{"id":29645,"date":"2026-07-15T09:05:59","date_gmt":"2026-07-15T06:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29645"},"modified":"2026-07-15T09:06:55","modified_gmt":"2026-07-15T06:06:55","slug":"auditie-de-sugeranist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/auditie-de-sugeranist\/","title":{"rendered":"Audi\u021bie de sugeranist"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Pentru c\u0103 e din nou haos la putere, guru Dilimache a ie\u0219it din cript\u0103 \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 predice din nou trezirea \u00een con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103. Prin urmare, sec\u021biunile de comentarii s-au umplut din nou de puroi internautic. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

E aproape amuzant cum reu\u0219e\u0219te mo\u0219uliciul \u0103sta s\u0103 adune doar cele mai abjecte, vomitive \u0219i vulgare specimene. Nu ai \u00eent\u00e2lni UN sugeranist educat, care s\u0103 intre \u00een polemic\u0103 calm \u0219i argumentat, \u0219i s\u0103-\u021bi explice pe subpuncte de ce mo\u0219 T\u0103g\u00e2r\u021b\u0103 e obiectiv solu\u021bia. Unul, a\u0219a, de fun. To\u021bi sunt a\u0219a:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u0218i da, unii sunt bo\u021bi vizibili din avion, dar al\u021bii sunt persoane reale, care copiaz\u0103 comportamentul bo\u021bilor f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de jen\u0103. Motiv pentru care, v\u0103 propun azi un sketch. Audi\u021bie de sugeranist. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: Urm\u0103torul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Candidat 1: Bun\u0103 ziua. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: Cum adic\u0103 \u201dbun\u0103 ziua\u201d, unde te crezi? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Candidat 1: La audi\u021bie de sugerani\u0219ti. nu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: \u0218i tu crezi c\u0103 noi c\u0103ut\u0103m oameni care \u0219tiu s\u0103 dea bun\u0103 ziua, prostule? Urm\u0103torul! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Candidat 1: Dar sta\u021bi…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: \u00cen cuvintele ilustrei filosoafe Anca Alexandrescu, \u201emar\u0219, m\u0103, sorosistule\u201d! Urm\u0103torul! <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Candidat 2: E o pl\u0103cere s\u0103 particip la acest interviu. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: Unde te crezi, m\u0103, \u00een corpora\u021bie? Snowflake ce e\u0219ti. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Candidat 2: Ave\u021bi o atitudine antagonizant\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: Ce, m\u0103\u0103??? Afar\u0103. Afar\u0103 acum. Urm\u0103torul. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Candidat 3: S\u0103-mi bag pxla, mai a\u0219tept mult aicea? Ce face\u021bi, v\u0103 num\u0103ra\u021bi flocii? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it. Cine e\u0219ti tu, voinicule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Candidat 3: Anton care-\u021bi toarn\u0103-n cxr beton. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: Aia e, bravo. Istoric profesional? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Candidat 3: Am un istoric de fxtut pe m\u0103-ta. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Recrutor: Perfeect. Pe tine te facem direct coordonator, c\u0103 unii din \u0103\u0219tia mici nu \u0219tiu deloc s\u0103 pun\u0103 problema. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe Facebook<\/strong><\/a> \u015fi Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe YouTube<\/a><\/strong> \u015fi pe TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Pentru c\u0103 e din nou haos la putere, guru Dilimache a ie\u0219it din cript\u0103 \u0219i a \u00eenceput s\u0103 predice din nou trezirea \u00een con\u0219tiin\u021b\u0103....<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":29647,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/guru-.jpeg?fit=610%2C425&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29645"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29650,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29645\/revisions\/29650"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29647"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}