R\u00e2dem de mo\u015fi c\u0103 ofteaz\u0103 dup\u0103 sifoanele de pe vremea lui Ceau\u015fescu, c\u00e2nd e a\u015fa de simplu s\u0103-\u0163i iei SodaStream \u015fi s\u0103 faci c\u00e2t\u0103 ap\u0103 cu bule vrei tu \u00een propria buc\u0103t\u0103rie, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 stai la cozi, dar mergem la concertele unor staruri care au fost relevante \u00een popul anilor 2000, c\u0103 atunci eram noi tineri, fresh \u015fi cu erec\u0163ie d\u00e2rz\u0103. Da, Justin Timberlake de pe vremea lui Sexyback \u015fi al lui Cry Me a River era super bun\u0103ciune. Dar au trecut 20 de ani de atunci. \u015ei exist\u0103 lifting pentru fa\u0163\u0103, fund, abdomen \u015fi orice altceva at\u00e2rn\u0103, dar nu exist\u0103 lifting pentru personalitate. E\u015fti un mo\u015f stafidit \u015fi extenuat \u00een interiorul t\u0103u? Ghinion, nu se poate face nimic. O s\u0103 te pl\u00e2ngi de ploaie, de soare, de frigu\u0163, de c\u0103ldu\u0163, de perne tari, de perne moi, de stomac, de ficat, de \u015fale, de linguric\u0103 \u015fi de ce se mai nimere\u015fte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Merge\u0163i la concerte de mo\u015fi, v\u0103 asuma\u0163i c\u0103 ve\u0163i vedea comportament de mo\u015fi. Chema\u0163i vedete expirate ca Yahoo Messenger, v\u0103 asuma\u0163i c\u0103 vin cu umbl\u0103torul \u015fi c\u0103 dup\u0103 dou\u0103 c\u00e2ntece au nevoie de masc\u0103 de oxigen. Nu vre\u0163i asta? \u00cencepe\u0163i s\u0103 asculta\u0163i, s\u0103 promova\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 invita\u0163i tineri. Care au energie s\u0103 rup\u0103 scena dou\u0103 ore. C\u0103 e efort. Nu pare, dar este. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dou\u0103 la m\u00e2n\u0103: Ce e \u00een neregul\u0103 cu a fi o p****? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Salut, internet, m\u0103 cheam\u0103 Lorena Lupu \u015fi sunt o p*zd\u0103. O p*zd\u0103 care munce\u015fte 16 ore pe zi c\u00e2nd are un deadline \u015fi, f\u0103r\u0103 a fi o vedet\u0103 promovat\u0103 de televiziuni sau agen\u0163ii de succes, doar prin for\u0163e proprii, am trecut de 100.000 de abona\u0163i. \u015ei nu public con\u0163inut tradi\u0163ional p*zdesc, nu am poze cu \u0163\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi c*r, am doar r\u0103bufniri frecvente de personalitate. Ca dovad\u0103 c\u0103 p*zda nu e inerent un lucru negativ.<\/p>\n\n\n\n S\u0103 nu uit\u0103m c\u0103 to\u0163i am r\u0103s\u0103rit dintr-o p*zd\u0103 la un moment dat \u015fi, c\u00e2nd facem t\u00e2mpenii, cineva ne trimite \u00eenapoi \u00een ea. Alfa \u015fi omega. \u00cenceputul \u015fi sf\u00e2r\u015fitul. S\u0103-l compari pe Timberlake cu o p*zd\u0103 e o jignire pentru p*zd\u0103, un organ rezilient, care \u00eendur\u0103 mult pistonaj f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 cedeze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Trei la m\u00e2n\u0103: Da, dar Inna nu s-a pl\u00e2ns. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Inna e artist rom\u00e2n provenit din mediul independent. Ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103, foarte mult timp, nimeni nu i-a oferit nimic \u015fi a construit singur\u0103 tot ce are. Asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103rat cu c\u00e2rca echipamente grele, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at tehnic\u0103 \u015fi tehnologie \u015fi \u00eendurat hachi\u0163e \u015fi crize ale dansatorilor. O ploicic\u0103 pentru ea e o nimica toat\u0103. M\u0103car n-a fost cu grindin\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Patru la m\u00e2n\u0103: C\u00e2nd vreodat\u0103 a fost Timberlake un viteaz? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd a presat-o pe Britney s\u0103 avorteze, c\u0103 nu era preg\u0103tit s\u0103 fie t\u0103tic, \u015fi a l\u0103sat-o s\u0103 se zbuciume singur\u0103 cu decizia? C\u00e2nd el \u015fi Janet au creat \u00eempreun\u0103 momentul \u0103la cu smuls sutienul pe scen\u0103, iar t\u0103r\u0103boiul aferent a vizat-o doar pe ea \u015fi el a t\u0103cut m\u00e2lc? C\u00e2nd a fost prins \u00een\u015fel\u00e2ndu-\u015fi nevasta \u015fi a b\u0103gat capul \u00een nisip ca stru\u0163ul? \u015ei cum eu nu sunt fan Timberlake, \u015fi nu a\u015f da bani s\u0103-l v\u0103d nici dac\u0103 ar cre\u015fte \u00een copaci, \u015ftiu doar scandalurile astea c\u0103 le-a t\u0103v\u0103lit media p\u00e2n\u0103 la mine; habar n-am de alea mai mici, c\u0103 nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Morala acestui text: Respecta\u0163i p*zda, dac\u0103 vre\u0163i s\u0103 ave\u0163i parte de ea. Nu o mai compara\u0163i cu to\u0163i rata\u0163ii. 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