap, acum \u00eemi dau seama c\u0103 existau solu\u021bii mai bune \u0219i iat\u0103 de ce b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021bea e de fapt mi\u0219to. C\u0103 te \u00eembog\u0103\u021be\u0219ti \u00een viziune \u0219i perspectiv\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta, desigur, dac\u0103 nu \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219ti ca Gwyneth Paltrow. Care la 52 de ani \u00eenc\u0103 scrie cum ea \u0219i Brad erau incompatibili pentru c\u0103 Brad nu \u0219tia tipurile de caviar, care e beluga \u0219i care osetra. Reac\u021bia mea, citind asta, a fost un sincer \u201eHai, d\u0103-te \u00een direc\u021bia general\u0103 a pluii mele.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt multe motive obiective s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi treac\u0103 atrac\u021bia fa\u021b\u0103 de un iubit. Dac\u0103 te abuzeaz\u0103. Dac\u0103 te neglijeaz\u0103. Dac\u0103 te consider\u0103 slug\u0103 personal\u0103 nepl\u0103tit\u0103. Dac\u0103 se crede mult prea valoros \u0219i important \u0219i te trateaz\u0103 ca \u0219i cum \u00ee\u021bi face o favoare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar s\u0103 nu \u0219tie tipurile de caviar? Iubi, hai la un restaurant pesc\u0103resc. Domnule chelner, vrem platoul casei, \u0103la cu toate tipurile de seafood \u0219i caviar. Uite, iubi, astea ceva mai mari sunt de beluga, astea un pic mai mici sunt de osetra, alea mici de tot sunt de sevruga \u0219i alea ro\u0219ii sunt de somon, dar unii le consider\u0103 doar icre, nu caviar. OK, dulcea\u021b\u0103? Poft\u0103 bun\u0103 \u0219i ia cu vodc\u0103 s\u0103 nu \u021bi se aplece. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

At\u00e2t de simplu, at\u00e2t de eficient. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 la 52 de ani nu \u0219tii ce e u\u0219or de remediat la al\u021bii \u0219i ce e de neiertat, ai ajuns degeaba la v\u00e2rsta asta. Mintal, e\u0219ti tot o g\u00e2sculi\u021b\u0103 de 16 ani. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eVai, voia s\u0103 m\u0103 ia de nevast\u0103 \u0219i eu nu m\u0103 sim\u021beam preg\u0103tit\u0103.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pot auzi asta din guri\u021ba unei fete de 20 de ani. Dar c\u00e2nd o femeie de 50 nu \u0219tie s\u0103 priveasc\u0103 situa\u021bia \u00eentr-un mod mai matur, s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleag\u0103 c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 comunici dac\u0103 vrei s\u0103 transmi\u021bi a\u0219tept\u0103ri rezonabile, a ajuns degeaba la v\u00e2rsta aia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cemi amintesc cum, o vreme, tabloidele erau pline de scandalul nonstop din cuplul Ben Affleck – Gwyneth Paltrow. \u0218i totu\u0219i, biografia ei ne spune: \u201eBen era excep\u021bional \u00een pat.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pot \u00een\u021belege o pu\u0219toaic\u0103 de 20 de ani c\u0103 ridic\u0103 \u00een sl\u0103vi performan\u021ba s*xual\u0103 a golanului de cartier, care face rota\u021bie cu ea \u0219i alte g\u00e2sculi\u021be. De\u0219i nici la 20 n-am acceptat s\u0103 fiu parte din rota\u021bia nim\u0103nui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar dac\u0103, la 50 de ani, \u00eenc\u0103 ne vorbe\u0219ti de c\u0103l\u0103ritul feroce ca scuz\u0103 sau pretext pentru a tolera toxicitate, din nou: D\u0103-te \u00een direc\u021bia general\u0103 a pluii mele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Modul de a pune problema denot\u0103 un infantilism st\u00e2njenitor. Iar acesta e mai jenant, \u00een cazul unei persoane de la 50 de ani \u00een sus, dec\u00e2t ridurile \u0219i celulita. Ridurile \u0219i celulita sunt naturale, a\u0219a e organismul uman. Dar s\u0103 fii b\u0103tut \u00een cap la v\u00e2rsta maturit\u0103\u021bii e strict o problem\u0103 care \u021bine de tine, de IQ, de EQ \u0219i de tot ce te define\u0219te ca om. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Parc\u0103 o preferam c\u00e2nd vindea lum\u00e2n\u0103ri cu arom\u0103 de p!zd\u0103. M\u0103car acolo \u00een\u021belegeam utilitatea. E un ocean de onani\u0219ti care va tr\u0103i masturb\u0103ri feroce adulmec\u00e2nd fumul de vagin \u00eencins. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sunt multe lucruri pe care nu le voi cump\u0103ra \u00een anul de austeritate 2025, dar biografia lui Gwyneth ar fi un no-buy chiar dac\u0103 a\u0219 \u00eencepe s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tig sute de mii de euro de m\u00e2ine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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