{"id":2999,"date":"2010-12-07T00:43:39","date_gmt":"2010-12-06T21:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=2999"},"modified":"2010-12-07T00:43:39","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T21:43:39","slug":"e-oficial-ostap-bender-e-frumos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/e-oficial-ostap-bender-e-frumos\/","title":{"rendered":"E oficial: Ostap Bender e frumos!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cel cunoa\u015fte\u0163i, a\u0163i r\u00e2s cu el \/ de el pe aici, acum trebuie s\u0103 adaug un nou detaliu: Ostap Bender e un tip absolut remarcabil din punct de vedere al meclei. Totul a \u00eenceput a\u015fa:<\/p>\n<p>lorena lupu: tu nu ai cont pe nimic?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: vreau sa te vad<br \/>\nostap bender: ba da<br \/>\nostap bender: pe facebook si hi5<br \/>\nlorena lupu: da-mi hi5, ca pe facebook nu ai nimic<br \/>\nostap bender: pe face ma ai si pe hi cinci ii XXXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nostap bender: da n-are rost sa intri<br \/>\nostap bender: ca n-am poze<br \/>\nlorena lupu: dar unde ai poze?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: picasa? sau pi masa?<br \/>\nostap bender: n-am poze<br \/>\nostap bender: ca io nu-s telefotogenic<br \/>\nlorena lupu: hai, maaaaaaaaaaa<\/p>\n<p>A continuat a\u015fa:<\/p>\n<p>lorena lupu: XXXXX zicea de tine ca esti frumos<br \/>\nostap bender: pai sunt frumos<br \/>\nlorena lupu: si tu mi-ai aratat un singur profil<br \/>\nostap bender: da nu in poze<br \/>\nlorena lupu: hai ma, arata-te<br \/>\nlorena lupu: webcam ai?<br \/>\nostap bender: tu ai?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: io am poze pe facebook, deci nu conteaza<br \/>\nlorena lupu: ma poti vedea acolo din toate pozitiile<br \/>\nostap bender: da-mi webcam si iti dau si io<\/p>\n<p>A  urmat o diversiune:<\/p>\n<p>lorena lupu: tu m-ai vazut in 88 de poze sau asa ceva<br \/>\nlorena lupu: eu in una singura pe tine<br \/>\nlorena lupu: deci tu datorezi 87 de weburi<br \/>\nlorena lupu: inainte sa dau eu web<\/p>\n<p>You have declined the invitation to start Video Call.<\/p>\n<p>\u015ei \u00een cele din urm\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>You have accepted the invitation to start webcam.<\/p>\n<p>ostap bender: acum razi<br \/>\nlorena lupu: nu am de ce<br \/>\nlorena lupu: esti frumos<br \/>\nlorena lupu: sincer<br \/>\nlorena lupu: si fara ochelari?<br \/>\nostap bender: \ud83d\ude00<br \/>\nostap bender: adica sa-mi dau ochelarii jos?<br \/>\nostap bender: cyber sex?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: de ce, tu tii pula sub ochelari?<br \/>\nostap bender: nu mai vad bine<br \/>\nlorena lupu: ideea era alta<br \/>\nostap bender: ?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: da-i jos o secunda<br \/>\nlorena lupu: sa iti vad fatza mai bine<br \/>\nlorena lupu: da, ma, are dreptate XXXXXXXXX<br \/>\nlorena lupu: poti sa ii pui la loc<br \/>\nostap bender: noa, chit?<br \/>\nlorena lupu: da<br \/>\nlorena lupu: esti frumos<br \/>\nlorena lupu: pot sa scriu postare intitulata &#8220;ostap bender e frumos&#8221;?<br \/>\nostap bender: nu, ca intra marghi si ma face de cacat<br \/>\nlorena lupu: iar eu o fut in gura autentic romanesc<br \/>\nlorena lupu: si ii zic sa-si puna si ea ochelari<br \/>\nlorena lupu: deci?<br \/>\nostap bender: cum vrei tu<br \/>\nostap bender: da n-o face pt mine<br \/>\nostap bender: ca nu duc lipsa de pizda<\/p>\n<p>Concluzia: OSTAP BENDER E FRUMOOOOS. 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