{"id":28327,"date":"2025-07-26T14:09:37","date_gmt":"2025-07-26T11:09:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28327"},"modified":"2025-07-26T14:32:14","modified_gmt":"2025-07-26T11:32:14","slug":"anastasiu-nu-da-pe-dinafara-de-destept","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/anastasiu-nu-da-pe-dinafara-de-destept\/","title":{"rendered":"Anastasiu nu d\u0103 pe dinafar\u0103 de de\u015ftept"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

De-abia am terminat de b\u0103ut \u015fampania bucuriei c\u0103 nu-l voi mai vedea vreodat\u0103 pe Piedone r\u0103gind a maskulitinitate feroke la o tanti care, s\u0103raca, face ce i se spune s\u0103 fac\u0103, \u015fi un nou scandal politic rupe social media \u00een dou\u0103. Scandalul mitei la ANAF. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 al lui Piedone e un caz limpede \u015fi inteligibil pentru oricine, spe\u0163a \u201epentru unii mum\u0103 \u0219i pentru al\u021bii cium\u0103\u201d, scandalul lui Anastasiu e din spe\u021ba \u201e\u00eemi dau singur cu tesla-n ou\u021be, apoi pl\u00e2ng c\u0103 doare.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E aceast\u0103 doamn\u0103, pe nume Daniela Burlacu, la ANAF. Care, din c\u00e2te se pare, avea un mecanism foarte \u0219mecher de absorb\u021bie a \u0219p\u0103gii. Se b\u0103ga \u00een seam\u0103 cu afaceri\u0219ti problematici, le cerea o sum\u0103 lunar\u0103 s\u0103 nu le bage firma \u00een popriri \u0219i insolven\u021b\u0103, \u0219i avea propria ei firm\u0103 de frec\u021bie la picior de lemn, care oferea servicii de periat cioara de pe gard, pe care, vezi doamne, afaceristul le pl\u0103tea, s\u0103 scape de m\u00e2na grea a ANAF-ului.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i cum orice ulcior merge la ap\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 se sparge, cineva a g\u0103sit ac \u0219i de cojocul doamnei Burlacu, \u0219i a \u00eenceput un proces de luare de mit\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Low key, acum avem explica\u021bia: de ce tu prime\u0219ti soma\u021bii fioroase \u0219i popriri pe cont de cum omi\u021bi un impozit, iar alte companii acumuleaz\u0103 miliarde de lei datorii \u0219i nu-i \u00eentreab\u0103 nimeni de s\u0103n\u0103tate. Dau 10.000 lei lunar pe servicii de frec\u021bie la picior de lemn \u0219i ANAF le plimb\u0103 h\u00e2rtiile din biroul A \u00een biroul B \u0219i \u00eenapoi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mbun. Deci, mare scandal mare, doamna Burlacu inculpat\u0103, cutare. Martor: Drago\u0219 Anastasiu. Zice omul nostru: Da, am dat timp de 8 ani mit\u0103 mascat\u0103 \u00een servicii de frec\u021bie la picior de lemn. Am piciorul de lemn lustruit de at\u00e2ta frec\u021bie, zici c\u0103 e sceptru regal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

De ce ai dat mit\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u0103 mi-era fric\u0103 de doamna. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 te \u0219tiai cu impozitele \u00een regul\u0103, de ce s\u0103-\u021bi fie fric\u0103 de doamna? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Po\u021bi da \u00een judecat\u0103 ANAF pentru o decizie abuziv\u0103. Frati-miu, pe c\u00e2nd avea firm\u0103, a primit o amend\u0103 aiurea, s-a judecat cu ANAF \u0219i a c\u00e2\u0219tigat. Tu, ditamai omul de afaceri miliardar, te temi de un proces? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar dac\u0103 te-ai f\u0103cut frate cu dracul, sorry, e\u0219ti \u0219i tu parte din problem\u0103. \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 femeia avea baz\u0103 s\u0103 te \u0219antajeze. C\u00e2nd vii \u0219i spui c\u0103 ai pl\u0103tit mit\u0103 timp de 8 ani, spui c\u0103 aveai probleme, \u0219i de aceea ai acceptat aranjamentul cu frec\u021bia la picior de lemn. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Te expui public ca parte din mecanismul \u0219p\u0103gilor care sufoc\u0103 \u00een a\u0219a hal pia\u021ba rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Legal, probabil c\u0103 Anastasiu e acoperit. Probabil c\u0103 procuratura i-a propus un aranjament de genul NUP pentru cooperare, pentru c\u0103 ei erau interesa\u021bi mai mult s\u0103 condamne sursa problemei, adic\u0103 doamna Burlacu, s\u0103 elibereze ANAF de corup\u021bie, dec\u00e2t s\u0103-i alerge pe cei care pl\u0103teau frec\u021bia la picior de lemn. Oricum, \u0103ia au datoriile lor la stat \u0219i vrei s\u0103 poat\u0103 func\u021biona, s\u0103 le pl\u0103teasc\u0103. \u00cei bagi \u00een faliment, adio impozite restante. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar politic, nope. Cum s\u0103 ai pe post de viceprim ministru un om manipulabil \u0219i \u0219antajabil? Un om care prefer\u0103 s\u0103 se fac\u0103 frate cu dracu, nu s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 dreptate, \u0219i apoi pl\u00e2nge tot el c\u0103 dracu l-a constr\u00e2ns la fr\u0103\u021bie? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu e ca \u0219i cum Anastasiu e C\u0103lin Georgescu, a c\u0103rui carier\u0103 politic\u0103 e singurul venit. Anastasiu e un businessman. Are la ce s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 dac\u0103 e eliberat de sarcinile oficiale. Dar eu \u0219tiu sigur c\u0103 n-a\u0219 pl\u0103ti s\u0103 m\u0103 pov\u0103\u021buiasc\u0103 unul care cedeaz\u0103 u\u0219or la \u0219antaj, car\u0103 opt ani sacul cu bani, apoi sufer\u0103 tare \u0219i g\u0103l\u0103gios c\u0103 uite ce am p\u0103\u021bit. Cel mult l-a\u0219 pov\u0103\u021bui eu: \u201eSau te faci frate cu dracu \u0219i-\u021bi asumi c\u0103 e\u0219ti frate cu dracu, sau \u00ee\u021bi repugn\u0103 dracu \u0219i-l expediezi cu bolt\u0103 c\u00e2nd vine s\u0103 se insinueze pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 tine.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Primul pas al asum\u0103rii: dai bani DAC\u0102 VREI, \u0219i dac\u0103 i-ai dat din voin\u021b\u0103 proprie, nu zbieri c\u0103 ai dat bani. Dac\u0103 nu vrei, refuzi, te lup\u021bi cu ANAF cum a f\u0103cut fratele meu, care avea un mizilic de firmuli\u021b\u0103 irelevant\u0103 din Sf. Gheorghe, \u0219i c\u00e2\u0219tigi. Sau pierzi, \u0219i atunci dai banii impu\u0219i de instan\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219a proced\u0103m noi, oamenii maturi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i da, sunt disponibil\u0103 de consilier, dac\u0103 ave\u021bi vreunul nevoie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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