Cu men\u021biunea c\u0103 ei, oamenii lui Dumnezeu, au derogare special\u0103 s\u0103 lipeasc\u0103 etichete ca \u201eretardat\u201d \u0219i \u201eautist\u201d unui intelectual ca, de exemplu, Nicu\u0219or Dan. Dar dac\u0103 tu \u00ee\u021bi permi\u021bi s\u0103 faci b\u00e2z\u0103 de o inconsecven\u021b\u0103 sau un nonsens din delirul lor, e\u0219ti prada Satanei \u0219i o s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi petreci eternitatea perpelindu-te la foc mic. Aia e, consoleaz\u0103-te c\u0103 ne perpelim \u00eempreun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. Nu te impresioneaz\u0103 cu nimic apelul la Dumnezeu. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eDumnezeu a vrut\u201d, \u201dDumnezeu a zis\u201d, \u201dDumnezeu a hot\u0103r\u00e2t\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Ai, ca \u0219i mine, tendin\u021ba s\u0103 \u00eei \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 li s-a ar\u0103tat fa\u021ba lui Dumnezeu \u00een ciorb\u0103, cu o aur\u0103 din frunze de leu\u0219tean, \u0219i a gr\u0103it, iar ciorba a \u00eenceput s\u0103 emit\u0103 lumin\u0103? Sorry, e\u0219ti satanist \u0219i o s\u0103 fierbem \u00eempreun\u0103 \u00een cazan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 3. Nu vrei s\u0103 intri \u00een r\u00e2ndul lumii. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201eG\u0103se\u0219te-\u021bi \u0219i tu un b\u0103rbat serios\u201d, \u201dAr fi trebuit s\u0103 faci copii\u201d, \u201dDac\u0103 aveai copii, nu aveai timp de asta\u201d – asta fiind o caterinc\u0103 legat\u0103 de ultimul delir al lui guru dilimache. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Genul \u0103sta de pove\u021be de via\u021b\u0103 privat\u0103 livrate drept comentariu la un articol politic… trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi plac\u0103 intens \u0219i cu strig\u0103turi de extaz, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti omul lui Dumnezeu. Dac\u0103 instinctul t\u0103u e s\u0103 reac\u021bionezi cu \u201eCine plm e\u0219ti tu s\u0103 etc\u201d, e clar, e\u0219ti discipolul gheavolului, ptiu, u\u0219ig\u0103-l toaca. See you in cazanul de smoal\u0103, s\u0103 clocotim \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n 4. Nu faci sarmale la ordin. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n La o discu\u021bie pe teme woke, se \u00eenfiin\u021beaz\u0103 un nenic. \u201dAr trebui s\u0103 \u00eenv\u0103\u021ba\u021bi s\u0103 face\u021bi sarmale \u00een loc s\u0103 v\u0103 da\u021bi limbi femeie cu femeie\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n C\u00e2nd reac\u021bia mea a fost ceva de genul: \u201dSarmale fenomenale \u00ee\u021bi aduce Glovo, dar arta de a da limbi p\u00e2n\u0103 la orgasm clitoral nu vine prin curier \u0219i o de\u021bin doar cei ale\u0219i\u201d, nenicul a decretat: \u201dE\u0219ti o satanist\u0103\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dai mai mult\u0103 valoare unor limbi bine aplicate dec\u00e2t unei farfurii de sarmale, sorry to say, Satana te are chiar acum \u00een gheare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 5. \u00ce\u021bi place sulemeneala. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Aici, vocii poporului i se al\u0103tur\u0103 \u0219i vocea celor trei apostoli ai Domnului, Connect-R, Smiley \u0219i Velea, care \u00ee\u021bi povestesc patriarhal care s\u0103 fie nevoile tale. Chit c\u0103 op\u021biunile lor de partenere contrazic flagrant ceea ce-\u021bi predic\u0103, dar exact ca la punctul 1, au derogare de la Dumnezeu. \u0218i dac\u0103 \u021bi se pare frecvent c\u0103, \u00een retorica asta, Dumnezeu e mum\u0103 pentru unii \u0219i cium\u0103 pentru al\u021bii, sorry to say, e\u0219ti satanist \u0219i ne vom pr\u0103ji forever. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 6. Nu \u00ee\u021bi place calea Domnului. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Adeseori, vin vocile lui Dumnezeu \u00een sec\u021biunea ta de comentarii. \u00cent\u00e2i \u00ee\u021bi explic\u0103 cum calea Domnului e luminoas\u0103 \u0219i sf\u00e2nt\u0103, suger\u00e2nd c\u0103 o parcurg \u00een fiecare zi, apoi, de nic\u0103ieri, \u00eentr-o interac\u021biune 100% nonsexual\u0103, \u00eencep \u201eiar voi sunte\u021bi ni\u0219te c***e care se vor f**ute aprig \u00een pozi\u021bia capr\u0103, \u00een timp ce \u021bipa\u021bi \u0219i v\u0103 da\u021bi ochii peste cap.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 reac\u021bia ta e \u201esorry, asta e o imagine extrem de vulgar\u0103 pentru cineva care face pe sf\u00e2ntul\u201d, e clar, e\u0219ti satanist. Sfin\u021bii au derogare special\u0103 la vulgaritate. Aia e, calea Domnului vine uneori aprig \u00een pozi\u021bia capr\u0103. Nu \u00een\u021belegi cum \u0219i de ce? Nu \u00een\u021belegi pentru c\u0103 nu te las\u0103 Satana. <\/p>\n\n\n\n 7. Reac\u021bionezi colorat la insulte. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n \u021aii se pare amuzant\u0103 urm\u0103toarea spe\u021b\u0103 de dialog? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Gigel: Voi, c**vele nenorocite, a\u021bi merita adunate toate \u00een \u00eenchisori \u0219i dat foc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Tu: M\u0103mic\u0103, e\u0219ti mai mult prost sau mai mult jigodie, c\u0103 nu pot evalua din priviri? <\/p>\n\n\n\n Gigel: Vorbele tale ur\u00e2te vin de la Satana! Spurcato!! Blestemato. <\/p>\n\n\n\n Dac\u0103 instinctul t\u0103u primar e s\u0103 \u00eentrebi: \u201d\u0218i ale tale de unde vin?\u201d, e clar, u\u0219ig\u0103-l toaca scrie pe tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n \u0218i tot ce \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 faci e s\u0103-\u021bi \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ezi diavolul interior, c\u0103 ve\u021bi petrece o eternitate \u00eempreun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Cafeaua de la tine e inspira\u021bia mea.\u00a0\ud83d\ude00 <\/p>\n\n\n\n ***<\/p>\n\n\n\n Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00cen ultima vreme, plou\u0103 cu mai mult\u0103 satan\u0103 pe social media noastr\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een ultimii 20 de ani la un loc, \u0219i asta pentru...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":28713,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/fotor_creation_2025-10-28.jpg?fit=1176%2C880&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28712"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28712\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28714,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28712\/revisions\/28714"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&ssl=1\")
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