{"id":28738,"date":"2025-11-02T13:19:53","date_gmt":"2025-11-02T10:19:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28738"},"modified":"2025-11-02T13:25:37","modified_gmt":"2025-11-02T10:25:37","slug":"dracula","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dracula\/","title":{"rendered":"Dracula"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Noaptea era ad\u00e2nc\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 stele. Un v\u00e2nt rece \u0219uiera aduc\u00e2nd parc\u0103 glas de moarte. Un scurt circuit prin cartier stinsese chiar \u0219i l\u0103mpile de pe strad\u0103. Era genul acela de \u00eentuneric absolut, care te face s\u0103 sim\u021bi c\u0103 ai existat s\u0103 exi\u0219ti \u0219i c\u0103 via\u021ba \u00eens\u0103\u0219i e o glum\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103rbatul \u00eenchise ochii, hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 doarm\u0103. Num\u0103ra oi, nici el nu \u0219tia de c\u00e2nd. Ajunsese la 1.348 \u0219i se g\u00e2ndea c\u00e2t de mult i-ar pl\u0103cea s\u0103 aib\u0103 toate aceste oi, undeva, departe, pe o paji\u0219te verde, \u0219i s\u0103 adulmece parfumul curat al ierbii \u00eenrourate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brusc, un fo\u0219net straniu \u00eei tulbur\u0103 medita\u021bia. Nu \u00een\u021belegea de unde vine: camera lui era plin\u0103 doar de obiecte statice. O fi un flutura\u0219 r\u0103t\u0103cit sau o musc\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pip\u0103i dup\u0103 telefon, s\u0103 aprind\u0103 lanterna. Din neaten\u021bie, cu o mi\u0219care smucit\u0103, \u00eel sc\u0103p\u0103 pe jos. \u201eS\u0103 stau s\u0103 cotrob\u0103i pe podea, s\u0103 risc s\u0103 cad ca un sac de linguri de lemn, sau s\u0103 a\u0219tept diminea\u021ba?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Decise c\u0103 un flutura\u0219 de noapte r\u0103t\u0103cit \u00eentr-o lume neagr\u0103 nu merit\u0103 at\u00e2ta b\u0103taie de cap \u0219i se culc\u0103 la loc, \u00eenchiz\u00e2nd str\u00e2ns ochii, hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 doarm\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Un nou fo\u0219net se auzi, de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 pat. Un strop de transpira\u021bie rece ca ghea\u021ba i se prelinse pe frunte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-E… cineva… aici? \u00eentreb\u0103 pe un ton \u00een care i se auzea distinct inima b\u0103t\u00e2nd neregulat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Bun\u0103 ziua, domnule Jude, auzi o \u0219oapt\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 obraz, \u0219i cineva \u00eei respir\u0103 aer polar \u00een gur\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sim\u021bi c\u0103 le\u0219in\u0103 de groaz\u0103, casa se \u00eenv\u00e2rti cu el, apoi, \u00eencet, se opri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ci… cine e\u0219ti? \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i reg\u0103seasc\u0103 vocea, \u00een timp ce se chinuia s\u0103 se \u00eendese \u00een pern\u0103, c\u00e2t mai departe de intrus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cred c\u0103 \u0219tii foarte bine cine sunt. Doar te folose\u0219ti de numele meu s\u0103 faci filme abject de proaste, nu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Revela\u021bia \u00eel izbi brusc, t\u0103ios ca o lam\u0103. Dar se ag\u0103\u021b\u0103 de speran\u021b\u0103 ca de un colac de salvare. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Max Blecher? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ha! icni brusc interlocutorul din bezn\u0103. Mai \u00eencearc\u0103 o dat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-N… nu \u0219tiu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Cum se nume\u0219te ultimul c\u0103cat cu mo\u021b pe care ai avut tupeul s\u0103-l nume\u0219ti film? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Aaaa… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cencerc\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i controleze respira\u021bia, s\u0103 se calmeze. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-E\u0219ti un fan nemul\u021bumit? Vrei banii pe bilet \u00eenapoi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ha! icni din nou interlocutorul \u0219i doi ochi ro\u0219ii ca focul \u00eel privir\u0103 brusc, nas \u00een nas. Mai faci mult pe prostul cu mine? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

