{"id":28350,"date":"2025-08-04T12:53:11","date_gmt":"2025-08-04T09:53:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28350"},"modified":"2025-08-04T12:53:14","modified_gmt":"2025-08-04T09:53:14","slug":"il-mai-plimbati-mult-pe-calin-la-parchet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/il-mai-plimbati-mult-pe-calin-la-parchet\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00cel mai plimba\u0163i mult pe C\u0103lin la parchet?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Citesc o nou\u0103 \u015ftire, c\u0103 Procuratura l-a mai chemat o dat\u0103 pe guru la Parchet, de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103 s\u0103-l acuze de complicitate la lovitur\u0103 de stat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca de obicei, guru s-a dus \u00een alai de g\u0103rzi de corp, reporteri de la televiziunile popoului pl\u00e2ng\u00e2ndu-l zgomotos, de zici c\u0103 era pe ultimul drum (apropo de toate bancurile de doi lei cu moartea lui Ion Iliescu, eu am unul singur: Schimb Ion Iliescu cu guru Dilimache, c\u0103 m\u0103car Ion Iliescu a stat lini\u015ftit \u00een banca lui \u00een ultimii zece ani.) Figura \u015fi cuv\u00e2nt\u0103rile de martirul p*lii au mai generat content c\u00e2t pentru zece milioane de likes \u015fi 50 de milioane de views pe TikTok, s\u0103 \u00eel pl\u00e2ng\u0103 to\u0163i idio\u0163ii c\u00e2t e el de persecutat de stat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chit c\u0103 aceia\u015fi idio\u0163i, c\u00e2nd aud de prizonieri ucraineni, ba chiar \u015fi copii, tortura\u0163i \u00een cele mai \u00eenfrico\u015f\u0103toare moduri de ru\u015fi, \u00ee\u0163i r\u00e2d \u00een nas. Putin are voie. Singura form\u0103 de tortur\u0103 inacceptabil\u0103 pentru ei e defilarea lui guru p\u00e2n\u0103 la Parchet \u015fi \u00eenapoi, cu grimasa aia detestabil\u0103 de martir pe care statul rom\u00e2n nu o justific\u0103 cu nimic. Numai halul \u00een care ancheta aia bate pasul pe loc ar merita salariul minim pe economie pentru toat\u0103 Justi\u0163ia rom\u00e2n\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am o sugestie pentru cei de la Parchet: t\u0103ia\u0163i-i lui guru factur\u0103 pentru toate aceste servicii de PR. E p\u0103cat s\u0103 face\u0163i o treab\u0103 mai bun\u0103 dec\u00e2t agen\u0163iile de top \u015fi s\u0103 nu fi\u0163i pl\u0103ti\u0163i pentru asta. Dac\u0103 guru nu era acuzat de nimic, ci pur \u015fi simplu respins la preziden\u0163iale pe motiv de propagand\u0103 extremist\u0103, ca \u015eo\u015foac\u0103, \u015fi se c\u0103ra dracului \u00eenapoi la Viena, p\u00e2n\u0103 acum prost\u0103l\u0103ii \u00eel uitau. Se luau cu Simion, cu Lulea, cu T\u0103nas\u0103, cu T\u00e2rziu, cu cine mai era \u00eempins \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 de triada gunoiului rom\u00e2nesc AUR-SOS-POT \u015fi \u00eel treceau la catastiful de \u201epoliticieni hazlii pe care \u00eei parodiaz\u0103 Ionu\u021b Rusu\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar pentru c\u0103 l-au acuzat, \u0219i \u00eel plimb\u0103 prin Bucure\u0219ti, ni-l aduc aminte iar \u0219i iar, \u0219i cum Realitatea nu prea are subiecte \u00een ultima vreme, \u00eei mulge paradele de martiriu p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul strop de lacrimi \u0219i muci pe care le mai poate stoarce de la cei 200 de spectatori ai lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu sunt foarte convins\u0103 c\u0103 inten\u021bioneaz\u0103 s\u0103-l judece. Faptele sunt acolo. Un copil de cinci ani cu un telefon mobil \u0219i o conexiune la internet le-ar fi demonstrat cu v\u00e2rf \u0219i \u00eendesat. Dar, aparent, nu se dore\u0219te. Ce se dore\u0219te e construc\u021bia unei legende urbane: mitul cavalerului alb pe cal, hulit de statul paralel, care nu mai poate de frica lui. Iar \u00een 2030, c\u00e2nd martirul pxlii va candida la preziden\u021biale, discursul lui va fi \u00een\u021besat de chinurile incalificabile la care l-a supus semin\u021bia lui Soros. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mai c\u0103-mi vine s\u0103 scriu un pamflet cu guru sun\u00e2nd la Parchet: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-V\u0103 rog eu frumos, domnu’ Parchet, mai chema\u021bi-m\u0103 odat\u0103, c\u0103 mi-am tufut capitalul de simpatie plimb\u00e2nd lopata p\u00e2n\u0103 la Bro\u0219teni \u0219i \u00eenapoi, \u0219i trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 victimizez urgent, s\u0103 nu uite oligofrenii de ce m\u0103 iubesc. Promit s\u0103 fac v\u00e2rsta de pensionare 35 de ani c\u00e2nd ajung pre\u0219edinte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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