{"id":29475,"date":"2026-05-21T13:16:45","date_gmt":"2026-05-21T10:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29475"},"modified":"2026-05-21T13:29:00","modified_gmt":"2026-05-21T10:29:00","slug":"cum-piedone-avea-primaria-plina-de-infractiuni-tssss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/cum-piedone-avea-primaria-plina-de-infractiuni-tssss\/","title":{"rendered":"Cum, Piedone avea prim\u0103ria plin\u0103 de infrac\u0163iuni? Tssss…"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

O vreme, c\u00e2t timp Piedone tat\u0103l era \u015fef la ANPC, lumea era entuziasmat\u0103 de bombardamentul de \u015ftiri legate de nereguli. Zilnic, un magazin sau mai multe pierdeau licen\u0163a. Unele pe merit, pentru c\u0103 aveau produse expirate sau proceduri \u00eenc\u0103lcate. Altele pe fi\u0163e: erau amprente pe u\u015fa de la intrare, dup\u0103 o zi normal\u0103 de lucru. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unii oameni erau entuzia\u015fti: uite, nene, cum zb\u00e2rn\u00e2ie ANPC. A\u015fa se face treab\u0103. Al\u0163ii, cum sunt eu, erau circumspec\u0163i. Un pic prea mult\u0103 sete de s\u00e2nge e \u00eentotdeauna bizar\u0103 pentru mine. \u00cemi amintesc campania electoral\u0103 a Monic\u0103i Macovei. B\u0103g\u0103m to\u0163i penalii \u00een \u00eenchisori. OK, frumos din partea noastr\u0103, ce altceva facem, noi \u0103\u015ftia liberi? P\u0103i n-am zis? B\u0103g\u0103m to\u0163i penalii \u00een \u00eenchisori. Da, bine, am prins-o pe asta, hai s\u0103 zicem c\u0103 am b\u0103gat deja to\u0163i penalii \u00een \u00eenchisori. Noi, restul, ce alte planuri avem? Ufff, dar toant\u0103 e\u015fti. B\u0103g\u0103m. Penalii. \u00cen. \u00cenchisori.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu po\u0163i tr\u0103i \u00eentr-o \u0163ar\u0103 cu to\u0163i locuitorii la \u00eenchisoare, a\u015fa cum nu po\u0163i tr\u0103i \u00eentr-o \u0163ar\u0103 cu toate magazinele \u00eenchise. OK, guru Dilimache poate, c\u0103 el tr\u0103ie\u015fte cu aer de munte \u015fi fructe de p\u0103dure, dar eu de c\u00e2te ori m-am mutat, prima mea \u00eentrebare adresat\u0103 agentului imobiliar a fost mereu: Ce magazine sunt \u00een zon\u0103? Abia a doua era legat\u0103 de transport.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Piedone tat\u0103l \u00eemi inspira un cringe sinistru \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 modul \u00een care teroriza magazinele pentru o urm\u0103 de talp\u0103 pe covora\u015ful de la intrare. Pl\u0103cerea lui de a se filma prin pie\u0163e \u015fi institu\u0163ii, url\u00e2nd ca un descreierat la oameni care nu puteau s\u0103-i dea replica pentru c\u0103 aveau copii \u00eenfometa\u0163i acas\u0103 \u015fi rate la banc\u0103 mi se p\u0103rea grotesc\u0103 \u015fi strig\u0103toare la cer. Evident c\u0103 mare parte din ce urla era bullshit improvizat pe loc, u\u015for de comb\u0103tut cu o verificare simpl\u0103, \u015fi evident c\u0103 nu ceruse acordul subalternilor s\u0103 fie \u00een acele clipuri, \u015fi nici fi\u015fa postului lor nu prevedea figura\u0163ie special\u0103 \u015fi umilire public\u0103 \u00een contentul social media al \u015fefului. Eu, s\u0103 fiu oricare dintre ei, a\u015f fi consultat un avocat, pentru c\u0103 garantat exist\u0103 legi \u00een codul muncii care s\u0103 te protejeze de genul \u0103sta de expunere neconsensual\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mi-aduc aminte un clip la Casa de Copii, unde urla din to\u0163i r\u0103runchii la o adolescent\u0103 gravid\u0103, de parc\u0103 nu institu\u0163ia ar fi trebuit s\u0103 o tuteleze s\u0103 nu r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 gravid\u0103. Iar c\u00e2nd l-au acuzat de trafic de influen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi l-au demis, mi-a fost clar c\u0103, \u00een turneele lui de urlat public, a folosit tonul nepotrivit cu mama, fiica sau prietenul cuiva care s-a s\u0103turat de crizele lui de narcisism \u015fi a avut instrumentele necesare s\u0103 \u00eei pun\u0103 cap\u0103t. Mul\u0163umesc. Un internet f\u0103r\u0103 un b\u0103rb\u0103tu\u015f \u00eencordac care se folose\u015fte de o func\u0163ie s\u0103 rag\u0103 la al\u0163ii e un loc mai bun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Acum, c\u0103 ANAF a f\u0103cut control la prim\u0103ria sectorului 5, unde fusese el despot atotputernic \u015fi \u00eel urmase fiul – chit c\u0103 aparent fiul nu \u00eei \u00eemparte pl\u0103cerea de a urla public la subalterni – \u015fi a descoperit buluc de contracte umflate artificial, cur\u0103\u0163enie suprataxat\u0103 pe arii supradimensionate \u015fi salarii mult peste limita admis\u0103 de lege, admit, am a\u015fa un puseu de satisfac\u0163ie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ca \u00eentotdeauna, ho\u021bul e cel care url\u0103 \u201dho\u021bul\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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