{"id":29462,"date":"2026-05-18T10:14:20","date_gmt":"2026-05-18T07:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29462"},"modified":"2026-05-18T10:14:24","modified_gmt":"2026-05-18T07:14:24","slug":"consultarea-aur-de-la-cotroceni","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/consultarea-aur-de-la-cotroceni\/","title":{"rendered":"Consultarea AUR de la Cotroceni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Pentru mine, \u015ftirea vesel\u0103 a zilei e c\u0103 AUR se duce la consult\u0103ri la Cotroceni. Punct. Nici nu e cazul s\u0103 dau click pe link, imagina\u0163ia mea face toat\u0103 munca. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u015for Dan: Bun\u0103 ziua, bine a\u0163i ve… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: Autistule retardatule mucea!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u015for: Hihihi, \u0103, ok. Bine a\u0163i ve… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: Nu m-ai auzit? Autistule retardatule mucea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dungaciu: Hai s\u0103 fim civilizat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u0103nas\u0103: Civilizat s\u0103 fim tu \u015fi cu mama ta, c\u0103 de-asta te-am luat, s\u0103 fim \u015fi unul civilizat, s\u0103-l scoatem la geam c\u00e2nd vine pensia. Ia zi, Mucu\u015for, c\u00e2nd d\u0103m afar\u0103 pakistanezii din \u0163ar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u015for: Nu acesta este subi… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: Subiectul este c\u0103 e\u015fti retardat \u015fi autist, bipolar, depresiv, schizofrenic \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 c\u00e2teva boli pe care le-am uitat c\u0103 m-am \u00eempiedicat de trepte \u015fi mi s-a degajat memoria. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u015for: Hihihi, nu. Nu acesta este subiectul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eo\u015foac\u0103: Dar fute-i, m\u0103, una, c\u00e2t \u00eel la\u015fi s\u0103 te jigneasc\u0103 a\u015fa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: Tu ce cau\u0163i aici, batoz\u0103 dezl\u0103n\u0163uit\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eo\u015foac\u0103: Observator politic impar\u0163ial. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u015for: Domnule Simion, doamna are dreptate, s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m glumele… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: Glume? Glum\u0103 e\u015fti tu cu familia ta, Mucu\u015for. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Toat\u0103 delega\u0163ia AUR \u00een cor: Mucu\u015for. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dungaciu (off): \u00cen ce plm m-am b\u0103gat, Isuse. (Cu voce ezitant\u0103): Domnul Mucu\u015for. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u015for: A\u015fa mai merge. A\u015fadar, care e solu\u0163ia dumneavoastr\u0103 pentru criza politic\u0103? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: Cum care? Pre\u015fedintele ales C\u0103lin Georgescu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dungaciu: Revenirea \u00eentru trezirea con\u015ftiin\u0163ei. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u0103nas\u0103: Afar\u0103 cu ungurii din \u0163ar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: P\u0103i nu ne-a ajutat Orban? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u0103nas\u0103: Au votat cu europeanul, am revenit la muile dinainte. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: Ah, ok. Afar\u0103 cu ungurii din \u0163ar\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

T\u0103nas\u0103: \u015ei pakistanezii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: \u015ei pakistanezii. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eo\u015foac\u0103: Vezi s\u0103 nu te confunde cineva cu un pakistanez, arianule. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simion: Taci, f\u0103, scroafo, c\u0103 te agresez sexual. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u015eo\u015foac\u0103: Nu ai cum, c\u0103 n-am dild\u0103ul la mine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nicu\u015for: Hihihi, s\u0103 revenim. Care spunea\u0163i c\u0103 e solu\u0163ia… <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Delega\u0163ia AUR \u00een cor: Turul doi \u00e2napoi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

***<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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