{"id":2976,"date":"2010-12-02T14:45:33","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T11:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2976"},"modified":"2010-12-02T14:45:33","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T11:45:33","slug":"sa-traiasca-dumnezo-si-nicolas-cage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/sa-traiasca-dumnezo-si-nicolas-cage\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103 Dumnezo \u0219i Nicolas Cage!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Salut, sunt Ostap Bender \u0219i sunt rom\u00e2n.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 modelul sasului din Jidvei care i-a raspuns popei din sat la \u201eHristos a inviat!\u201d cu epicul \u201eSa traiasca Dumnezo!\u201d, fac \u0219i io o urare din partea tuturor rom\u00e2nilor:<\/p>\n<p>\u201dNicolas Cage, s\u0103 ne tr\u0103ie\u0219ti!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103 nu veneai tu, drag\u0103 Nicolas, s\u0103 filmezi inc\u0103 un film de c\u0103cat, cu care ne-ai obi\u0219nuit \u00een ultimii ani, tocmai la Sibiu, nu \u0219tiu ce ne-am fi f\u0103cut. A fost momentul oportun sa apari tu, cu dintii tai albi ca neaua si sa ne zambesti tinerilor cu v\u00e2rste \u00eentre 14 \u0219i 70 de ani, \u00een timp ce ne dadeai autografe, iar noi s\u0103 scand\u0103m cu entuziasm: \u201eNicolas, Nicolas!\u201d.Cum mi s-a str\u00e2ns mie inima de emo\u021bie c\u00e2nd am vazut la \u0219tiri imagini in premiera cu rulota in care te aflai tu. Bine, erau vreo douazeci de rulote  in imagine dar tu erai sigur \u00eentr-una dintre ele.<\/p>\n<p>Cum ne amintesti tu, Nicolase, de vremurile c\u00e2nd veneau la noi turcii, ru\u0219ii, t\u0103tarii \u0219i Steven Segal iar noi \u00eei a\u0219teptam cum \u0219tiam noi mai bine, adic\u0103 \u00eentor\u0219i cu spatele spre ei, cu capul \u00eenfipt \u00een c\u0103pi\u021ba de f\u00e2n si cu pantalonii in vine.<\/p>\n<p>Cu c\u00e2t drag te vener\u0103m noi pe tine, domnule Cage \u0219i \u00ee\u021bi scand\u0103m numele de parc\u0103 tu ai fi ultima noastr\u0103 \u0219ansa pentru o via\u021b\u0103 mai bun\u0103. Io-s sigur c\u0103 tu nu i-ai fi \u00eentors spatele ca unui c\u0103cat pre\u0219edintelui nostru, cum au facut ceilati oameni cu din\u021bi albi care nu \u0219tiu sa pre\u021buiasca patriotismul nostru \u0219i originea latin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i s\u0103 nu iei \u00een serios r\u0103ut\u0103\u021bile care se spun despre tine, scumpe Nicolas, cum c\u0103, dac\u0103 pe unchiul t\u0103u nu l-ar fi chemat Francis Ford Coppola, tu nu ai fi jucat nici la Teatrul Bulandra. Mie, unul, \u00eemi place cum afi\u0219ezi tu fa\u021ba aia de parca te-ai g\u00e2ndi intens la ceva important. \u00ces convins c\u0103 e\u0219ti mult peste Teatrul Bulandra.<\/p>\n<p>Cum am auzit ni\u0219te zvonuri c\u0103 ai fi cump\u0103rat un teren extravilan in zona Clujului, nu pot s\u0103 nu m\u0103 gandesc la tine dec\u00e2 ca la un rom\u00e2n, Nicolas.<\/p>\n<p>\u201eLa multi ani, Nicolas Cage! La multi ani, Rom\u00e2nia!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Salut, sunt Ostap Bender \u0219i sunt rom\u00e2n. Dup\u0103 modelul sasului din Jidvei care i-a raspuns popei din sat la \u201eHristos a inviat!\u201d cu epicul&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}