{"id":29686,"date":"2026-08-04T12:37:55","date_gmt":"2026-08-04T09:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/?p=29686"},"modified":"2026-08-04T13:35:38","modified_gmt":"2026-08-04T10:35:38","slug":"ipocrizia-la-romani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/ipocrizia-la-romani\/","title":{"rendered":"Ipocrizia la rom\u00e2ni"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u0218tiu c\u0103 nu v\u0103 spun nout\u0103\u021bi: a sc\u0103zut apa Dun\u0103rii \u0219i noi to\u021bi suntem ruga\u021bi s\u0103 mai stingem din lumini, m\u0103car la orele de v\u00e2rf. Aten\u021bie: nu stinge nimeni curentul pentru noi, nu avem ra\u021bie, nu avem limit\u0103ri oficiale, nu avem nicio form\u0103 de constr\u00e2ngere. Avem c\u00e2teva comunicate de pres\u0103 pe un ton mai mult dec\u00e2t gentil, \u00een care ni se explic\u0103 situa\u021bia \u0219i ni  se solicit\u0103 politicos cooperarea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eu am exerci\u021biu de la bunica. Nimeni nu stingea lumini dup\u0103 nepo\u021bi ca ea. Dac\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eentrez\u0103reai ceva prin camer\u0103, nu aveai motiv s\u0103 aprinzi un bec, \u0219i cum nu po\u021bi fi concomitent \u00een dou\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103peri, nu ai nevoie de dou\u0103 becuri aprinse. Dac\u0103 te ui\u021bi la televizor, nu lucrezi la computer &#8211; alege pe care-l stingi. Bunic\u0103-mea era m\u00e2ndr\u0103 de facturile ei record &#8211; cele mai mici din bloc sau pe acolo. Cred c\u0103 era \u00een concuren\u021b\u0103 cu vreo alte vrei vecine la fel de gospodine. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C\u00e2t timp curentul a fost ieftin, admit: m\u0103 sc\u0103ldam \u00een baie de lumin\u0103 sear\u0103 de sear\u0103. Dup\u0103 ce s-a liberalizat pre\u021bul, mi-am amintit de lec\u021biile pre\u021bioase ale bunicii, nu chiar la nivelul ei, pentru c\u0103 nu voi t\u00e2nji niciodat\u0103 la rangul de Gospodina Blocului. Sunt un  om realist. Ca  astmatic\u0103 \u00eenzestrat\u0103 cu o pisic\u0103, dau cu aspiratorul zi de zi pentru a nu muri \u00een somn  prin sufocare. Ca om care lucreaz\u0103 pe net, am routerul pornit 10 ore pe zi. Aia e, m\u0103car sunt cheltuieli necesare. Nu a\u0219 b\u0103ga zece ma\u0219ini la sp\u0103lat, sau centrala \u0219i aerul condi\u021bionat simultan ca Crina Dobre, pentru c\u0103 am ce face cu banii \u0219i nu pl\u0103tesc facturi astronomice doar pentru a fi proast\u0103 degeaba. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi se pare u\u0219or s\u0103 economisesc curent c\u00e2nd nu mi se impune \u0219i sunt l\u0103sat\u0103 s\u0103 aleg eu cum o fac.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De aceea m\u0103 scot din s\u0103rite otrepele sugeraniste care au \u00eenceput s\u0103 or\u0103c\u0103ie c\u0103 ni se taie curentul ca pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu. Nu, bitch, nu \u021bi se taie ca atunci. Atunci erai literally cu curentul oprit, nu \u021bi se strica m\u00e2ncarea \u00een frigider c\u0103 nu avea ce, \u0219i nu existau angaja\u021bi remote care s\u0103 stea offline \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenjure sistemul, pentru c\u0103 voi to\u021bi era\u021bi \u00een fabric\u0103, c\u00e2te ore pe zi avea chef partidul s\u0103 v\u0103 \u021bin\u0103. Nu existau nici central\u0103, nici aer condi\u021bionat, deci ce vreme era afar\u0103, pe aia o suportai, sau \u00ee\u021bi f\u0103ceai evantai dintr-o coal\u0103  de bloc de desen. \u00ce\u021bi f\u0103ceai temele la lampa cu gaz, \u0219i erai fericit\u0103 c\u0103 o aveai \u0219i pe aia, c\u0103 \u0219tiai vreo doi din bloc care \u0219i le f\u0103ceau la lum\u00e2nare. \u00cenc\u0103 p\u0103strez lanterna de metal gri a lui bunic\u0103-miu, care o folosea c\u00e2nd  \u00eel prindeau \u00eentreruperile de lumin\u0103 pe scara blocului. Era genul de scar\u0103 de bloc f\u0103r\u0103 geamuri, cu o bezn\u0103 de-\u021bi b\u0103gai degetele \u00een ochi. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nu b\u0103gai ma\u0219ini la sp\u0103lat, c\u0103 numai ba\u0219tanii aveau ma\u0219ini de sp\u0103lat: sp\u0103lai \u00een lighean, ca restul p\u0103lma\u0219elor de la tine din bloc. M\u0103car sp\u0103latul la lighean era independent de prize. