{"id":28319,"date":"2025-07-24T14:22:49","date_gmt":"2025-07-24T11:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28319"},"modified":"2025-07-24T14:34:07","modified_gmt":"2025-07-24T11:34:07","slug":"certurile-lui-piedone-cu-nevasta-sa-nu-sunt-treaba-noastra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/certurile-lui-piedone-cu-nevasta-sa-nu-sunt-treaba-noastra\/","title":{"rendered":"Certurile lui Piedone cu nevast\u0103-sa nu sunt treaba noastr\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

E adev\u0103rat, am strecurat \u00een pamfletul meu de acum dou\u0103 zile o glumi\u021b\u0103 care s\u0103 sugereze c\u0103 nevasta e sc\u00e2rbit\u0103 de Piedone<\/a><\/strong> ca de mere p\u0103dure\u021be. Dar un pamflet nu pretinde s\u0103 fie adev\u0103rat. Un pamflet lanseaz\u0103 ipoteze umoristice, adeseori hiperbolizate, pornind de la realitatea palpabil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Realitatea palpabil\u0103 e c\u0103 Piedone e un nene a c\u0103rui form\u0103 preferat\u0103 de comunicare e urlatul la subalterni \u0219i care deriv\u0103 intens\u0103 satisfac\u021bie din a umili public diverse persoane, respectiv a reposta iar \u0219i iar acela\u0219i scenariu: el e mare \u0219i tare, d\u0103 n\u0103val\u0103 \u00eentr-un spa\u021biu cu probleme \u0219i le sparge ferestrele url\u00e2nd la ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e greu de intuit ce simte o femeie cu minimum un neuron func\u021bional fa\u021b\u0103 de astfel de specimen. Repulsie cu bube e un termen care descrie eufemistic situa\u021bia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce nu era nevoie? De o publicare a stenogramelor cu conversa\u021biile lui private, s\u0103 ni se confirme c\u0103 \u00een mod real nevasta e sc\u00e2rbit\u0103 de el ca de mere p\u0103dure\u021be \u0219i c\u0103 e pe buza divor\u021bului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 se ajung\u0103 la acest nivel de meschin\u0103rie, s\u0103 expui public via\u021ba privat\u0103 a unui om, nu mai \u021bine de legi \u0219i de aplicarea lor, ci de r\u0103zbunare personal\u0103. Probabil, vreo angajat\u0103 de la Carrefour la care urla el cu patos \u00een timp ce comentacii de TikTok r\u00e2deau de ea c\u0103 e gras\u0103 \u0219i schioamp\u0103 o fi fost mama, m\u0103tu\u0219a sau vecina din copil\u0103rie a cuiva sus-pus, care \u0219i-a zis s\u0103 i-o pl\u0103teasc\u0103 lui Piedone cu aceea\u0219i arm\u0103. S\u0103-l fac\u0103 de rahat public, cu toat\u0103 via\u021ba lui privat\u0103 \u00een destr\u0103mare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sigur, e o \u00eenc\u0103lcare a vie\u021bii private. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deja citesc comentariul lui Vasile4566: \u201eD\u0103-l \u00een pizma m\u0103-sii, a meritat-o. Dac\u0103 tot \u00eei place scandalul public, s\u0103 \u00eencerce \u0219i cap\u0103tul opus al mooyy, c\u0103 nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 vad\u0103 cum e.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i eu am periodic un puseu de r\u0103utate posttraumatic\u0103, de om mult prea \u00eendelung h\u0103r\u021buit, o s-o spun: Mintea mea i se opune lui Vasile 4566, dar ficatul \u00eei absoarbe cuvintele ca pe un dulce nectar. Da, b\u0103, Vasile, s\u0103 afle \u0219i el cum e s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 pxlimea ghiolban\u0103 de el, c\u0103 nu stric\u0103 s\u0103 experimentezi gustul propriului medicament. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Apoi vine din nou mintea: \u0218i asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 anul\u0103m GDPR, \u0219i oricine poate fi expus cert\u00e2ndu-se cu iubitul sau cu iubita? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ficatul: B\u0103i, Lorena, tu nu ai vorbit dec\u00e2t foarte frumos \u0219i amabil cu mamele, m\u0103tu\u0219ile \u0219i vecinele angajate la Carrefour, deci n-ai de ce s\u0103 te temi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mintea: Dar nu e vorba de mine, ci de principii general aplicabile. Via\u021ba privat\u0103 e pentru cei patru pere\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ficatul: A\u0219a ar trebui s\u0103 fie \u0219i controalele ANPC, nu? C\u0103 nu e reality show! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mintea: P\u0103i da, dar a\u0219a normaliz\u0103m t\u0103r\u0103boiul public, nu \u00eel combatem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ficatul: C\u00e2nd \u00eei b\u0103gai \u00een mor\u021bii lor pe postacii lui guru Dilimache, nu aveai problema asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mintea: P\u0103i, postacii lui guru Dilimache au \u00eenceput. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ficatul: \u0218i Piedone nu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mintea: Plm, erai mai ocupat c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103deam alcool s\u0103 ai de lucru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ficatul: Sorry, de acum se scumpe\u0219te, o s-o \u021bii pe dry pentru totdeauna. Team #nevastaluipiedone! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mintea: Iat\u0103, oameni buni, de ce e important s\u0103 nu v\u0103 opri\u021bi din b\u0103ut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot ce sper de aici e s\u0103 nu mai v\u0103d niciun video cu Piedone url\u00e2nd. Dac\u0103 justi\u021bia din Rom\u00e2nia \u00eemi face acest cadou, sunt un om fericit. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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