{"id":29443,"date":"2026-05-11T14:45:40","date_gmt":"2026-05-11T11:45:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29443"},"modified":"2026-05-11T14:45:43","modified_gmt":"2026-05-11T11:45:43","slug":"noi-nu-ne-vindem-tara-doar-castelul-bran","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/noi-nu-ne-vindem-tara-doar-castelul-bran\/","title":{"rendered":"Noi nu ne vindem \u021bara, doar Castelul Bran"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

M\u0103 amuz\u0103 mereu sloganul \u201dNoi nu ne vindem \u021bara\u201d. Mai ales c\u00e2nd \u00eel roste\u0219te c\u00e2te un pesedel care a \u00eencasat comisioane generoase s\u0103 v\u00e2nd\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi din ea cu discount \u0219i n-a avut o problem\u0103 atunci. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00centre timp, azi diminea\u021b\u0103, un antreprenor american a achizi\u021bionat un monument na\u021bional rom\u00e2nesc: Castelul Bran. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 a\u0219teptam ca to\u021bi sugerani\u0219tii s\u0103 fie consecven\u021bi cu propriile mugete, s\u0103 aib\u0103 un interes real \u00een tot ce ne apar\u021bine \u0219i se vinde \u0219i s\u0103 gui\u021be cu sutele de mii legat de tr\u0103dare, tr\u0103dare, de trei ori tr\u0103dare, dar mnup. Se pare c\u0103 antreprenorul nostru a l\u0103sat \u0219p\u0103gile care trebuiau cui trebuiau, prin urmare un str\u0103in cump\u0103r\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 probleme unul dintre cele mai renumite castele rom\u00e2ne\u0219ti \u0219i nimeni nu are o problem\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De aceea v\u0103 spun c\u0103 sugeranismul rom\u00e2nesc se compune de fapt din l\u0103tr\u0103i online pl\u0103ti\u021bi s\u0103 schel\u0103l\u0103ie. E\u0219ti din USR? HAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. E\u0219ti al cui trebuie \u0219i faci exact acela\u0219i lucru: \u00eenstr\u0103inezi un imobil simbol na\u021bional? Lini\u0219te \u0219i pace. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dincolo de pl\u0103cerea mea infinit\u0103 de a puncta iar \u0219i iar ipocrizia acestor gunoaie ale internetului, felicit\u0103ri pentru tranzac\u021bie. Castelul Bran ar putea fi una dintre cele mai populare destina\u021bii turistice din Europa. Care e cel mai popular erou rom\u00e2n \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate? Dracula. Pentru ce ne \u0219tie toat\u0103 planeta? Pentru castelul lui Dracula. Bram Stoker a oferit servicii interminabile de PR Transilvaniei \u0219i ulterior Rom\u00e2niei c\u00e2nd, \u00een 1897, a publicat cel mai popular roman gotic al tuturor timpurilor: povestea lui Dracula. Un stat care s\u0103 aib\u0103 habar s\u0103-\u0219i managerieze bunurile ar fi creat \u00een zona Bran un paradis gotic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar idio\u021bii no\u0219tri au l\u0103sat doar o ruin\u0103 lipsit\u0103 de orice farmec, subfinan\u021bat\u0103 \u0219i subpromovat\u0103, dup\u0103 care au venit mo\u0219tenitorii \u0219i \u0219i-au revendicat proprietatea, strict pentru a o p\u0103stra \u00een forma ei de ruin\u0103 lipsit\u0103 de orice farmec, subfinan\u021bat\u0103 \u0219i subpromovat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, Castelul Bran a intrat pe m\u00e2inile potrivite. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Care e diferen\u021ba dintre Graceland, proprietatea lui Elvis Presley, \u0219i Neverland, proprietatea lui Michael Jackson? Graceland a intrat tot pe m\u00e2inile lui Joel Weinshanker. Acesta a modernizat-o, dar cu respect pentru personalitatea \u0219i viziunea lui Elvis, \u0219i a creat o destina\u021bie turistic\u0103 pentru to\u021bi iubitorii rock n rollului. Neverland a fost neglijat dup\u0103 ce Michael a intrat \u00een deriv\u0103 financiar\u0103, l\u0103sat \u00een paragin\u0103, v\u00e2ndut \u0219i \u00een prezent se nume\u0219te Sycamore Ranch. A devenit proprietatea unora care nu au nicio treab\u0103 cu Michael \u0219i e o destina\u021bie privat\u0103, \u00een loc s\u0103 fie un loc de pelerinaj care s\u0103 produc\u0103 miliarde de euro anual. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asta e diferen\u021ba pe care o face un om care \u00een\u021belege turism \u0219i management. \u0218i da, e u\u0219or de imaginat c\u0103 Bran va deveni \u00een c\u00e2\u021biva ani mai popular printre mondeni dec\u00e2t e Sinaia acum. \u0218i asta pentru c\u0103 Joel Weinshanker \u0219tie s\u0103 creeze trenduri. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0218i iat\u0103 de ce, drag cititor, uneori ne vindem \u021bara s-o scoatem din m\u00e2inile idio\u021bilor \u0219i s-o d\u0103m celor care \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac\u0103 cu ea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

A\u0219tept cu entuziasm primul Vampire Party. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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