{"id":29359,"date":"2026-04-14T16:07:19","date_gmt":"2026-04-14T13:07:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29359"},"modified":"2026-04-14T16:07:22","modified_gmt":"2026-04-14T13:07:22","slug":"trump-nu-incape-de-papa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/trump-nu-incape-de-papa\/","title":{"rendered":"Trump nu \u00eencape de Pap\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u0218tiu c\u0103 sunt multe subiecte mai serioase pe care le putem aborda pe aici, dar trebuie s\u0103 recunosc: umorul involuntar e pl\u0103cerea mea vinovat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lui Donald Trump \u00eei merge r\u0103u\u021b \u00een ultima vreme. Propria lui nevast\u0103 \u00eel saboteaz\u0103 \u00een mu\u0219amalizarea dosarelor Epstein. Orban, pretenarul lui sus\u021binut cu o vizit\u0103 personal\u0103 a lui Vance, a pierdut alegerile umilitor. A \u00eenceput un r\u0103zboi \u00een Iran, iar Iranul se cam pi\u0219\u0103 cu jet pe tot ce vrea Trump. Puncte suplimentare de umor involuntar: Iranul blocheaz\u0103 str\u00e2mtoarea Ormuz. Trump zbiar\u0103 la ei c\u0103 \u00eei \u0219terge de pe fa\u021ba p\u0103m\u00e2ntului. Iranul \u00eei d\u0103 cu tifla. Atunci, Trump o d\u0103 cotit\u0103: Stai c\u0103 bloc\u0103m NOI blocada. \u00cen momentele imediat urm\u0103toare, c\u00e2teva nave iraniene trec ca prin br\u00e2nz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Po\u021bi s\u0103 dete\u0219ti din r\u0103runchi dictatura \u0219i ayatollahii – cazul meu – \u0219i concomitent, s\u0103 te amuzi de modul \u00een care \u00eel umilesc pe Trump, cam cum umilesc b\u0103ie\u021bii mari din fa\u021ba blocului pe grasul cu co\u0219uri care a b\u0103ut o \u021buic\u0103 \u00een plus \u0219i se crede brusc \u0219mecher. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

MAGA poate fi lozinca nou\u0103: Make America Goofy Again. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i, exact ca grasul cu co\u0219uri din exemplul meu, Trump s-a uitat \u00een jur \u0219i a ales un copil lini\u0219tit care se juca \u0219i el pe margine: pe Papa Leo. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Papa Leo f\u0103cea ce fac dintotdeauna papii: \u021binea un speech clasic de pace \u0219i iubire \u00eentre popoare. Discurs pe care l-am auzit \u0219i de la Ioan Paul, \u0219i de la Benedict, \u0219i de la Francisc. Acelea\u0219i idei cre\u0219tine frumoase: Iube\u0219te-\u021bi aproapele, \u00een\u021belege-l, hai s\u0103 facem pace \u0219i s\u0103 cre\u0219tem panselu\u021be \u00eempreun\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 te legi de un astfel de discurs din partea unui preot e ca \u0219i cum te-ai lega de o m\u00e2\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 face miau. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar nah, c\u00e2nd ai creierul \u00een\u021besat de fudulie magaioat\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i cuv\u00e2ntarea papei \u00ee\u021bi sun\u0103 woke. Pace?? Ce concept globalist. Iubire \u00eentre popoare? Vezi c\u0103 pun ICE pe c**ul vostru cu mult\u0103 iubire. Ce e cu snoufleic\u0103relile astea? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i s-a suit Trump al meu pe TruthSocial \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 spumege. \u201dPapa e slab \u00eempotriva crimelor\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ok, treaba lui nu sunt crimele, e fa\u021b\u0103 bisericeasc\u0103, nu poter\u0103. \u0218tii cine mai e slab \u00eempotriva crimelor? ICE, c\u0103 nu nimere\u0219te criminali adev\u0103ra\u021bi nici cu slujbe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i a delirat tataia un ditamai cear\u0219aful <\/a><\/strong>pe TruthSocial, \u00een care l-a f\u0103cut pe bietul pap\u0103 cu ou \u0219i cu o\u021bet, c\u0103 nu e un magaiot adev\u0103rat – de ce ar fi? – c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 Trump, nu ajungea niciodat\u0103 Pap\u0103. Corect, poate c\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 vizita lui Vance, Francisc r\u0103m\u00e2nea \u00een via\u021b\u0103. C\u0103 Papa vrea r\u0103zboi nuclear \u0219i c\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te cu simpatizan\u021bii lui Obama. De parc\u0103 i-ar datora lui Trump s\u0103 se \u00eent\u00e2lneasc\u0103 cu cine vrea Trump. C\u0103 sluje\u0219te st\u00e2ngii radicale, nu bisericii catolice. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i a\u0219a mai departe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nici m\u0103car Mussolini, c\u00e2t era el de dictator al Italiei, nu \u0219i-a permis s\u0103 se ia de br\u0103cinari cu Papa, care f\u0103cea acela\u0219i lucru \u0219i pe vremea lui: \u00eendemna la pace \u0219i iubirea aproapelui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centrebat ce p\u0103rere are, Papa a dat din umeri amuzat. \u201dNu m\u0103 tem de administra\u021bia Trump \u0219i nu sunt politician\u201d. O replic\u0103 de dou\u0103 propozi\u021bii la un delir de 10.000 de semne. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 care, Leo \u0219i-a v\u0103zut lini\u0219tit de misiunea lui de pace, iar Trump, de spumegat generic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Singurul am\u0103nunt oarecum trist e c\u0103 o parte din cre\u0219tini \u00eel iau pe \u0103sta drept model de lider drept credincios. Poate s\u0103 se autogenereze \u00een AI ca Isus al doilea, poate p\u00e2ng\u0103ri toate simbolurile religioase, iar turma de magaio\u021bi nu vede problema. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u00cen schimb, AI are propriul lui umor. Domnul din pat aduce cu Jeffrey Epstein, iar fata de l\u00e2ng\u0103 el pare minor\u0103. The irony. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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