…pe tema: “Ce-boi-sunt-americanii-bine-c\u0103-suntem-noi-de\u015ftep\u0163i-de-rupem”.<\/p>\n
(postat ini\u0163ial pe Yahoo 360, pe 16 iulie)<\/p>\n
These are from a book called Disorder in the American
\nCourts, and are things people actually said in court,
\nword for word, taken down and now published by court
\nreporters who had the torment of staying calm while
\nthese exchanges were actually taking place.<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
\nWITNESS: No, I just lie there.
\n________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
\nWITNESS: July 18th.
\nATTORNEY: What year?
\nWITNESS: Every year.
\n_____________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the
\nimpact?
\nWITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
\n______________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect
\nyour memory at all?
\nWITNESS: Yes.
\nATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your
\nmemory?
\nWITNESS: I forget.
\nATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
\nsomething you forgot?
\n_____________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said
\nto you that morning?
\nWITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
\nATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
\nWITNESS: My name is Susan.
\n_____________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a
\nperson dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it
\nuntil the next morning?
\nWITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
\n________________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was
\ntaken?
\nWITNESS: Would you repeat the question?
\n______________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby)
\nwas August 8th?
\nWITNESS: Yes.
\nATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
\nWITNESS: Duh………….
\n______________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
\nWITNESS: Yes.
\nATTORNEY: How many were boys?
\nWITNESS: None.
\nATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
\n______________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
\nWITNESS: He was about medium height and had a
\nbeard.
\nATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
\n______________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
\npursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your
\nattorney?
\nWITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
\n______________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you
\nperformed on dead people?
\nWITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead
\npeople.
\n______________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What
\nschool did you go to?
\nWITNESS: Oral.
\n______________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
\nthe body?
\nWITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
\nATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
\nWITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering
\nwhy I was doing an autopsy on him!
\n____________________________________________<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
\nWITNESS: Huh?
\n____________________________________________<\/p>\n
And the best for last:<\/p>\n
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
\ndid you check for a pulse?
\nWITNESS: No.
\nATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
\nWITNESS: No.
\nATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
\nWITNESS: No.
\nATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
\nwas alive when you began the autopsy?
\nWITNESS: No.
\nATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
\nWITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in
\na jar.
\nATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been
\nalive, nevertheless?
\nWITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
\nalive and practicing law.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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