{"id":29448,"date":"2026-05-14T10:16:56","date_gmt":"2026-05-14T07:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29448"},"modified":"2026-05-14T10:18:24","modified_gmt":"2026-05-14T07:18:24","slug":"nu-va-lasati-aburiti-de-academiile-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/nu-va-lasati-aburiti-de-academiile-online\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu v\u0103 l\u0103sa\u0163i aburi\u0163i de academiile online"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u015etim, \u015ftim, oamenii sunt complec\u015fi \u015fi multifa\u0163eta\u0163i, dar dac\u0103 \u00eei reducem la cea mai basic dorin\u0163\u0103 a lor, b\u0103rba\u0163ii vor mult sex, iar femeile vor siguran\u0163\u0103, iar calea cea mai scurt\u0103 spre siguran\u0163\u0103 sunt banii. De aceea, au ap\u0103rut \u00een ultima vreme, ca ciupercile dup\u0103 ploaie, Academiile de Masculinitate pentru b\u0103rba\u0163i, care \u00ee\u0163i promit c\u0103 te \u00eenva\u0163\u0103 tehnici sigure \u015fi infailibile s\u0103 ajungi cel mai mare futador v\u0103zut vreodat\u0103, \u015fi Academiile de Influenceri, care nu spun cui se adreseaz\u0103, dar prin modul \u00een care promit oceane de venit online pentru content creat u\u015for \u015fi confortabil, e clar c\u0103 se adreseaz\u0103 femeilor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nu m\u0103 \u00eenjura\u0163i pe mine pentru generalizarea grosier\u0103, c\u0103 nu am creat eu aceste academii. Eu dac\u0103 dau pove\u0163e, le dau cui \u00eentreab\u0103, \u015fi mai exact, cui trimite o \u00eentrebare pentru Po\u015fta redac\u0163iei. Dac\u0103 pova\u0163a e bun\u0103 \u015fi persoana decide s\u0103 sus\u0163in\u0103 siteul cu o dona\u0163ie ulterior, bine. Dac\u0103 nu, aia e. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ultimul scam care face turul TikTokului e academia de content creatori a brandului de lux Charlotte Tilbury, \u015fi presupune s\u0103 le cumperi produsele, s\u0103 creezi oceane de content (video, poze, reels) cu ele, gratuit, c\u0103 vezi doamne, e\u015fti \u201estudent\u201d la \u201dacademie\u201d &#8211; iar partea care mi se pare demn\u0103 de \u0219lap peste bot este c\u0103 nu ai voie cu branduri concurente. Cu alte cuvinte, noi te exploat\u0103m gratis, cu preten\u021bia c\u0103 \u201dte \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u201d, dar dac\u0103 altul, corect \u0219i cinstit, vrea s\u0103 te pl\u0103teasc\u0103 pentru munca ta, avem o problem\u0103. \u0218i la final, ce ob\u021bii este o colaborare cu compania &#8211; nici m\u0103car nu e men\u021bionat dac\u0103 e o colaborare pl\u0103tit\u0103 sau \u00ee\u021bi trimit produse ca tu s\u0103 le recenzezi gratuit, lucru pe care eu \u00eel refuz f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi parcurs vreo academie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cel refuz pentru c\u0103 toate aplica\u021biile de social media trateaz\u0103 un review de produs ca pe publicitate, algoritmul \u00eel plaseaz\u0103 automat mai jos, \u00een ideea c\u0103 dac\u0103 tu e\u0219ti pl\u0103tit, vrea \u0219i Facebook \/ Instagram \/ TikTok  din banii \u0103ia, d\u0103 boost post sau vei avea 20 de likes. \u0218i dup\u0103 aia, tot brandul care te-a mocangit te va vorbi de r\u0103u c\u0103 n-ai livrat rezultate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Genul acesta de academie, exact ca academiile de masculinitate, e o exploatare a prostiei utilizatorului. \u0218i nu le po\u021bi interzice diver\u0219ilor escroci s\u0103 \u00eencerce s\u0103 divor\u021beze prostul de banii lui. \u00cen schimb, po\u021bi lucra s\u0103 treze\u0219ti la realitate omul simplu. Nu te \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 Cezar Iona\u0219cu s\u0103 fii b\u0103rbat \u0219i nu te \u00eenva\u021b\u0103 Charlotte Tilbury s\u0103 fii influenceri\u021b\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei sex? Apeleaz\u0103 la profesioniste \u0219i te va costa mai pu\u021bin dec\u00e2t Academia de Gigei, cu bonus c\u0103 n-o s\u0103 plictise\u0219ti necunoscute cu mesaje private iritante. M\u0103 pomenesc \u00eentr-o sear\u0103, pe la 11, c\u0103 messengerul meu de pe telefon f\u0103cea bing-bing-bing-bing. M\u0103 uit. Un agarici \u00eencerca metoda Iona\u0219cu cu mine. Puteam s\u0103-l ignor pur \u0219i simplu, dar n-ar fi \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat nimic din asta. Am ales \u00eempul\u0103iala: gigelu\u0219, func\u021bioneaz\u0103 cu cineva rahaturile astea \u00eenfrico\u0219\u0103tor de oligofrene? