{"id":29586,"date":"2026-06-24T14:18:31","date_gmt":"2026-06-24T11:18:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29586"},"modified":"2026-06-24T14:18:34","modified_gmt":"2026-06-24T11:18:34","slug":"ultimul-viking-cine-plange-la-urma-plange-mai-bine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ultimul-viking-cine-plange-la-urma-plange-mai-bine\/","title":{"rendered":"Ultimul Viking: Cine pl\u00e2nge la urm\u0103 pl\u00e2nge mai bine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

E un paradox: ador spiritul nordic. Literatura excelent\u0103. Filmele magnifice. Umorul negru \u0219i ustur\u0103tor. Spiritul liber, f\u0103r\u0103 adun\u0103tura de boi clocotind a ur\u0103 care s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi rag\u0103 prostia la orice cotitur\u0103. Muzica minunat\u0103. Petrecerile de nota zece. \u015ei toate astea, \u00een limbile acelea \u00eengrozitor de ur\u00e2te, de parc\u0103 rostogole\u015fti pietroaie la deal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eTu vorbe\u0219ti, Lorena? Tu care e\u0219ti pe jum\u0103tate unguroaic\u0103?\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Da, ok. Faptul c\u0103 eu vorbesc nativ o limb\u0103 ur\u00e2t\u0103 de parc\u0103 rostogole\u0219ti pietroaie la deal nu face alte limbi ur\u00e2te mai pl\u0103cute auzului. \u0218i oricum, asta e doar o mic\u0103 glumi\u021b\u0103, cu care v\u0103 introduc un review de film danez: Ultimul viking, \u00een regia lui Anders Thomas Jensen, cu Nikolaj Lie Kaas \u0219i Mads Mikkelsen \u00een rolurile principale. Dac\u0103 \u00eencepeam cu asta, scrollai indiferent mai departe. Dac\u0103 am zis de limbi ur\u00e2te, o s\u0103 te opre\u0219ti pentru un comment: \u201dUr\u00e2t\u0103 e\u0219ti tu cu m\u0103-ta\u201d. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ok, dar asta nu face alte limbi ur\u00e2te mai pl\u0103cute auzului. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Filmul \u00eencepe cu o anima\u021bie de un umor negru delicios, care parodiaz\u0103 dou\u0103 lucruri esen\u021biale ale culturilor nordice: vikingii \u0219i egalitatea cu orice pre\u021b. Un rege viking a creat societatea egal\u0103 prin excelen\u021b\u0103, \u0219i totul a fost frumos p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd un r\u0103zboinic viteaz \u0219i-a pierdut un bra\u021b la r\u0103zboi. Atunci, regele a hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103 taie un bra\u021b tuturor, s\u0103 fie toat\u0103 lumea egal\u0103, \u0219i s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 fericit\u0103 mai departe. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aici am r\u00e2s, dar totodat\u0103 m-a umplut invidia neagr\u0103. Ia s\u0103 fi \u00eencercat s\u0103 bagi o glumi\u021b\u0103 cu daci t\u00e2mpi\u021bi \u00eentr-un film rom\u00e2nesc. Ar fi schel\u0103l\u0103it la unison Simion, \u0218o\u0219oac\u0103, Robert Turcescu, Makaveli, guru Dilimache, vreo treizeci de grupuri de ciumpalaci fani Antonescu \u0219i Anomalia ar fi suspinat melodramatic: De ce fugem de trecutul glorios? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nu te sp\u0103la nici Dun\u0103rea de l\u0103turile lor. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 mut \u00een Danemarca. M\u00c2INE. Dar au limba aia \u00eengrozitor de ur\u00e2t\u0103. Etc. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

