{"id":2897,"date":"2010-11-14T20:26:24","date_gmt":"2010-11-14T17:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2897"},"modified":"2010-11-14T20:26:24","modified_gmt":"2010-11-14T17:26:24","slug":"ring-of-the-lords","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ring-of-the-lords\/","title":{"rendered":"Ring of the lords"},"content":{"rendered":"

Salut, sunt Ostap Bender si va povestesc (prin traducere) cateva filme invers. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

F\u0103lci(<\/span><\/span><\/span>Jaws<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>, invers, e povestea unui rechin uria\u0219 care bor\u0103ste at\u00e2t de mul\u021bi oameni \u00eenc\u00eet trebuie s\u0103 se deschid\u0103 o plaj\u0103 nou\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Titanic (<\/span><\/span>Titanic<\/strong><\/span><\/span>), invers, e povestea unui vapor imens care iese la suprafa\u021b\u0103 din ad\u00e2ncurile oceanului, tocmai pentru a salva vie\u021bile unui num\u0103r mare de oameni care, inexplicabil si cumva stupid, pluteau in deriv\u0103 \u00een ocean \u00een apropierea unui iceberg (aisberg). <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

St\u0103p\u00e2nul inelelor(<\/span><\/span>The Lord Of The Rings<\/strong><\/span><\/span>), invers, e povestea unui hobbit deranjat mintal( om de statura mica, n\u0103scut \u00een Cisn\u0103die), care reu\u0219e\u0219te sa-\u0219i depa\u0219easca condi\u021bia odat\u0103 ce-\u0219i recupereaz\u0103 degetul, pe care avea un inel, dintr-un vulcan. Dup\u0103 asta, eroul nostru calatore\u0219te spre locurile de ba\u0219tin\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentre timp, ajutat de al\u021bii, salveaz\u0103 tot felul de creaturi sco\u021b\u00e2ndu-le s\u0103bii din trupuri. Ajuns acasa, traieste idilic impreuna cu cons\u0103tenii lui si un vr\u0103jitor b\u0103tr\u00e2n care inhaleaz\u0103 corabii din fum..<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Matricea (<\/span><\/span><\/span>The Matrix<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>, invers, e povestea unui t\u00e2nar care, dup\u0103 o zi \u00eentreag\u0103 de b\u0103tut du\u0219mani pe jocuri video, ia o pastil\u0103 de dormit de la un tip negru cu ochelari de soare \u0219i se treze\u0219te la timp pentru serviciul lui plictisitor la birou.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Zbor deasupra unui cuib de cuci (<\/span><\/span><\/span>One Flew Over the Cuckoo\u2019s Nest<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong> , invers, e povestea unui indian care intr\u0103 cu for\u021ba \u00eentr-un azil de nebuni \u0219i \u00ee\u0219i treze\u0219te prietenul cu ajutorul unei perne magice. Dup\u0103 o lobotomie invers\u0103 efectuat\u0103 cu succes, ei \u021bin o petrecere de pomin\u0103. Indianul simte c\u0103 partea lui de treaba a fost f\u0103cuta \u0219i nu mai scoate nici un cuv\u00e2nt. Toti pacien\u021bii ajung s\u0103-l iubeasc\u0103 pe prietenul indianului, de\u0219i acesta, \u00eenceti\u0219or, le distruge sim\u021bul liberta\u021bii \u0219i le \u00eengr\u0103de\u0219te imagina\u021bia.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

P\u0103r\u0103sind Las Vegas (<\/span><\/span><\/span>Leaving Las Vegas<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>), <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong>invers, e povestea unui om bolnav, pe moarte, care este vindecat datorit\u0103 efectelor benefice ale alcoolului.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Sursa aici:<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span> http:\/\/www.classicfilmpreview.com\/backwards-movies\/<\/a> <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Debbie face Dallas(<\/span><\/span> Debbie Does Dallas<\/strong><\/span><\/span>),invers, e povestea unei tinere adolescente care isi p\u0103r\u0103se\u0219te ora\u0219ul natal pentru a se muta in Dallas. Aici reu\u0219e\u0219te sa conving\u0103 o seam\u0103 de b\u0103ie\u021bi s\u0103 aspire cu penisurile lor ceva substan\u021be albicioase de pe corpul ei \u0219i din gur\u0103.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Patul conjugal de Mircea Daneliuc (<\/span><\/span>Our bed after the revolution by Mircea Daneliuc) <\/strong><\/span><\/span>e povestea unui tan\u0103r handicapat care, dup\u0103 ce face sex cu o prostituat\u0103, \u00eei d\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce macaroane cu br\u00e2nza si exclama :<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

-Din casa asta nici musca nu pleac\u0103 nefutut\u0103!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Apoi \u00ee\u0219i aminte\u0219te de tatal lui care se da jos din \u0219treang \u0219i merge pe strad\u0103 \u00een Bucure\u0219ti s\u0103 \u00eenjure regimul, ii scoate cuie din cap mamei lui \u0219i o for\u021beaza s\u0103 sara pe dulap in ideea de a r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103 \u0219i \u00eenspre final, face sex \u00eentr-un cinematograf cu aceeasi prostituat\u0103 de care aminteam, dar mai aranjata un pic.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

P.S. : Lorena zice c\u0103 cine d\u0103 exemple amuzante de filme invers prime\u0219te premiu. Playboy.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Salut, sunt Ostap Bender si va povestesc (prin traducere) cateva filme invers. F\u0103lci(Jaws), invers, e povestea unui rechin uria\u0219 care bor\u0103ste at\u00e2t de mul\u021bi...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}