{"id":29286,"date":"2026-03-26T11:39:03","date_gmt":"2026-03-26T08:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29286"},"modified":"2026-03-26T11:39:06","modified_gmt":"2026-03-26T08:39:06","slug":"ma-amuza-nonstirile-din-reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ma-amuza-nonstirile-din-reality\/","title":{"rendered":"M\u0103 amuz\u0103 non\u0219tirile din reality"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

C\u00e2nd se mai nimere\u0219te c\u00e2te o zi lent\u0103 din punct de vedere al evenimentelor, \u0219i Mesia mugetelor stridente Dilimache Putinescu nu ne serve\u0219te o glorioas\u0103 din care s\u0103 deriv\u0103m trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni de glume, siteurile de \u0219tiri compenseaz\u0103 cu maculatur\u0103 despre concuren\u021bii din reality. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cine m\u0103 cite\u0219te de ceva timp, \u00eemi \u0219tie p\u0103rerea despre reality. Except\u00e2nd emisiunile smart – foarte rare – cum e Tr\u0103d\u0103torii<\/strong>, reality din Rom\u00e2nia e un mod ieftin \u0219i ridicol de a smulge reac\u021bii de la cercopiteci oblig\u00e2nd al\u021bi cercopiteci s\u0103 se dea \u00een stamb\u0103. C\u00e2nd se ceart\u0103 poten\u021biala soacr\u0103, mama unui urangutan needucat \u0219i b\u0103tubil cu \u0219lapul peste bot, cu tinerica cu unghii false de 10 centimetri, sim\u021bi cum \u00ee\u021bi s\u00e2ngereaz\u0103 urechile \u0219i neuronii. Nope, thank you. Mai bine punem un podcast. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar din varii motive, revistele \u0219i ziarele simt a\u0219a o nevoie s\u0103 completeze norma de \u0219tiri pe zi cu \u0219tiri din ce se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00een \u201ecas\u0103\u201d – c\u0103 mai mereu e vorba de o \u201dcas\u0103\u201d. C\u0103 Mimi s-a certat cu \u021ai\u021bi. Mimi: \u021ai\u021bi e o curv\u0103 proast\u0103 \u0219i nu ne compar\u0103m! \u021ai\u021bi: Acesta este bullying. Protestez. Curv\u0103 proast\u0103 e m\u0103-ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Georgeta: Cred c\u0103 sentimentele mele fa\u021b\u0103 de Adrian au nevoie de timp s\u0103 se coac\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

(Care sentimente, fat\u0103? \u0102sta e un gher\u021boia\u0219 pe care l-ai cunoscut aici pe set, l-ai etichetat drept pierdere de timp din primele zece secunde \u0219i o s\u0103-i dai block de cum se termin\u0103 emisiunea. Ridicol e c\u0103 mimezi cum c\u0103 nu e a\u0219a, \u0219i unii mai scriu \u0219i \u0219tire: \u201dSentimentele Georgetei fa\u021b\u0103 de Adrian: Care e stadiul de coacere? Sau s\u0103 fie coptur\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exist\u0103 cineva care urm\u0103re\u0219te astfel de \u0219tiri? Care le ia \u00een serios? Care chiar se indigneaz\u0103 de platitudinile lui Mimi, de pandaliile mamei soacre? Care d\u0103 doi bani pe stadiul rela\u021biei dintre Georgeta \u0219i Adrian? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 da, de ce? Ce e \u00een neregul\u0103 cu vie\u021bile voastre, de sim\u021bi\u021bi nevoia s\u0103 compensa\u021bi cu cele mai proaste \u0219i fake pove\u0219ti din media rom\u00e2neasc\u0103, \u0219i cu cei mai jalnici protagoni\u0219ti? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Hai s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 ar ap\u0103rea o emisiune reality pe post de client pl\u0103titor. \u0218i mi-ar da o sum\u0103 suficient de mare s\u0103-mi taie grea\u021ba, \u0219i ar zice: Lorena, ai banii \u0103\u0219tia s\u0103 faci un recap s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici atunci nu a\u0219 face-o dintr-un unghi care s\u0103-i ia \u00een serios pe Mimi, Georgeta \u0219i Adrian. Cel mult, a\u0219 face toate mi\u0219tourile posibile. Sau a\u0219 face-o sub form\u0103 de interviu fals cu Aneta Redusa Mintal, care e fan\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Bun\u0103, Aneta. A mai trecut un episod din cancerul media care e Nuntim \u0219i noi ceva<\/strong>. Cum te sim\u021bi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Lorena, sunt \u00een extaz. Sunt efectiv mirificat\u0103. At\u00e2ta dram\u0103, at\u00e2ta pasiune. Cred c\u0103 Georgeta \u0219i Adrian sunt perechea perfect\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Perfect\u0103 pentru ce? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Pentru iubire forever, Lorena. C\u00e2nd a sc\u0103pat Georgeta o unghie \u00een ciorba lui Adrian, m-am sim\u021bit penetrat\u0103 de un fior. Nu toate suntem impenetrabile, ca tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-\u0218i Mimi ce a zis? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

-C\u0103 toate sunt c***e proaste, \u00een afar\u0103 de ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00ce\u021bi place s\u0103 cite\u0219ti aceste articole? Po\u021bi ajuta \u00een mod direct la scrierea lor. Iat\u0103 cum.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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