C\u00e2nd descoperi personajele filmului, te \u00eentrebi ce leg\u0103tur\u0103 au vikingii din anima\u021bie cu ele. Stai lini\u0219tit, e\u0219ti \u00eentr-un film nordic, leg\u0103tura exist\u0103 \u0219i o s\u0103 \u021bi se releveze. Construc\u021bia e \u00eentotdeauna impecabil\u0103. Dar lim… \u201eMai taci, f\u0103, zi de film!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Trei fra\u021bi p\u0103ta\u021bi tr\u0103iesc \u00eentr-un mic apartament: Anker (Nikolaj), Manfred (Mads) \u0219i Freja (Bodil Jorgensen). Anker tocmai a dat o spargere \u00eentr-o banc\u0103 \u0219i e fug\u0103rit de poter\u0103. \u00cenainte s\u0103 fie prins, d\u0103 o fug\u0103 pe acas\u0103. Niciunul dintre fra\u021bii s\u0103i nu par cu toate \u021biglele pe cas\u0103. Povestea nu ne arat\u0103 din prima ce e cu ei, c\u0103 nu e expozi\u021bie din aia previzibil\u0103 de neam prost, \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 doar un vibe de incertitudine. Anker \u00eei d\u0103 lui Manfred o cheie s-o \u00eenghit\u0103, apoi \u00eel pune s-o \u00eengroape la un loc secret dup\u0103 ce.. uhm, reapare pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, s\u0103 zicem. \u0218i se las\u0103 prins de poter\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cincisprezece ani de \u00eenchisoare mai t\u00e2rziu, Anker e eliberat pentru purtare exemplar\u0103 \u0219i se duce acas\u0103. Acas\u0103, desigur, e haos. Freja plute\u0219te \u00eentr-o lume a ei, izolat\u0103, iar Manfred \u0219i-a ales numele John, se arunc\u0103 \u00een cap dac\u0103 \u00eei spui Manfred \u0219i fur\u0103 c\u00e2inii oamenilor. Chit c\u0103 \u021bi-e clar c\u0103 situa\u021bia e dramatic\u0103, gagurile comice perfect executate te fac s\u0103 nechezi de r\u00e2s. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eu l-am tot v\u0103zut pe Mads Mikkelsen \u00een roluri de criminal, agresor, tic\u0103los f\u0103r\u0103 scrupule \u0219i hanniballecter, nu m\u0103 a\u0219teptam ca vulnerabilitatea extrem\u0103 a unui personaj de o delicate\u021be absolut\u0103 s\u0103 i se potriveasc\u0103 m\u0103nu\u0219\u0103. Dar iat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Colac peste pup\u0103z\u0103, fostul tovar\u0103\u0219 de spargeri al lui Anker a reap\u0103rut \u0219i vrea to\u021bi banii. Care bani? P\u0103i cheia de la Manfred era de la un seif unde Anker ascunsese partea lui de multe milioane de euro din jaf. \u0218i cum tovar\u0103\u0219ul e un ditamai animalul, folose\u0219te argumentul for\u021bei s\u0103 ia tot ce vrea, \u0219i un pumn \u00een dantur\u0103 e singurul lui mod de a rezolva divergen\u021be de opinie. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E o problem\u0103. Odat\u0103 c\u0103 Manfred – John are anxietate de separare \u0219i nu vrea s\u0103-i spun\u0103 fratelui unde sunt banii, de team\u0103 c\u0103 acesta fuge din nou \u00een lume. Apoi, Manfred se arunc\u0103 realmente \u00een cap de c\u00e2te ori i se spune Manfred \u0219i a\u0219a ajunge internat la psihiatrie, unde se descoper\u0103 c\u0103 omul nostru nu e un John oarecare, ci se crede \u00eensu\u0219i John Lennon. \u0218i cum Mads e un actor incredibil de talentat, fur\u0103 discret din manierismele lui John Lennon. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tot la psihiatrie, Anker \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te un doctor vag \u021b\u0103c\u0103nit, care vine cu o idee genial\u0103: hai s\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219\u0103m realitatea alternativ\u0103 a lui John \u0219i s\u0103 g\u0103sim al\u021bi pacien\u021bi cu care s\u0103 reunim toat\u0103 trupa! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ce poate merge r\u0103u? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Jensen are un talent aparte de a aduce pe ecran misfits sclipitori. \u201eTo\u021bi ace\u0219ti influenceri care vorbesc doar romglez\u0103, v\u0103 pute limba b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103.\u201d Da, ok, inadapta\u021bi sclipitori, dacule. Personajele lui sunt at\u00e2t de interesante \u00een nonconformismul lor, at\u00e2t de vii \u00een umorul lor aparent involuntar, at\u00e2t de nea\u0219teptate \u00een reac\u021biile lor \u0219i pe alocuri, at\u00e2t de autentic idioate, \u00eenc\u00e2t umorul \u021b\u00e2\u0219ne\u0219te din fiecare cotitur\u0103 \u0219i la un moment dat te \u00eentrebi care e nebunul \u0219i care e s\u0103n\u0103tosul. Apoi, te \u00eentrebi dac\u0103 exist\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tate altundeva dec\u00e2t \u00een manualul de medicin\u0103. Apoi filmul ia o cotitur\u0103 emo\u021bional\u0103 nea\u0219teptat\u0103 \u0219i te treze\u0219ti pl\u00e2ng\u00e2nd cu muci \u0219i \u00eel suni pe frati-tu s\u0103-i spui c\u0103-l iube\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Rela\u021bia dintre fra\u021bi, construit\u0103 cu umor, vulnerabilitate, periodic\u0103 enervare \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 ni\u0219te umor de un regizor expert \u00een pove\u0219ti dilii despre oameni dilii e ceea ce m-a topit \u0219i m-a remodelat \u00een bibelou c\u0103\u021bel. Minunat film. P\u0103cat de limba aia \u00eengrozitor de ur… \u201eDa, mai taci, f\u0103, am prins-o pe asta!\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n

De vineri \u00een cinematografe din toat\u0103 \u021bara. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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