{"id":29427,"date":"2026-05-04T10:06:38","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T07:06:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29427"},"modified":"2026-05-04T10:06:41","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T07:06:41","slug":"dragi-parlamentari-nu-vreti-sa-semnati-motiunea-de-cenzura-iata-de-ce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/dragi-parlamentari-nu-vreti-sa-semnati-motiunea-de-cenzura-iata-de-ce\/","title":{"rendered":"Dragi parlamentari, NU vre\u021bi s\u0103 semna\u021bi mo\u021biunea de cenzur\u0103. Iat\u0103 de ce."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

C\u00e2\u021biva dintre voi v-a\u021bi pl\u00e2ns ca ni\u0219te dudui prinse cu chilo\u021bii \u00een vine prin bosche\u021bi, pentru c\u0103 Oana Gheorghiu v-a trimis un email, explic\u00e2nd versiunea real\u0103 a lui \u201dnu ne vindem \u021bara\u201d. Hei, dar voi \u0219tia\u021bi versiunea real\u0103. Nu v\u0103 spune nout\u0103\u021bi. \u0218ti\u021bi deja c\u0103 nimeni nu inten\u021bioneaz\u0103 s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 \u021bara, c\u0103 pachetul de ac\u021biuni propus pentru listare la burs\u0103 nu asigur\u0103 controlul niciunei companii de stat, \u0219i c\u0103, iat\u0103, unii care \u021bip\u0103 cum respectivele companii trebuie s\u0103 fie ale poporului rom\u00e2n au deja pachete solide de ac\u021biuni la ele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu nu voi trimite niciun mail nim\u0103nui, c\u0103 nu am nimic s\u0103 v\u0103 comunic \u00eentre patru ochi. Scriu acest articol public s\u0103 fie \u00eentre noi to\u021bi, c\u0103 a\u0219a e frumos \u00een politic\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mul\u021bi dintre voi g\u00e2ndesc doar pe termen scurt. \u00cei d\u0103m jos pe Bolojan \u0219i USR \u0219i revenim la furat ca \u00eenainte. Aici narativa se bifurc\u0103. Simion, \u00een mintea lui: \u201dcu tovar\u0103\u0219ii no\u0219tri de la PSD, care de fapt ne-au creat \u0219i ne-au \u0219i dat \u00een bra\u021be narativa antisistem.\u201d Grindeanu, care \u00een sinea lui \u00eel detest\u0103 pe Simion chiar mai mult dec\u00e2t pe Bolojan: \u201dcu ga\u0219ca USL din PNL \u0219i cu UDMR, c\u0103 nu-l l\u0103s\u0103m pe Simion s\u0103 ni se urce \u00een cap.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

