{"id":29079,"date":"2026-01-29T12:56:58","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T09:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29079"},"modified":"2026-01-29T12:58:09","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T09:58:09","slug":"azi-ma-amuz-cu-lasconi-ctp-si-crin-antonescu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/azi-ma-amuz-cu-lasconi-ctp-si-crin-antonescu\/","title":{"rendered":"Azi m\u0103 amuz cu Lasconi, CTP \u0219i Crin Antonescu"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Povesteam \u00eentr-un articol trecut de Lasconi \u0219i de oftica ei pe alegerile anulate, care a f\u0103cut-o s\u0103 se comporte at\u00e2t de penibil \u0219i de meschin \u00een lunile care au urmat \u0219i care i-a demascat incompeten\u021ba politic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A fi politician talentat nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 doar s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti frumos \u0219i s\u0103 fluturi din m\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd treaba merge bine. \u00censeamn\u0103 \u0219i s\u0103 po\u021bi reac\u021biona calm, elegant, s\u0103 te regrupezi \u0219i s\u0103 pui altfel problema c\u00e2nd treaba merge prost. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu Nicu\u0219or i-a furat alegerile lui Lasconi, ci Lasconi \u0219i-a furat singur\u0103 alegerile. Dac\u0103 nu \u00eencepea s\u0103 or\u0103c\u0103ie \u201dturul doi \u00e2napoi\u201d, cot la cot cu trolii lui Dilimache, dac\u0103 nu \u00eencepea s\u0103 spumege aiurea, s\u0103 publice fake news \u0219i s\u0103 se dea cu dosul de p\u0103m\u00e2nt; dac\u0103 accepta anularea alegerilor cu un z\u00e2mbet \u0219i trecea instant la noua campanie, cu argumente \u0219i cu apel la sus\u021binerea comunit\u0103\u021bii, azi, Lasconi era pre\u0219edinte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar, hai s\u0103 zicem, Lasconi are o f\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103 de justificare – uman, nu politic – \u00een modul \u00een care s-a comportat \u00een prima jum\u0103tate a lui 2025. Unii oameni iau totul personal \u0219i nu pot \u00een\u021belege c\u0103 o decizie este despre mai mult dec\u00e2t orgoliile lor. Aia e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar exist\u0103 un specimen mult mai ridicol dec\u00e2t Lasconi, iar acesta e Crin Antonescu. Crin Antonescu a fost sus\u021binut g\u0103l\u0103gios, cu pancarte, clipuri, toate instrumentele marketingului modern \u0219i o campanie f\u0103cut\u0103 ca la carte, \u0219i de PNL \u0219i de PSD. Nu am v\u0103zut o campanie mai profi \u00een toat\u0103 politica rom\u00e2neasc\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar, ghinion, aceast\u0103 campanie at\u00e2t de profi era neconving\u0103toare, pentru c\u0103 Crin Antonescu \u00eensu\u0219i era neconving\u0103tor. Cam ca personajul \u0103la din reality shows care pe h\u00e2rtie ar trebui s\u0103 c\u00e2\u0219tige, dar are carisma unui cartof fiert f\u0103r\u0103 sare \u0219i publicul \u00eel elimin\u0103 primul, pentru c\u0103 nu i-a re\u021binut nimeni numele. Mesajele lui erau at\u00e2t de banale \u0219i de conven\u021bionale, de zici c\u0103 le-a produs AI, cu prompturi generate tot de AI. Nimic personal, nimic uman, nimic care s\u0103 vorbeasc\u0103 publicului ca unui prieten. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i Ciolacu, cu covrigii lui cu gaur\u0103 mic\u0103 \u0219i mare, era mai relatable. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Amuzant este c\u0103, dup\u0103 ce n-a intrat \u00een turul al doilea, Antonescu s-a sup\u0103rat flea\u0219c\u0103 pe partidele care au b\u0103gat oceane de euro \u00een fundul lui. Campania aceea n-a fost ieftin\u0103, \u0219i \u00een mod sigur nu a fost f\u0103cut\u0103 pe banii lui Crinu\u021b de acas\u0103, c\u0103 nu pare genul. La nivel declarativ, \u201d\u00eemi asum responsabilitatea pentru \u00eenfr\u00e2ngere\u201d, dar frustrarea furibund\u0103 cu care a ie\u0219it din partid \u0219i cu care mai \u00eemproa\u0219c\u0103 \u00een urm\u0103 spune altceva: c\u0103 el \u00een sufle\u021belul lui \u00eenvinuie\u0219te partidele de e\u0219ec. Chit c\u0103 partidele, de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103, au f\u0103cut tot ce se putea face s\u0103-l scoat\u0103 pre\u0219edinte. Dar mai e nevoie \u0219i de materialul clientului. C\u00e2nd tu nu ai nimic personal de ad\u0103ugat, se vede \u0219i se simte. Oric\u00e2\u021bi copywriteri \u0219i strategi\u0219ti trag de tine ca de cal mort, dac\u0103 tu nu e\u0219ti motorul, dac\u0103 tu nu intri nervos pe live la 10 seara s\u0103 pi*duie\u0219ti ca George Simion, trag degeaba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i Crin a prins o ranchiun\u0103 similar\u0103 cu a lui Lasconi, dar a lui Crin nici m\u0103car nu poate fi justificat\u0103 la nivel uman, pentru c\u0103 partidele obiectiv s-au opintit s\u0103-l \u00eemping\u0103 la deal, cu boii lui mici cu tot. Votantul de r\u00e2nd e cel care a zis pas. Poate c\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i dorea ca partidele s\u0103 mai scoat\u0103 o dat\u0103 mor\u021bii din cimitire la votat, dar ghinion, dup\u0103 toat\u0103 manipularea ruseasc\u0103 \u0219i dup\u0103 ce \u0219i Europa, \u0219i putini\u0219tii, care la r\u00e2ndul lor erau convin\u0219i c\u0103 au \u00eenfr\u00e2nt, st\u0103teau cu ochii pe sec\u021biile de votare ca pe butelie, nu s-a putut. Nu de data asta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i acum vine partea cea mai delicioas\u0103: g\u00e2lceava dintre Crin \u0219i Cristian Tudor Popescu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Crin e printre politicienii f\u0103\u021barnici care \u00eel critic\u0103 pe Bolojan pentru impozite \u0219i taxe, de\u0219i \u0219tie \u00een sufletul lui mic \u0219i negru c\u0103, dac\u0103 ar fi ajuns la putere, ar fi trebuit s\u0103 ia acelea\u0219i m\u0103suri, sau ar fi scris pe noi incapacitate public\u0103 de plat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

CTP a s\u0103rit \u00een sus: Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine, porcule, s\u0103 critici un om care te-a sus\u021binut \u00een campanie? (M\u0103 rog, a zis-o \u00een cuvinte mai multe, dar noi suntem S\u0103get\u0103tori, extragem direct ideea principal\u0103.) <\/p>\n\n\n\n

La care Crin a dat un r\u0103spuns de o meschin\u0103rie aproape infantil\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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M-am rostogolit de r\u00e2s citind. Din nou, multe cuvinte, dar ideea principal\u0103 e \u201dM\u0103 pi\u0219 pe sus\u021binerea lui, dac\u0103 tot am pierdut, f**u-v\u0103-n gur\u0103!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exact ca Lasconi, Antonescu vede politica doar la nivel de \u201dCe \u00eemi iese mie de aici\u201d. \u0218i c\u00e2nd se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 s\u0103 nu ias\u0103 nimic, ambii \u00ee\u0219i dau arama pe fa\u021b\u0103. Chit c\u0103 ambii ar fi avut infinit mai mult de c\u00e2\u0219tigat dac\u0103 se regrupau cu gra\u021bie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Learn to take a \u201eno\u201d with a smile, my child. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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