{"id":2929,"date":"2010-11-20T03:37:59","date_gmt":"2010-11-20T00:37:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2929"},"modified":"2010-11-20T03:37:59","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T00:37:59","slug":"bullshit-pe-bullshit-se-scoate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/bullshit-pe-bullshit-se-scoate\/","title":{"rendered":"Bullshit pe bullshit se scoate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce m-am s\u0103turat eu de revolu\u0163ionarii de Facebook. Oameni care nu ies din cas\u0103 dec\u00e2t maxim la job (dac\u0103 au) \u015fi la col\u0163 s\u0103 cumpere p\u00e2ine. Dar \u00een peptul lor arde un s\u00e2nge de roman, desigur, pe care \u00eel revars\u0103 &#8211; cum altfel &#8211; pe eternul nostru Facebook. Unde tot de\u0163in\u0103torul de mouse se crede Hercule.<\/p>\n<p>Am f\u0103cut deja o analiz\u0103 a campaniei D&amp;G &#8220;\u00cemi place pe&#8230;&#8221;, acum urmeaz\u0103 muia cu iz revolu\u0163ionar pentru pomposul proiect de mucava LOW TOLERANCE FOR STUPID BULLSHIT. Iat\u0103 \u015fi <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/event.php?eid=157801384255503\">sursa<\/a>, cu deliciosul<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>UPDATE: Av\u00e2nd \u00een vedere c\u0103 nu s-au str\u00e2ns \u00eendeajuns de mul\u021bi \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 putem face un protest ca atare, \u0219i nici nu a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 desfiin\u021bez eventul, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam s\u0103 facem un protest virtual.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p> \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00 Quite a rating, nu?<\/p>\n<p>Dar revolu\u0163ionarul de Facebook nu se las\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>Pac mesajul pe \u0163eav\u0103:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>Ast\u0103zi este oficial ziua \u00een care protest\u0103m! Prin urmare, to\u021bi cei care dori\u021bi s\u0103 participa\u021bi la protestul virtual, de preferabil c\u00e2t mai mul\u021bi, sunte\u021bi ruga\u021bi s\u0103 posta\u021bi un status pe facebook de forma &#8220;Low tolerance for stupid bullshit: &#8230;&#8221; continu\u00e2nd cu lucrurile care v\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103, v\u0103 nemul\u021bumesc \u0219i v\u0103 \u00eentristeaz\u0103 referitoare la actualul sistem corupt din Rom\u00e2nia!<br \/>\nAcest protest virtual este menit a fi un protest al intelectualilor tineri \u0219i scopul lui nu este de a schimba ceva, ci mai mult a trage un semnal de alarm\u0103! Cu c\u00e2t vom fi mai mul\u021bi cei care vom participa la protest prin statusurile respective, cu at\u00e2t \u0219ansa ca &#8220;vocea&#8221; noastr\u0103 s\u0103 fie auzit\u0103 este mai mare.<\/p>\n<p>Prin urmare, v\u0103 a\u0219tept\u0103m s\u0103 protest\u0103m!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Deci, intelectualule t\u00e2n\u0103r, dac\u0103 scopul t\u0103u NU este acela DE A SCHIMBA CEVA, atunci \u00eemi poate \u015fi mie sublinia cineva unde este de fapt Z\u0102 STUPID BULLSHIT din toat\u0103 povestea asta? C\u0103 toleran\u0163a mea joas\u0103 deja semnalizeaz\u0103 alarma.