S\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 l-a\u021bi dat jos pe Bolojan. S-a terminat, e istorie. Abia atunci o s\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 haosul, \u00eentre aceste dou\u0103 grup\u0103ri de interese. Simion vine cu frustr\u0103ri mari, l-a flituit de n ori guru Dilimache \u0219i e greu de crezut c\u0103 mai accept\u0103 s\u0103-i plimbi z\u0103h\u0103relul pe la nas \u0219i s\u0103-l retragi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 mu\u0219te. PSD \u0219tie c\u0103 dac\u0103 \u00eei urc\u0103 pe AUR la butoane, AUR sunt obraznici \u0219i tupei\u0219ti \u0219i vor face mereu apel la scorul lor de 40%, \u0219i vor avea preten\u021bia s\u0103 dicteze tot. Aia e, dac\u0103 te \u00eenh\u0103itezi cu golanii, \u0219ansa e ca tu s\u0103 fii fraierul care le lustruie\u0219te bocancii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Va fi scandal lung, ur\u00e2t \u0219i toxic. Ceea ce pe mine personal nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103. Satira e elementul meu, cu c\u00e2t face\u021bi pe pro\u0219tii, cu at\u00e2t \u00eemi da\u021bi material de glume. Problema e c\u0103 haosul vine cu instabilitate economic\u0103, iar asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 investi\u021bii pierdute, fonduri europene pierdute, bani irosi\u021bi. Asta \u00een contextul unui fond de rezerv\u0103 sec\u0103tuit de un anumit coleg al vostru, \u00eel \u0219ti\u021bi voi care, \u0219i al unui deficit par\u021bial corectat, dar \u00eenc\u0103 imens ca o erec\u021bie de elefant. Zarva o s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu incapacitate de plat\u0103. Ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 exact publicul vostru \u021bint\u0103, pomanagiii, o s\u0103 fac\u0103 po\u0219t\u0103 pe la po\u0219t\u0103 s\u0103 pl\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103 nu vine pensia \u0219i nu vine ajutorul social. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i dac\u0103 pe Bolojan l-au pulit luni \u00een \u0219ir pentru un 2% la TVA, imagina\u021bi-v\u0103 volumul de carne pentru dou\u0103-trei pensii care nu vin. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Am sc\u0103pat ca prin urechile acului de ratingul junk. Cu tot acest balamuc, care urmeaz\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 unui an de balamuc ini\u021biat de apostolul din Valahala, avem toate \u0219ansele s\u0103-l facem al nostru. \u0218i atunci, s\u0103 vezi puhoi de corpora\u021bii plec\u00e2nd gr\u0103bite \u00een zare, noi \u0219i noi valuri de \u0219omeri \u0219i, remember, incapacitate de plat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Majoritatea nu sunte\u021bi economi\u0219ti, ve\u021bi lua m\u0103suri stupide \u0219i ineficiente, care vor merge din r\u0103u \u00een mai r\u0103u. Ceea ce, din nou, pe mine nu m\u0103 deranjeaz\u0103. Prea mul\u021bi gigei care \u00eempart to\u021bi \u00eempreun\u0103 un neuron cred c\u0103 AUR e solu\u021bia lor miraculoas\u0103 pentru a curge lapte \u0219i miere din robinetul din gr\u0103din\u0103. Abia a\u0219tept s\u0103 v\u0103 da\u021bi arama pe fa\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 la realitatea faptului c\u0103 totul e marketing, cam cum erau casele alea la 35.000 de euro, cu care a\u021bi n\u0103p\u0103dit Bucure\u0219tiul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Daaar datoria extern\u0103 va fi tot acolo, \u0219i cum grupule\u021bul extremist nou alc\u0103tuit nu va fi pe placul UE, creditorii vor deveni ceva mai neprieteno\u0219i, \u0219i la nivel de comunicare, \u0219i la nivel de dat \u021bara \u00een judecat\u0103. Cum ve\u021bi solu\u021biona asta? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Exist\u0103 un singur r\u0103spuns: Cu exact detaliul cu care a\u021bi asmu\u021bit t\u00e2mpi\u021bii: noi impozite. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

E o dovad\u0103 de maxim\u0103 rea voin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 critici impozitele lui Bolojan, c\u00e2nd \u0219tii c\u0103 tu \u00een locul lui ai fi f\u0103cut exact acela\u0219i lucru, ba mai mult, ajuns \u00een locul lui, vei face acela\u0219i lucru cu sume mai mari, c\u0103 tu vrei \u0219i opulen\u021b\u0103 pentru tine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar pwlimea care a pus botul la sloganul \u201dIlie s\u0103r\u0103cie\u201d o s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 \u00eempotriva voastr\u0103 cu o furie cum n-a\u021bi v\u0103zut. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Iar AUR va avea exact destinul partidului Syriza. Dup\u0103 ce lumea se convinge c\u0103 totul a fost gargar\u0103, \u0219i c\u0103 \u00een realitate urmeaz\u0103 foame cu strig\u0103turi, la urm\u0103toarele alegeri iese USR cu 50%. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 asta vre\u021bi, chiar v\u0103 rog s\u0103 vota\u021bi mo\u021biunea de cenzur\u0103. Eu rabd doi ani \u0219i jum\u0103tate, nu-i problem\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar poate totu\u0219i v\u0103 pas\u0103 de \u021bara asta, \u0219i \u00eel l\u0103sa\u021bi pe Bolojan s\u0103 o redreseze economic, \u00een timp ce voi v\u0103 vede\u021bi de sportul vostru preferat, scandalul pe internet. A\u0219a, p\u0103stra\u021bi \u00een ochii fraierilor aura de salvatori. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Indiferent de decizie, eu am glumele preg\u0103tite. \u0218i nu m\u0103 tem de foame, sunt copil din familie s\u0103rac\u0103 \u0219i \u0219tiu ce \u00eenseamn\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Voi, \u00een schimb, o s\u0103 p\u0103\u021bi\u021bi ca s\u0103lbaticul din poveste, care voia fructe \u0219i a t\u0103iat pomul fructifer din r\u0103d\u0103cin\u0103 s\u0103 ajung\u0103 mai u\u0219or la ele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu profund\u0103 deferen\u021b\u0103, <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lorena Lupu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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