Stau la buc\u0103t\u0103rie \u015fi traduc de zor. De ce la buc\u0103t\u0103rie? Pentru c\u0103 \u00eemi place cu geamul deschis. Iar buc\u0103t\u0103ria e singura \u00eenc\u0103pere din apartamentul \u0103sta aflat la parter, unde gratiile sunt destul de apropiate unele de altele, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu scape Pulic\u0103 printre ele. \u015ei e cafeaua aproape.<\/p>\n
Fascinant e spectacolul pe care \u00eel face Pulic\u0103 la geam. Eu nu m\u0103 v\u0103d, fiind perdeaua tras\u0103 s\u0103 nu m\u0103 deranjeze to\u0163i timewasterii, dar v\u0103d c\u00e2te ceva \u015fi mai ales aud.<\/p>\n
Voce de b\u0103rbat (vecinul de vizavi): Ce faci, b\u0103i, Pulic\u0103, banditule?
\nPulic\u0103: Mrrrrrrrr. (\u0103sta fiind tors)
\nVoce de b\u0103rbat (tandr\u0103): B\u0103i, golanule, derbedeule, bagabontule, ho\u0163ule.
\nPulic\u0103: Mrrrrrr.
\nVoce de b\u0103rbat (tandr\u0103): B\u0103i banditule, golanule. Nu mu\u015fti, b\u0103.
\nPulic\u0103: Mrrr.
\nVoce de b\u0103rbat: B\u0103i, ho\u0163ule. C\u00e2nd te duci la femei?
\nPulic\u0103 e complet scurs pe pervazul ferestrei, cu burta \u00een sus \u015fi capul pe spate.
\nVoce de b\u0103rbat: Gata, b\u0103, tre’ s\u0103 merg la treab\u0103. Ho\u0163ule. Derbedeule.<\/p>\n
Voce de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103: Copila\u015f mititel, ce face bebelu\u015ful?
\nPulic\u0103: Miau. (sub\u0163irel, de pisicu\u0163 n\u0103scut alalt\u0103ieri).
\nVoce de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103: Uite, \u00eei d\u0103 mama un pic de c\u0103rni\u0163\u0103 bebelu\u015fului mic. M\u00e2nca-te-ar m\u0103mica s\u0103-\u0163i m\u0103n\u00e2nce ochi\u015forii t\u0103i frumo\u015fi \u015fi verzi.
\nPulic\u0103; Miaaau. (h\u0103p\u0103ie repede carnea \u015fi se freac\u0103 \u00eendelung de gratii)
\nVoce de b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103: Frumosule, s\u0103-\u0163i pup boticul.<\/p>\n
Copil: Pisu-pisu.
\nPulic\u0103 se \u00eentinde direct cu burta \u00een sus, f\u0103r\u0103 alte comentarii. O m\u00e2nu\u0163\u0103 mic\u0103 \u00eencepe s\u0103-l m\u00e2ng\u00e2ie timid.
\nCopilul: Pisu-pisu-pisu.<\/p>\n
Cucoan\u0103-\u00eenfoiat\u0103: Ce faci, Obama?
\nG\u00e2ndul meu: Say who?
\nPulic\u0103 scoate capul printre gratii.
\nCucoan\u0103-\u00eenfoiat\u0103: Negrotei frumos ce e\u015fti tu. Am avut \u015fi io unu’ ca tine, dar a murit, s\u0103racu’. Ce iubitor mai era. Dar \u015fi tu e\u015fti, Obama, frumosule.<\/p>\n
Cioar\u0103 (and i mean the bird) se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe o crac\u0103, chiar \u00een fa\u0163a geamului nostru. \u015ei \u00eencepe: Craaaaa, craaa, craaa.
\nPulic\u0103: Mraaaa, mraaa, mrraaa. (Sunet oarecum \u00een rim\u0103).
\nCioara tace, \u00eel studiaz\u0103 dispre\u0163uitoare.
\nCioara: Craaa, craaaa.
\nPulic\u0103: Mraaa, mraaaa.
\nCioara (\u00eeng\u00e2ndurat\u0103): Craaaa.
\nPulic\u0103: Mraaaa.
\nCioara: Craaa, craaa, craaa, craaa.
\nPulic\u0103: Mraaa, mraaa, mrraaa, mrraaa.
\nCioara tace \u015fi \u00eel prive\u015fte mut\u0103 de indignare.
\nPulic\u0103 (timid): Mraaa…
\nCioara zboar\u0103 brusc de pe creang\u0103. Pulic\u0103 st\u0103 ce st\u0103, mai zice o dat\u0103: Mraaa. Apoi intr\u0103 \u00eenapoi \u00een cas\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce.<\/p>\n
Asta da socializing. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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