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 aceea, omule\u0163ul purcede la treab\u0103. Vars\u0103 oful:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Low tolerance for stupid bullshit: M-AM S\u0102TURAT! m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 v\u0103d copii care \u00ee\u0219i dau duhul \u00een spitale! m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 v\u0103d b\u0103tr\u00e2nei la colt de strad\u0103 cum i\u0219i v\u00e2nd lucrurile pe care le-au agonisit \u00een via\u021ba lor prea scurt\u0103 \u0219i prea grea! m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 v\u0103d cum colegii mei ,tineri, \u00ee\u0219i p\u0103r\u0103sesc \u021bara ajung\u00e2nd la satura\u021bie \u00een sistemul nostru profund corupt! m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 v\u0103d cum intelectualul este din ce \u00een ce mai pu\u021bin respectat \u0219i este \u00eenlocuit de imbecilul tupeist! m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 v\u0103d cum arti\u0219tii mor de foame \u0219i kitschurile ne invadeaz\u0103 sim\u021burile \u00eendobitocindu-ne grav! m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 v\u0103d triste\u021bea \u00een jurul meu ca o stare de fapt , devenind o tr\u0103s\u0103tur\u0103 tot mai definitorie pentru rom\u00e2n! m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 v\u0103d oameni pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd pentru grija zilei de maine! m-am s\u0103turat s\u0103 v\u0103d oameni care \u00ee\u0219i v\u00e2nd sufletul pentru o bucat\u0103 de p\u00e2ine!<\/p>\n<p>M-AM S\u0102TURAT S\u0102 V\u0102D CUM CELE MAI PROFUNDE SEC\u0102TURI AJUNG S\u0102 NE CONDUC\u0102 \u0218I S\u0102 NE DICTEZE VIITORUL\u2026.UN VIITOR CARE, DIN CAUZA LOR, SUN\u0102 MEREU OCUPAT.&#8221; <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Acum, s\u0103 \u00eemi r\u0103spund\u0103 onor cititorii mei la urm\u0103toarele:<\/p>\n<p>a) Ce vi se pare nou \u00een tot acest impresionant speech? Ce n-a\u0163i auzit p\u00e2n\u0103 acum din toate astea?<br \/>\nb) Ce ar fi fost mai util? S\u0103 latre pe facebook sau s\u0103 viziteze un azil de copii\/b\u0103tr\u00e2ni\/animale comunitare cu un co\u015f cu m\u00e2ncare? Desigur, n-ar fi fost aceea\u015fi senza\u0163ie de tam-tam grandios, deci nu se merit\u0103 oricum.<br \/>\nc) C\u00e2\u0163i dintre voi vor fi \u00eenc\u00e2nta\u0163i s\u0103 vad\u0103 toate pi\u0163ipoancele nef\u0103c\u0103toare de nimic din list\u0103 l\u0103tr\u00e2nd cum s-au s\u0103turat ele de tot ce ne-a s\u0103turat \u015fi pe noi, plus de rujurile cu termen de expirare scurt \u015fi ciocolata cu prea multe calorii?<\/p>\n<p>OK, m\u0103 al\u0103tur \u015fi eu protestului: M-am s\u0103turat de discursuri content-free, care \u0163in loc de ac\u0163iune real\u0103, m-am s\u0103turat de demagogie p\u0103unescian\u0103 \u015fi de b\u0103tut cu pumnul \u00een piept degeaba. Toat\u0103 lumea mar\u015f la munc\u0103, iar dac\u0103 v-a\u0163i s\u0103turat de situa\u0163ia mizer\u0103 din jur, mar\u015f la voluntariat \u00een folosul comunit\u0103\u0163ii sau hai sictir! C\u0103 fazele voastre inutile tot STUPID BULLSHIT<br \/>\nse cheam\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATE 2: Evident, retardul care a ini\u0163iat toat\u0103 penibilo\u015fenia s-a apucat s\u0103 se zbor\u015feasc\u0103 la mine \u015fi s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 troac\u0103 de porci. \ud83d\ude00 Cum altfel? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mam\u0103\u0103\u0103, ce m-am s\u0103turat eu de revolu\u0163ionarii de Facebook. Oameni care nu ies din cas\u0103 dec\u00e2t maxim la job (dac\u0103 au) \u015fi la col\u0163&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}