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Toate p!zdele astea  care rag  ipocrit c\u0103  suntem ca pe vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu ar fi c\u0103lare cu telefoanele indignate pe PPC, pe Electrica \u0219i pe restul furnizorilor, umflate de indignare ca ni\u0219te curci fl\u0103m\u00e2nde, la fix 30 de secunde dup\u0103 o \u00eentrerupere. \u201d\u00cemi pl\u0103ti\u021bi dvs. frigiderul smart, centrala smart, \u0219i restul chestiilor smart din cas\u0103, de am r\u0103mas eu singurul prost din incint\u0103? Cum, nu? Porni\u021bi curentul, lua-v-ar dracu de ho\u021bi.\u201d <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">E ceva at\u00e2t de amuzant \u00een compara\u021biile astea cu vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu, la c\u00e2teva luni dup\u0103 campania aia de gaslighting na\u021bional sugeranist, \u00een care te min\u021beau c\u0103 vremea lui Ceau\u0219escu era superb\u0103 \u0219i nu murea nimeni de foame. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">S\u0103 fii rugat frumos s\u0103 stingi din becuri nu are nicio leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu vremea  lui Ceau\u0219escu. Pe vremea lui, nu aveai ce s\u0103 stingi sau s\u0103 aprinzi, c\u0103 \u0219tiai c\u0103 \u00een seara asta nu o s\u0103 mai ai curent. \u0218i nici pandalii telefonice nu f\u0103ceai cu regia autonom\u0103 care \u00ee\u021bi livra bruma aia de curent c\u00e2teva ore pe s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, c\u0103 ar fi r\u00e2s \u0103ia de tine \u0219i cu c**rul. Apoi te-ar fi decuplat de tot, s\u0103 \u00eenve\u021bi s\u0103 respec\u021bi socialismul triumfal. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dar unii merit\u0103 trata\u021bi numai a\u0219a. Au zero respect pentru polite\u021be \u0219i liber arbitru.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi place ceea ce cite\u0219ti, inspir\u0103-m\u0103 cu o cafea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.paypal.com\/paypalme\/Trollywood\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"82\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=700&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-25884\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?w=250&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/paypal-.jpg?resize=150%2C49&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vrei s\u0103 m\u0103 urm\u0103re\u015fti \u00een social media? \u00cemi po\u0163i da follow pe&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lorenaalmighty\/\"><strong>Facebook<\/strong><\/a>&nbsp;\u015fi&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/lorena.lup\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/strong>, subscribe pe&nbsp;<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCCHBtHi6S2GlUFqETH70cjQ\">YouTube<\/a><\/strong>&nbsp;\u015fi pe<strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tiktok.com\/@lorena.lupu\">&nbsp;TikTok<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0218tiu c\u0103 nu v\u0103 spun nout\u0103\u021bi: a sc\u0103zut apa Dun\u0103rii \u0219i noi to\u021bi suntem ruga\u021bi s\u0103 mai stingem din lumini, m\u0103car la orele de&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":29687,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29686","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/pexels-photo-18241245.jpeg?fit=1880%2C1253&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29686","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29686"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29686\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29689,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29686\/revisions\/29689"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/29687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29686"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29686"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29686"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}