{"id":28489,"date":"2025-09-03T13:33:28","date_gmt":"2025-09-03T10:33:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28489"},"modified":"2025-09-03T23:30:22","modified_gmt":"2025-09-03T20:30:22","slug":"gelozia-lui-trump-e-foarte-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/gelozia-lui-trump-e-foarte-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Gelozia lui Trump e foarte funny"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Azi, e ziua interna\u021bional\u0103 a dictatorilor. Putin, care a prins chef de plimbare de c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00een Alaska cu Trump, a pus-o de un menage a trois cu dictatorul chinez Xi Jinping \u0219i cu dictatorul Coreei de Nord, Kim Jong Un, cu ocazia unei parade militare la Beijing. Un fel de Parad\u0103 Pride, dar pentru bo\u0219ot\u00e2rci convin\u0219i c\u0103 sunt confec\u021biona\u021bi din material superior \u0219i obseda\u021bi de control. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ca s\u0103 nu spun\u0103 pe \u0219leau \u201eNe-am adunat aici s\u0103 flex\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torim modul \u00een care vrem s\u0103 nimicim drepturile omului ca no\u021biune \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 transform\u0103m pe to\u021bi \u00een sclavii no\u0219tri\u201d, Xi a zis c\u0103 parada e pentru comemorarea sf\u00e2r\u0219itului celui de-al doilea r\u0103zboi mondial. (Disclaimer: care vii s\u0103 \u021bipi c\u0103 unele cuvinte din expresia asta se scriu cu majuscule, ai rug\u0103mintea s\u0103 taci, pentru c\u0103, din punctul meu de vedere, niciun r\u0103zboi nu merit\u0103 scris cu majuscule.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cum to\u021bi trei au <a href=\"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ce-ne-mai-ataca-cognitiva\/\"><strong>cognitiva atacat\u0103<\/strong><\/a>, nu \u00ee\u0219i dau seama de ironia situa\u021biei: c\u0103 celebreaz\u0103 c\u0103derea unor oameni foarte asem\u0103n\u0103tori cu ei ca mod de g\u00e2ndire: Hitler, Mussolini, Hideki Tojo etc. Confec\u021biona\u021bi pe exact acela\u0219i calapod, ghida\u021bi de acelea\u0219i principii de via\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenseta\u021bi de acela\u0219i control suprem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar, desigur, exact ca parada lui Trump de Ziua Armatei, avem de a face cu o s\u0103rb\u0103toare a propriilor egouri inflamate p\u00e2n\u0103 la implozie, iar ocazia istoric\u0103 e doar a\u0219a, s\u0103 mim\u0103m c\u0103 ne pas\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai amuzant\u0103 dec\u00e2t adunarea asta de dictatori care cic\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103toresc c\u0103derea altor dictatori e reac\u021bia lui Trump. Trump care, dup\u0103 cum o arat\u0103 politica lui extern\u0103 \u0219i intern\u0103, t\u00e2nje\u0219te mai mult dec\u00e2t orice s\u0103 fie unul dintre ei. Dar, ghinion, nu a fost invitat la petrecere. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trump e ca unul dintre liceenii \u0103ia dezorienta\u021bi care vor foarte tare s\u0103 intre \u00een grupul b\u0103ie\u021bilor r\u0103i, dar nu au nici carisma, nici abilitatea de a m\u00e2nui vorbele \u0219i cu\u021bitele, nici swag-ul. S\u0103racul \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 reproduc\u0103 atitudinea, s\u0103 afi\u0219eze dispre\u021bul superior fa\u021b\u0103 de tocilari (statele democratice), s\u0103-i umileasc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103-i h\u0103r\u021buiasc\u0103, s\u0103-\u0219i construiasc\u0103 reputa\u021bie nasoal\u0103 &#8211; s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 partea asta i-a reu\u0219it. \u0218i totu\u0219i, b\u0103ie\u021bii r\u0103i nu \u00eel primesc \u00een ga\u0219c\u0103, nu \u00eel consider\u0103 unul de-al lor \u0219i nu \u00eel cheam\u0103 la bairamuri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i ce e mai amuzant? Faptul c\u0103 acest om b\u0103tr\u00e2n, de 79 de ani, pe care experien\u021ba de via\u021b\u0103 ar fi trebuit s\u0103-l \u00eenve\u021be s\u0103 nu-\u0219i manifesteze frustr\u0103rile d\u00e2nd cu c*rul de p\u0103m\u00e2nt, face exact asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se \u00eenfige pe Truth Social, re\u021beaua lui de social media proprie &#8211; nu e\u0219ti narcisist adev\u0103rat dac\u0103 nu-\u021bi faci re\u021bea de social media &#8211; \u0219i \u00eencepe s\u0103 comenteze: Bravo, m\u0103, v-a\u021bi adunat s\u0103 conspira\u021bi \u00eempotriva mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 crede\u021bi c\u0103 exagerez, iat\u0103 citat: <strong>Please give my warmest regards to Vladimir Putin, and Kim Jong Un, as you conspire against The United States of America. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E at\u00e2t de amuzant nivelul \u0103sta de paranoia, c\u00e2nd vezi o echip\u0103 de hochei c\u0103 se adun\u0103 \u00een gr\u0103mad\u0103 &#8211; cum fac ei mereu &#8211; \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi imaginezi c\u0103 s-au \u00eenghesuit s\u0103 b\u00e2rfeasc\u0103 ceva despre tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>E evident din avion c\u0103 Trump \u00ee\u0219i dorea mai mult dec\u00e2t orice s\u0103 fie acolo. C\u0103 \u0103sta e grupul din care simte c\u0103 face parte. C\u0103 a muncit \u0219ase luni din greu s\u0103 merite medalia de membru. \u0218i c\u0103 \u00eel doare c\u0103 eforturile lui au fost ignorate \u0219i c\u0103 nu a fost dorit acolo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i, c\u00e2nd suferi tare de tine \u00eensu\u021bi, se aplic\u0103 mereu sloganul gol\u0103nesc \u201eCine nu se f*** cu mine, se f*** \u00eempotriva mea\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S\u0103racul Trump. Ga\u0219ca rea nu \u00eel va vrea niciodat\u0103, iar ga\u0219ca cuminte i-a \u00eentors spatele dup\u0103 repetatele \u00eencerc\u0103ri de a-l servi pe Zelenski pe tav\u0103 lui Putin. Degeaba l-a legitimat pe Putin cu o \u00eent\u00e2lnire oficial\u0103, iat\u0103 c\u0103 favoarea nu e returnat\u0103. Tot ce-i r\u0103m\u00e2ne e s\u0103 se oftice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iar asta, dragi copii, e o imagine \u00een care inima mea mic\u0103 \u0219i neagr\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219te infinit\u0103 bucurie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Izbe\u015fte autorul cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, e ziua interna\u021bional\u0103 a dictatorilor. Putin, care a prins chef de plimbare de c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit \u00een Alaska cu Trump, a pus-o de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28490,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28489","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/trumputin.jpg?fit=620%2C412&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28489","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28489"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28492,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28489\/revisions\/28492"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}