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adic\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Adic\u0103 ce scrii tu acolo e de o prostie dureroas\u0103. \u0218i mai \u0219i consumi timp mult cu ele. Ai trei propozi\u021bii s\u0103 sintetizezi scopul deranjului sau block. \u0218i ca idee, dac\u0103 nu cuno\u0219ti omul, ora 11 NU e o or\u0103 la care s\u0103-l deranjezi. M-am f\u0103cut \u00een\u021beleas\u0103, pu\u021bic\u0103 inutil\u0103 \u0219i penibil\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aparent da, c\u0103 a t\u0103cut. Dac\u0103 \u00een ziua urm\u0103toare, s-a retras de la Academia Cezar Iona\u0219cu, m\u0103 felicit \u0219i \u00eemi cump\u0103r \u0219i o ciocolat\u0103 c\u0103 am rec\u0103s\u0103torit prostul cu banii lui. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Legat de cum ajungi influencer, treaba asta nu depinde prea tare de aspectul tehnic. Am clipuri f\u0103cute pe strad\u0103 cu mobilul, zero editare, care au 250.000 de views, \u0219i clipuri luminate \u0219i editate cum trebuie care au 1000 de views, am texte super muncite care au 50 de likes \u0219i glumi\u021be \u00eencropite \u00een Canva care \u00eenc\u0103 circul\u0103 la trei ani dup\u0103 ce le-am creat. At\u00e2t Meta, c\u00e2t \u0219i TikTok, c\u00e2t \u0219i YouTube au buluc de tutoriale: cum faci o postare bun\u0103, cum faci un reel, cum editezi. Toate au instrumente built-in. Tot ce \u00ee\u021bi lipse\u0219te e voin\u021ba \u0219i \u00eencrederea c\u0103 po\u021bi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>L\u0103sa\u021bi academiile de t\u0103iat frunz\u0103 la c\u00e2ini, mai ales \u00een domenii \u00een care singurul lucru care te face mai bun e trial and error. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201dDar nu \u0219tiu \u00een c\u00e2t timp f#t \u0219i eu ceva \/ ajung \u00een trending doar pe baza a ce pot eu singur.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar nici Cezar Iona\u0219cu \/ Charlotte Tilbury nu \u00ee\u021bi pot promite nimic de genul, dac\u0103 au urm\u0103 de integritate \u00een ei. Pentru c\u0103 via\u021ba nu e chimie: combini un acid cu o baz\u0103 \u0219i ob\u021bii o sare. Via\u021ba e neprev\u0103zut, e accident, e adaptare, e flexibilitate. Poate cea mai bun\u0103 academie pentru domenii \u00een care ziua de m\u00e2ine e 100% imprevizibil\u0103 ar fi un curs de surfing. \u00cenva\u021b\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi men\u021bii echilibrul pe creasta valurilor \u0219i vei fi bine, indiferent dac\u0103 e\u0219ti \u00een v\u00e2rf sau la baz\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Data viitoare c\u00e2nd \u00ee\u021bi apare reclam\u0103 la alt\u0103 academie de aburit abureli, dai frumos x \u00een col\u021b. De banii \u0103ia, ie\u0219i \u00eentr-un bar. Sigur apare la orizont o fat\u0103 frumoas\u0103 \/ un subiect cu poten\u021bial viral \/ ambele. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta e singura academie de influenceri de care ai nevoie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u015etim, \u015ftim, oamenii sunt complec\u015fi \u015fi multifa\u0163eta\u0163i, dar dac\u0103 \u00eei reducem la cea mai basic dorin\u0163\u0103 a lor, b\u0103rba\u0163ii vor mult sex, iar femeile&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":29449,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/pexels-photo-12124499.jpeg?fit=1040%2C1300&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29448"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29451,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29448\/revisions\/29451"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}