{"id":28395,"date":"2025-08-14T11:56:52","date_gmt":"2025-08-14T08:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28395"},"modified":"2025-08-14T11:56:54","modified_gmt":"2025-08-14T08:56:54","slug":"bombardierii-si-ursii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/bombardierii-si-ursii\/","title":{"rendered":"Bombardierii \u0219i ur\u0219ii"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">V\u0103d un nou tip de content viral pe TikTok. \u00cen acest caz, viral \u00een sensul de \u201etoxic \u0219i contagios ca un virus\u201d. De\u0219i \u021bi-ai dori ca prostia s\u0103 fie un virus. I-ai crea un antiviral \u0219i ai vindeca-o. Dar prostia, din p\u0103cate, e boal\u0103 cronic\u0103 nonletal\u0103. Te \u00eenso\u021be\u0219te toat\u0103 via\u021ba, \u0219i nu pl\u0103te\u0219ti tu pre\u021bul t\u00e2mpeniilor pe care le faci, ci victimele colaterale care \u021bi se nimeresc accidental \u00een drum. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ce presupune acest tip de content? Diver\u0219i ciumpalaci se duc cu ma\u0219ina la munte, caut\u0103 ur\u0219i \u0219i se bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103 cu ei. Dac\u0103 ursul e pa\u0219nic, iese de 200.000 de vizualiz\u0103ri \u0219i groh\u0103ieli de la ciumpalaci la fel de pro\u0219ti. Dac\u0103 ursul nu are chef de socializare \u00een ziua aia \u0219i \u00eei ajusteaz\u0103 ciumetelui dantura cu o lab\u0103 peste bot &#8211; cretinul ajunge la urgen\u021be, iar ursul, ucis de p\u0103durari pentru c\u0103 reprezint\u0103 un pericol pentru oameni. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nimeni nu ia \u00een considerare faptul c\u0103 nu ursul a venit \u00een cartierul t\u00e2rletelui slinos s\u0103 caute scandal, ci invers. Dar de fiecare dat\u0103, bietul patruped e cel care pl\u0103te\u0219te. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/100006576705698\/videos\/1490853498996734\/\">Exemplu aici<\/a><\/strong>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vedem toate simptomele clasice ale gher\u021boiului: \u021binuta, atitudinea, manelele date la maxim url\u00e2nd din ma\u0219in\u0103, c\u0103 maneaua, exact ca religia, n-are niciun farmec dac\u0103 nu foo\u021bi \u0219i pe al\u021bii la cap cu ea, \u0219i puncte bonus dac\u0103 acei al\u021bii nu particip\u0103 benevol la actul cultural. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0102la se duce s\u0103 caute \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2te ursul. \u0218i nimere\u0219te un urs mic, probabil un pui, cu care face jocule\u021be de teasing pe la nas. Dac\u0103 nimerea unul adult, finalul ar fi fost fericit. Fericit pentru omenire, care ar fi r\u0103mas cu un ghiolban \u00een minus, dar tragic pentru bietul animal, care nu alesese el s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 nas \u00een nas cu un imbecil \u0219i nici s\u0103 conduc\u0103 interac\u021biunea p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een punctul \u00een care o lab\u0103 peste bot e singurul r\u0103spuns. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De ce nu exist\u0103 amenzi pentru jigodiile astea? \u0219i dac\u0103 exist\u0103, de ce nu sunt respectate? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu, s\u0103 \u0219tiu c\u0103 risc uciderea unui animal dac\u0103 m\u0103 bag \u00een seam\u0103 cu el, a\u0219 zice pas m\u0103car din acest motiv. Pentru c\u0103 po\u021bi face content care s\u0103 nu pun\u0103 \u00een pericol via\u021ba nim\u0103nui, \u0219i po\u021bi fi viral \u0219i cu o glum\u0103, cu un dans, un c\u00e2ntec sau o poveste de via\u021b\u0103. Adic\u0103 un con\u021binut care s\u0103 implice cu adev\u0103rat creativitate. S\u0103 mergi s\u0103 deranjezi ursul implic\u0103 doar prostie \u0219i nesim\u021bire. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu, una, a\u0219 fi \u00eenc\u00e2ntat\u0103 s\u0103-i eutanasiem. Nu pe ur\u0219i. Ci pe dobitocii care se duc s\u0103 t\u00e2rfeasc\u0103 o lab\u0103 peste bot, cu pre\u021bul vie\u021bii animalului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Izbe\u015fte autorul cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103d un nou tip de content viral pe TikTok. \u00cen acest caz, viral \u00een sensul de \u201etoxic \u0219i contagios ca un virus\u201d. 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