{"id":28841,"date":"2025-11-29T11:23:07","date_gmt":"2025-11-29T08:23:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=28841"},"modified":"2025-11-29T11:23:10","modified_gmt":"2025-11-29T08:23:10","slug":"si-totusi-de-ce-ti-ai-falsifica-cv-ul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/si-totusi-de-ce-ti-ai-falsifica-cv-ul\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0218i totu\u0219i, de ce \u021bi-ai falsifica CV-ul?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

St\u0103team eu ieri seara cu un pahar de vin \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i meditam \u00een t\u0103cere la destinul trist al lui Ionu\u021b Mo\u0219teanu. Ce frumos \u0219i promi\u021b\u0103tor \u0219i-a \u00eenceput mandatul de ministru, refuz\u00e2nd acea \u0219pag\u0103 de un milion, \u0219i ce jenant \u0219i-a \u00eencheiat-o, cu vestea bomb\u0103 c\u0103 nu a studiat la facultatea unde a zis c\u0103 a studiat. \u0218i c\u00e2nd l-au \u00eentrebat, a scos cea mai jenant\u0103 minciun\u0103: c\u0103 ar fi trecut din gre\u0219eal\u0103 alt\u0103 facultate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Din gre\u0219eal\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gre\u0219e\u0219ti detalii minore, s\u0103 zicem, m\u0103n\u00e2nci o liter\u0103 sau la\u0219i autofill s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi treac\u0103 v\u00e2rsta de 38, c\u00e2nd tu ai \u00eemplinit 39, dar nu v\u0103d cum a\u0219 gre\u0219i s\u0103 trec la studii London College of Contemporary Arts \u00een loc de Universitatea de Art\u0103 Teatral\u0103 \u0219i Cinematografic\u0103 \u201eI. L. Caragiale\u201d Bucure\u0219ti. Asta nu mai e gre\u0219eal\u0103, e alegere deliberat\u0103. \u0218i e genul de alegere deliberat\u0103 care se poate \u00eentoarce oric\u00e2nd s\u0103 te mu\u0219te de c*r, mai ales dac\u0103, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 CV falsificat, te mai \u0219i bagi \u00een politic\u0103, adic\u0103 domeniul \u00een care te asiguri c\u0103 orice adversar politic poate da telefoane, pune \u00eentreb\u0103ri, suna cunoscu\u021bi – \u0219i cum statul e peste tot, niciun secret al t\u0103u nu e \u00een siguran\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i mai grav, intri \u00een politic\u0103 din unghiul antisistem. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eP\u0103i da, Lorena, \u0219i guru Dilimache pretinde s\u0103 fie antisistem, \u0219i de c\u00e2nd \u021bip\u0103m despre trecutul lui \u00een PSD \u0219i \u00een ONG-uri sorosiste, \u0219i nimeni nu ne bag\u0103 \u00een seam\u0103\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, boss, guru Dilimache PRETINDE s\u0103 fie antisistem, \u00een realitate, e \u00een c\u00e2rd\u0103\u0219ie cu mul\u021bi sus-pu\u0219i, altfel, scandalul legat de trecutul lui \u021binea prima pagin\u0103 peste tot minimum dou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni, iar el era parcat la r\u0103coare pentru tot, de la tentativ\u0103 de lovitur\u0103 de stat la instigare la violen\u021be publice \u0219i amenin\u021b\u0103ri. \u0218i s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m protec\u021bia ruseasc\u0103, la care mul\u021bi dintre demnitarii no\u0219tri sunt mai \u00eenclina\u021bi dec\u00e2t ar vrea s\u0103 admit\u0103, altfel am \u00eenchide \u0219i noi spa\u021biul aerian dup\u0103 dronele aterizate pe aici ca din \u00eent\u00e2mplare, exact ca Republica Moldova. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Spre deosebire de guru Dilimache, care \u00eenc\u0103 e asul din m\u00e2nec\u0103 al unor grupuri de interese pro-ruse, Mo\u0219teanu e userist, adic\u0103 \u0219i antisistem, \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 spate. \u0218i mai \u0219i \u00eencurc\u0103 micile aranjamente, refuz\u00e2nd \u0219p\u0103gi. E \u00een pozi\u021bia \u00een care, dac\u0103 nu avea schelete \u00een dulap, i le fabricau din ghips. C\u00e2t de t\u00e2mpit s\u0103 fii, s\u0103 te \u0219tii \u00een situa\u021bia asta \u0219i s\u0103 la\u0219i acea minciun\u0103 grosolan\u0103, grosier\u0103, mare c\u00e2t o zi de post, la exact rubrica la care se uit\u0103 lumea prima oar\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi cite\u0219te CV-ul? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201dDar pe retarda\u021bii din AUR \u0219i SOS de ce nu-i verific\u0103 nimeni la liter\u0103?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pentru c\u0103 ei sunt \u201es\u0103ritori\u201d. Dac\u0103 le dai o \u0219pag\u0103 de un milion, te rezolv\u0103 instant \u0219i-\u021bi mai fac \u0219i o muie bonus. \u0218i ei, ca guru, sunt antisistem doar din vorbe. A\u0219a e posibil ca parlamentarul George Simion s\u0103 chiuleasc\u0103 luni \u00een \u0219ir de la locul de munc\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 nu se instituie comisie disciplinar\u0103, s\u0103 fie sanc\u021bionat pentru absen\u021be, de exemplu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar c\u00e2nd vrei s\u0103 fii antisistem \u0219i apostolul binelui, CV-ul t\u0103u trebuie s\u0103 fie imaculat. Pentru c\u0103 to\u021bi cei pe care-i \u00eencurci vor v\u00e2na orice mod \u00een care pot s\u0103 te sape. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar \u0219i \u00een general e bine s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi \u021bii CV-ul \u00een limitele adev\u0103rului. Sim\u021bi c\u0103 ar da bine acolo London College of Contemporary Arts? F\u0103 efortul. Aplic\u0103, du-te la Londra, lucreaz\u0103 noaptea la call center sau f\u0103 Onlyfans \u0219i la final, o s\u0103 ai \u00een mod real diploma aia, dac\u0103 sim\u021bi neap\u0103rat c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 fie a ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiar \u0219i dac\u0103 te angajezi casier la Mega Image. Nimic nu \u00eel opre\u0219te pe managerul de HR de la Mega Image s\u0103 dea un telefon la London College of Contemporary Arts \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eentrebe: <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-H\u0103l\u0103u, a fost Cut\u0103rescu studentul dvs.? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Sorry, n-am auzit de el niciodat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eAha\u201d, o s\u0103 zic\u0103 managerul de HR. \u201dDac\u0103 \u0103sta minte de \u00eenghea\u021b\u0103 \u00een prima h\u00e2rtie pe care mi-o arunc\u0103 \u00een fa\u021b\u0103, cum pot avea \u00eencredere s\u0103-i las bani pe m\u00e2n\u0103?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aplica\u021bie respins\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Chiar dac\u0103 adev\u0103rul e mai pu\u021bin mr. bombastic – fantastic – romantic dec\u00e2t floricelele, te prezint\u0103 ca pe o persoan\u0103 de \u00eencredere \u0219i, uneori, acest lucru e mai important dec\u00e2t o saco\u0219\u0103 de diplome. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut articolul, arat\u0103-\u021bi sus\u021binerea cu o dona\u021bie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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