{"id":28294,"date":"2025-07-19T11:26:35","date_gmt":"2025-07-19T08:26:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28294"},"modified":"2025-07-19T11:26:38","modified_gmt":"2025-07-19T08:26:38","slug":"turismul-si-dictatura-nu-se-prea-pupa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/turismul-si-dictatura-nu-se-prea-pupa\/","title":{"rendered":"Turismul \u015fi dictatura nu se prea pup\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Via\u0163a de dictator e foarte simpl\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u0163i asumi c\u0103 e\u015fti dictator. Tu impui voin\u0163a ta \u00eentregului popor, arunci de la etaj pe cei ce \u0163i se opun, to\u0163i joac\u0103 cum fluieri tu, nimeni nu face ce vrea \u015fi \u00ee\u0163i asumi c\u0103 o bun\u0103 parte scuip\u0103 dup\u0103 tine c\u00e2nd treci pe acolo, dar e pre\u0163ul necesar pentru a fi tiranul unei na\u0163iuni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Drama apare c\u00e2nd dictatorul decide c\u0103 vrea s\u0103 fie, \u00een acela\u015fi timp, \u015fi Mister Popularitate. Cum ar fi dictatorul nord-coreean Kim Jong Un. Care \u015fi-a tras sta\u0163iune de lux pentru turi\u015fti. Opulent\u0103, frumoas\u0103, fotografiat\u0103 profesional, imagini multicolore, splendide, de parc\u0103 ar fi Palm Beach. Sursa perfect\u0103 de euro \u015fi de dolari de la capitali\u015ftii \u0103ia nemernici pe care \u00eei ur\u00e2m declarativ, dar nu \u015ftim ce s\u0103 facem s\u0103 le lu\u0103m banii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A \u015fi venit un prim grup de turi\u015fti. Ru\u015fi. Rusia fiind aliatul Coreei de Nord. Cea care a primit ajutorul militar nord-coreean \u00een invazia Ucrainei. Ru\u015fii tr\u0103iesc sub papucul lui Putin, deci, evident, vor fi mai pu\u0163in libertini dec\u00e2t occidentalii decaden\u0163i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Opera\u0163iunea de PR a decurs \u00een linii mari ok, cu noi \u015fi noi poze de vacan\u0163\u0103 care s\u0103 se chinuie s\u0103 ne conving\u0103 de bine se distrau ivanii \u015fi nata\u015fele pe acolo, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd au reu\u015fit \u015fi ei s\u0103-l calce pe Kim Jong Un pe b\u0103t\u0103turi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un reporter rus a scris c\u0103 localnicii din jur par adu\u015fi pe sus de autorit\u0103\u0163i, nu turi\u015fti autentici care se distreaz\u0103. Ceea ce e ipoteza cea mai plauzibil\u0103. Kim Jong Un \u00ee\u015fi consider\u0103 supu\u015fii mas\u0103 de manevr\u0103. Sclavi. Nimicuri. \u015ei dac\u0103 faci sta\u0163iune de lux, e clar c\u0103 nimicurile \u015fi sclavii nu vor avea acces acolo. A\u015fa cum, pe vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu, rom\u00e2nii nu aveau acces \u00een magazinele destinate turi\u015ftilor str\u0103ini. C\u0103 ipocrizia nu e total\u0103 dac\u0103 nu def\u0103im\u0103m Occidentul decadent \u00een timp ce \u00eei pup\u0103m \u00een fiecare stria\u0163ie a anusului pe nem\u0163ii veni\u0163i \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aceast\u0103 remarc\u0103 at\u00e2t de inofensiv\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t nici m\u0103car autorit\u0103\u0163ile ruse nu au considerat c\u0103 e cazul s-o cenzureze la publicare, l-a indignat masiv pe Kim Jong Un. Chit c\u0103 era adev\u0103rat\u0103. Chit c\u0103 el cu m\u00e2na lui semnase ordinul care adusese p*limea pe post de figura\u0163ie simpl\u0103. Chit c\u0103 \u015ftia \u015fi el c\u0103 nu p*limea se va distra aici. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015ei atunci, dictatorul nostru a \u00eenchis temporar sta\u0163iunea. Peisajul, hotelurile, facilit\u0103\u0163ile \u00een care a investit milioane de dolari sunt momentan scoase din circuit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu po\u0163i intra \u00een industria vacan\u0163elor f\u0103r\u0103 un mindset de vacan\u0163\u0103. \u015ei f\u0103r\u0103 asumarea faptului c\u0103 turi\u015ftii vor vrea s\u0103 recenzeze vacan\u0163a aia, pe care au dat o g\u0103l\u0103gie de bani. OK, probabil c\u0103 grupul beta de turi\u015fti ru\u015fi a venit pe protocol, dar \u015fi a\u015fa: vacan\u0163a presupune relaxare, iar relaxarea presupune c\u0103 spui tot ce-\u0163i trece prin cap. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd e\u015fti dictator, e important s\u0103 te \u0163ii de proiecte care se pup\u0103 cu stilul dictatorial. Nu te b\u0103ga la entertainment, c\u0103 nu e\u015fti obi\u015fnuit s\u0103 vezi oameni distr\u00e2ndu-se \u015fi nu \u015ftii cum e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ceea ce \u015ftiu sigur e c\u0103, nici dac\u0103 a\u015f avea banii lui Jeff Bezos, nu m-a\u015f duce \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103 \u00een \u0163ara lui Kim Jong Un. E obositor s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i m\u0103sori cu h\u00e2rtie milimetric\u0103 fiecare cuvin\u0163el, s\u0103 nu zici involuntar ceva care s\u0103 supere. \u015ei s\u0103 te treze\u015fti s\u0103ltat de poter\u0103, pe banii t\u0103i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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