B\u0103rbatul \u00eencerc\u0103 s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103, dar mirajul \u00eenfrico\u0219\u0103tor al acelor ochi \u00een care citea interminabile infernuri \u00eel amu\u021bise. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-De decenii, \u00eentregul mapamond a\u0219teapt\u0103 un Dracula f\u0103cut de rom\u00e2ni. Dup\u0103 at\u00e2tea filme superbe f\u0103cute de at\u00e2tea alte popoare, putea fi un eveniment istoric. \u0218i ce ai f\u0103cut tu? O mizerie de nedescris. De ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Eu… nu voiam s\u0103 fiu comercial. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

O cascad\u0103 de hohote demonice erupse din creatura \u00eenv\u0103luit\u0103 \u00een \u00eentuneric. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Tu, comercial? Amice, nu te autoflata. S\u0103 fii comercial, ar trebui \u00een primul r\u00e2nd s\u0103 vinzi bilete. Cum o \u0219tie orice produc\u0103tor care a lucrat vreodat\u0103 cu tine, e\u0219ti o gaur\u0103 neagr\u0103. Cum s\u0103 vorbe\u0219ti tu de comercial? E ca \u0219i cum a\u0219 spune eu c\u0103 nu vreau s\u0103 fiu vegan. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mitul t\u0103u… e foarte comercial…, \u00eendr\u0103zni b\u0103rbatul cu curajul omului care nu mai are nimic de pierdut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Mitul meu e \u00een func\u021bie de talentul creatorului, prostule! sticlir\u0103 col\u021bii lungi \u0219i albi, complet\u00e2nd magia sinistr\u0103 a ochilor ro\u0219ii ce \u00eel fixau f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 clipeasc\u0103. Robert Eggers a f\u0103cut un Nosferatu necomercial: iar povestea aia e plagiat\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 ru\u0219ine dup\u0103 a mea, a primit v\u0103duva lui Stoker mun\u021bi de bani din acest motiv. Guillermo del Toro a f\u0103cut un Frankenstein necomercial. Tu ce scuz\u0103 ai? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Eu… voiam s\u0103 aduc omagiu lui Ed Wood. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Prostule, Ed Wood CREDEA \u00een ce face. De aceea, impostura lui era \u00eenc\u00e2nt\u0103toare, a ta e doar jenant\u0103. \u0218i ce treab\u0103 am eu cu Ed Wood? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-…Am \u00eencercat… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i toate pove\u0219tile alea de rahat incoerente \u00een care divagai de zici c\u0103 ai b\u0103ut ap\u0103 dup\u0103 C\u0103lin Georgescu? Nu aveai suficient\u0103 nara\u021biune \u00een povestea mea, sau ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu am vrut s\u0103… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-S\u0103 ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Nu… nu am un r\u0103spuns. Hai cu suptul \u0103la, s\u0103 termin\u0103m odat\u0103, \u00eenchise b\u0103rbatul ochii, dorindu-\u0219i cu sete calmul final. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Stai c\u0103 nu termini c\u00e2nd vrei tu, termini c\u00e2nd vreau eu. Ce plm treab\u0103 am eu cu toate AI-urile alea de toat\u0103 jena? A cui e vina c\u0103 tu nu \u0219tii s\u0103 folose\u0219ti AI, dar faci b\u00e2z\u0103 de el cu arogan\u021ba prostului fudul? \u00eei deschise creatura ochii cu gheare lungi \u0219i reci, \u00eenfig\u00e2ndu-\u0219i privirea p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een sufletul lui c\u00e2t un purice.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Suge-m\u0103, te rog, suge-m\u0103, murmur\u0103 b\u0103rbatul pierdut. Nu merit s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Brusc, sim\u021bi u\u0219urare. Creatura se ridicase. Ochii ro\u0219i, t\u0103io\u0219i \u0219i reci \u00eel priveau de foarte sus. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218tii ceva? Te condamn la ceva mult mai groaznic. S\u0103 convie\u021buie\u0219ti cu propria mediocritate p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd moartea v\u0103 va desp\u0103r\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut articolul, arat\u0103-\u021bi sus\u021binerea cu o dona\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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