{"id":28310,"date":"2025-07-21T09:27:26","date_gmt":"2025-07-21T06:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28310"},"modified":"2025-07-21T09:36:50","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T06:36:50","slug":"nu-m-as-bucura-prea-tare-de-invitatia-lui-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-m-as-bucura-prea-tare-de-invitatia-lui-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu m-a\u015f bucura prea tare de invita\u0163ia lui Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Unii au o nevoie at\u00e2t de mare de validare, s\u0103 se simt\u0103 relevan\u0163i ca na\u0163iune, \u00eenc\u00e2t, de c\u00e2te ori ne bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 chiar \u015fi un dictator \u00een devenire, cum e Trump, \u00eei apuc\u0103 fericirea: Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103\u0103, c\u00e2t de mi\u015fto, vrea Trump s\u0103 se vad\u0103 cu Pre\u015fedintele Rom\u00e2niei. Wow, vrea Trump s\u0103 ne aib\u0103 la Casa Alb\u0103. Oh, via\u0163a mea! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 invita\u0163ia era de la Biden \u00een primii ani de mandat, c\u00e2nd \u00eenc\u0103 era ok, m\u0103 bucuram \u015fi eu. Sau chiar de la un republican s\u0103n\u0103tos mintal, cum e Arnold Schwarzenegger (dac\u0103 nu cumva, \u00eentre timp, Trump nu l-a deportat \u015fi pe el \u00eenapoi \u00een Austria, lol.) Dar c\u00e2nd te cheam\u0103 Trump oficial, \u015fi pune presiune pe tine cu insisten\u0163a s\u0103 mergi c\u00e2t mai repede, e groas\u0103. Nu sun\u0103 a \u201eV\u0103 rog, pofti\u021bi pe la noi\u201d, ci a \u201e\u00ce\u021bi ordon s\u0103 te prezin\u021bi la \u0219efu’, asap!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

P\u00e2n\u0103 acum, Nicu\u015for a jucat corect jocul \u201eComplimenteaz\u0103 narcisistul\u201d, i-a zis lui Trump c\u0103 e puternic \u0219i viteaz, \u0219i tare-n parcare, \u0219i a sc\u0103pat de preten\u021bii hr\u0103p\u0103re\u021be de minerale rare \u0219i altele de genul. Dar Trump \u0219tie foarte bine c\u0103 singurul motiv pentru care Putin nu ne-a trimis \u0219i nou\u0103 drone plocon e scutul de la Deveselu \u0219i trupele americane sta\u021bionate aici, s\u0103 ne apere. \u0218i vizita asta are, probabil, o miz\u0103 de genul: Ce \u00eei va da Rom\u00e2nia lui Trump pentru a beneficia mai departe de paza american\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vor fi, probabil, apeluri la recuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 \u0219i jigniri, ca \u00een cazul lui Zelenski, fake news flagrante \u0219i insult\u0103toare, ca \u00een cazul pre\u0219edin\u021bilor africani, dac\u0103 nu cumva \u00eel va l\u0103sa s\u0103 a\u0219tepte la u\u0219\u0103, cum a f\u0103cut cu Macron. Va fi nevoie de toat\u0103 diploma\u021bia \u0219i r\u0103bdarea lui Nicu\u0219or – noroc c\u0103 a exersat-o cu sugerani\u0219tii – pentru a evita toate capcanele de rahat pe care i le va \u00eentinde Trump, \u00een c\u0103utarea unui pretext de scandal, care s\u0103-l justifice s\u0103 \u0219antajeze o superofert\u0103 de la noi sau s\u0103-\u0219i cheme trupele acas\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0102sta e unul dintre momentele care m\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu-mi doresc o carier\u0103 \u00een politic\u0103 – pentru c\u0103 n-ai de ales, dac\u0103 un bou din \u0103sta ajunge pre\u0219edinte \u0219i vrea s\u0103 te vad\u0103, trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi mi\u0219ti c*rul, s\u0103 te duci acolo \u0219i, pentru binele \u021b\u0103rii tale, s\u0103 mimezi c\u0103 e\u0219ti ud tot de emo\u021bie s\u0103 asi\u0219ti la at\u00e2ta geniu adunat cu furca la un loc. Tot ce po\u021bi face e s\u0103 tragi de timp \u0219i s\u0103 speri c\u0103 pasiunea fa\u021b\u0103 de burgeri \u00ee\u0219i spune cuv\u00e2ntul \u0219i \u00eei aduce infarctul care ar da Americii o nou\u0103 \u0219ans\u0103 la democra\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am \u00eencredere c\u0103 Nicu\u0219or nu se va l\u0103sa provocat, ca Zelenski, c\u0103 \u00eel va acoperi pe Trump cu un ocean de complimente \u0219i \u00eel va sufoca cu dr\u0103g\u0103l\u0103\u0219enia. Asta nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 nu vom avea sula \u00een coast\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103torii trei ani \u0219i jum\u0103tate. Sau mai mult, dac\u0103 SUA voteaz\u0103 alt magaiot. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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