{"id":28314,"date":"2025-07-22T15:34:01","date_gmt":"2025-07-22T12:34:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28314"},"modified":"2025-07-22T15:55:28","modified_gmt":"2025-07-22T12:55:28","slug":"piedone-la-videochat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/piedone-la-videochat\/","title":{"rendered":"Piedone la videochat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Disclaimer: Acest text e un pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E adev\u0103rat c\u0103 to\u021bi am avut minimum o dat\u0103 o toxiinfec\u021bie alimentar\u0103 dup\u0103 ce am m\u00e2ncat la restaurant \u0219i un ANPC  eficient e ceea ce ne dorim. Totodat\u0103, e adev\u0103rat \u0219i faptul c\u0103 Piedone e un narcisist clasic. Toat\u0103 via\u021ba lui, a publicat iar \u0219i iar un tip de content: cel \u00een care se ducea prin pie\u021be, restaurante, magazine s\u0103 \u021bipe la am\u0103r\u00e2tul de angajat de acolo, pl\u0103tit cu salariul minim pe economie, \u0219i neechipat cu un microfon s\u0103 aib\u0103 drept la replic\u0103, s\u0103 ne arate el nou\u0103 cum e el mare, tare \u0219i perpetuu c\u0103lare pe dreptate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, e nevoie de control riguros pentru asigurarea calit\u0103\u021bii bunurilor \u0219i serviciilor; nu, nu e nevoie de etalare de ego \u0219i umilirea unor oameni simpli care nu fac dec\u00e2t s\u0103 execute instruc\u021biuni de la \u0219efi pentru a pune o p\u00e2ine pe masa copilului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De aceea am o low key satisfac\u021bie c\u0103 s-a dus DNA peste Piedone s\u0103-i fac\u0103 zile fripte \u0219i singurul meu regret e c\u0103 nu s-au filmat pentru TikTok \u021bip\u00e2nd la el, s\u0103 afle \u0219i el cum e s\u0103 \u00eencremene\u0219ti blocat \u0219i crispat, expus \u0219i vulnerabil, \u00een timp ce unul coco\u021bat pe putere ca scroafa \u00een copac url\u0103 la tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Acum, c\u0103 am povestit-o pe asta, iat\u0103 o idee de sketch. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>PIEDONE: Bun\u0103 ziua, suntem \u00een fa\u021ba unui loc de pierzanie moral\u0103 pe nume Hot Sexy Mamas. Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 hot??? Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 sexy???? Sunte\u021bi \u00een Rom\u00e2nia, vorbi\u021bi rom\u00e2ne\u0219te!!! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ia s\u0103 intr\u0103m aici, unde ne \u00eent\u00e2mpin\u0103 o ame\u021bit\u0103 care nu \u0219tie pe ce lume tr\u0103ie\u0219te. Cine e\u0219ti tu \u0219i ce cau\u021bi aici? Tu le racolezi pe minorele noastre pure \u0219i nevinovate s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 imagini str\u0103inilor pe bani, \u00een timp ce noi le trimitem poze cu cucurigu gratis??? <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aparatul de filmat trece peste biroul de recep\u021bie \u0219i fata foarte speriat\u0103 ce-\u0219i acoper\u0103 fa\u021ba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>PIEDONE: Dar de ce-\u021bi acoperi fa\u021ba? Nu e\u0219ti m\u00e2ndr\u0103 c\u0103 e\u0219ti recep\u021bioner\u0103 la coorve? S\u0103 te vad\u0103 tac-tu, m\u0103-ta \u0219i poporul rom\u00e2n c\u0103 te \u00eenh\u0103itezi cu satana! Unde e patronul? Vreau s\u0103 vorbesc cu patronul. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fata murmur\u0103 ceva neclar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>PIEDONE: \u00cen concediu \u00een Ibiza, normal. Numai noi n-avem concediu la Ibiza! C\u0103 nu avem la cine s\u0103 \u021bip\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 url\u0103m acolo, deci unde e distrac\u021bia??? Hai, b\u0103ie\u021bi, s\u0103 vedem ce avem noi aici! <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deschid u\u0219a unei camere, dau de o blond\u0103 siliconat\u0103 mozolind un dildo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>PIEDONE: Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta? Ai termen de expirare \u201eacum zece ani\u201d! Oamenii ar trebui s\u0103 te pl\u0103teasc\u0103 s\u0103 te \u00eembraci la loc, am\u0103r\u00e2to. \u0218i asta vrea s\u0103 fie o mu!e? P\u0103i a\u0219a m\u0103 pup\u0103 pe mine nevasta \u00een sc\u00e2rb\u0103 c\u00e2nd ajung acas\u0103. Du-te s\u0103 te angajezi la Mega Image, ca o femeie cinstit\u0103. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un gest imprevizibil, blonda \u00eei smulge microfonul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>BLONDA: Am fost angajat\u0103 la Mega Image, dar ni l-a\u021bi \u00eenchis s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na trecut\u0103 c\u0103 era abur pe geamul frigiderului.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Izbe\u015fte autorul cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disclaimer: Acest text e un pamflet \u0219i trebuie tratat ca atare. 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