{"id":29318,"date":"2026-04-04T14:22:38","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T11:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29318"},"modified":"2026-04-04T14:22:42","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T11:22:42","slug":"low-key-ma-bucur-ca-guru-e-liber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/low-key-ma-bucur-ca-guru-e-liber\/","title":{"rendered":"Low key, m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 guru e liber"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Azi, toate re\u021belele mele de social media erau pline p\u00e2n\u0103 la refuz de una \u0219i aceea\u0219i \u0219tire: guru e eliberat de controlul judiciar. Judec\u0103toria Bucure\u0219ti i-a admis cererea, mai ales c\u0103 \u00eempricinatul a motivat c\u0103 are nevoie de tratament medical \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0103i stai, cum adic\u0103 tratament medical \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate, n-a zis el c\u0103 <a href=\"https:\/\/newsweek.ro\/actualitate\/video-calin-georgescu-nu-crede-in-medicina-cum-poate-sa-stie-un-doctor-mai-bine-ca-mine-ce-am-eu\">medicina nu exist\u0103<\/a>? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>N-ai \u00een\u021beles, Lorena. Nu exist\u0103 pentru pule\u021bii analfabe\u021bi \u0219i \u0219tirbi dresa\u021bi de el s\u0103 cread\u0103 c\u0103 big farma e satana \u00eens\u0103\u0219i, \u00een timp ce cancerul se trateaz\u0103 cu ceai de co@iele popii. C\u00e2nd guru \u00een persoan\u0103 are o boal\u0103, nu apeleaz\u0103 la oblojelile homeopate ale nevesti-sii, cunoscut\u0103 \u0219i ca vraciul suprem al babelor senile de pe TikTok, ci la un spital dotat cu ultimele nout\u0103\u021bi. Nu confunda niciodat\u0103 ce face popa \u0219i ce zice popa, pentru c\u0103 a doua categorie se aplic\u0103 doar fraierilor de enoria\u0219i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aaaa, ok, am \u00een\u021beles. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar eu m\u0103 bucur c\u0103 l-au eliberat din controlul judiciar. \u0218i asta pentru c\u0103 <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>a) Justi\u021bia din Rom\u00e2nia e de o lentoare cumplit\u0103. \u00cel aveau \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 cu toate acele dosare, cu tot ce a zis, cu m\u0103rturiile mercenarilor lui Potra, da, dorea s\u0103 fac\u0103 dictatur\u0103 militar\u0103, condamnarea aia ar fi trebuit s\u0103 fie, dup\u0103 vorba unei reclame, natural\u0103 ca grija. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu cu magistra\u021bii rom\u00e2ni, care au decis s-o lungeasc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la infinit \u0219i \u00eenapoi. \u0218i \u00een tot acest timp, s\u0103-l \u021bin\u0103 \u00een control judiciar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>b) Spectacolul media <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nimic nu egaleaz\u0103 \u00een patetism cuv\u00e2nt\u0103rile lui guru de pe treptele poli\u021biei \u0219i tribunalului. Cu diavolul care ne \u021bine \u021bara \u00een gheare, cu sorosismul satanist, cu \u00een\u021belepciunea din b\u0103tr\u00e2ni, toate cli\u0219eele retardate care fac babele senile antemen\u021bionate s\u0103 juiseze melodramatic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Realitatea e c\u0103, pun\u00e2ndu-l s\u0103 se plimbe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nal p\u00e2n\u0103 pe la varii institu\u021bii, \u00eei d\u0103deai ap\u0103 la moar\u0103 s\u0103-\u0219i cheme idio\u021bii \u0219i s\u0103 debiteze debite. Lungind asta nerealist de mult, \u00eel legitimai s\u0103 se victimizeze. Apoi, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la Irealitatea \u0219i s\u0103 bat\u0103 c\u00e2mpii cu Ancu\u021ba. Penibil pentru noi, cei ce vedem prin ei ca prin geamuri, dar cloac\u0103 interminabil\u0103 de conspira\u021bii pentru puzderia de redu\u0219i mintal care sunt rezultatul educa\u021biei subfinan\u021bate din Rom\u00e2nia. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>c) Poate chiar pleac\u0103 de tot, \u00een mor\u021bii lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Greu de crezut, pentru c\u0103 guru se hr\u0103ne\u0219te din aten\u021bia dacilor liberi. El e genul de t\u00e2rf\u0103 mediatic\u0103 disperat\u0103 dup\u0103 prime time, care nu vrea o via\u021b\u0103 lini\u0219tit\u0103 undeva departe. F\u0103r\u0103 pro\u0219ti care s\u0103-i \u00eenghit\u0103 rahatul pe nemestecate \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 social media pe care s\u0103-\u0219i streamuiasc\u0103 imbecilit\u0103\u021bile gl\u0103suite cu caden\u021b\u0103 de Sergiu Nicolaescu wannabe, via\u021ba lui devine pustiu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anticipez c\u0103 se va da la fund vreo doi ani, s\u0103 lase loc prietenilor lui sus-pu\u0219i s\u0103 t\u0103r\u0103g\u0103neze dosarul p\u00e2n\u0103 uit\u0103 \u0219i judec\u0103torii de existen\u021ba lui, \u0219i reapare convenabil \u00een urm\u0103toarea campanie electoral\u0103, dup\u0103 ce va fi p\u0103c\u0103lit al\u021bi pro\u0219ti s\u0103 cotizeze pentru campanii fulger pe TikTok. Poate p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci moare Putin \u0219i succesorul vine cu bani de dat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Partea bun\u0103 \u00een chestia asta e c\u0103 vom sc\u0103pa de nonsens \u0219i delir p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een 2028. \u0218i dac\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci justi\u021bia nu izbute\u0219te s\u0103-l pun\u0103 dup\u0103 gratii, sincer, ne merit\u0103m destinul. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Azi, toate re\u021belele mele de social media erau pline p\u00e2n\u0103 la refuz de una \u0219i aceea\u0219i \u0219tire: guru e eliberat de controlul judiciar. 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