linkul \u0103sta<\/a>. Arunca\u0163i un ochi, pe urm\u0103 r\u0103spunde\u0163i-mi la urm\u0103toarea \u00eentrebare:<\/p>\nDe ce ni\u015fte oameni \u00een toat\u0103 firea, adul\u0163i \u015fi hopefully vaccina\u0163i, simt nevoia irezistibil\u0103 de a introduce puncte de suspensie \u00een verbul “f…u\u0163i”?<\/p>\n
O fi pentru c\u0103:<\/p>\n
a) Sunt litere lips\u0103 \u00eentre “f” \u015fi “u\u0163i”, ni\u015fte litere at\u00e2t de oribile, \u00eenc\u00e2t tastatura \u00eens\u0103\u015fi a ro\u015fit \u015fi s-a blocat la tastele alea
\nb) E o revolt\u0103 antiSEO.
\nc) E un no…u tr…end jurn…alistic, ca…z \u00ee….n c…are v…\u0103 r…og \u015f…i p…e dv…s s…\u0103 comenta….\u0163i to…t a\u015fa.
\nd) Cineva voia s\u0103 spele puncte murdare \u015fi nu \u015ftia unde s\u0103 le investeasc\u0103
\ne) Cuiva \u00eei e ru\u015fine s\u0103 scrie verbul “a fute” (eu fut, tu fu\u0163i, el\/ea nu fute c\u0103-i e ru\u015fine), \u015fi a vrut, prin respectivele puncte, s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegem \u015fi noi c\u0103 \u00eei e ru\u015fine. Da’ ce-i a\u015fa ru\u015finos \u00een acest verb? C\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, doar f…u\u0163i, nu-i r…upi o m\u00e2n\u0103. \u015ei dac\u0103 tot \u0163i-e ru\u015fine s\u0103 fu\u0163i, de ce nu alegi un sinonim de care s\u0103 nu-\u0163i fie ru\u015fine?
\nf) a vrut s\u0103 adauge un plus de picanterie. s\u0103 fu\u0163i nu e mare lucru. \u00een schimb, s\u0103 f…u\u0163i (cu trei bile) e z\u0103 hit of z\u0103 year.
\ng) alt\u0103 explica\u0163ie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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