(tot pe Yahoo 360, am postat pe 18 iulie un fragment din “Rondo Capriccioso”, care m-a marcat definitiv \ud83d\ude42 )<\/p>\n
– \u00cemi amintesc deodat\u0103, \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 nici o leg\u0103tur\u0103 cu prezentul, o \u00eent\u00e2mplare care s-a petrecut \u00een anul I al uneia din nenum\u0103ratele facult\u0103\u0163i de care m-am apucat \u015fi m-am l\u0103sat. Pe atunci, st\u0103team \u00een c\u0103minul studen\u0163esc clujean denumit neoficial \u201cbordelul dintre brazi\u201d. Aveam patru colege de camer\u0103, iar una dintre ele, Oana, ne f\u0103cuse capul calendar ortodox cu personajul Mirciulic\u0103, mare om, mare caracter, obiectul unui mare dor.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n Soarta milostiv\u0103 a ajutat-o, sco\u0163\u00e2ndu-i \u00een cale un anun\u0163 de ziar: \u201cBaba Zambila \u00ee\u0163 ghice\u015fte viitoru, fie el r\u0103u sau bun. N-u te duce la mincinoase care te ame\u0163e\u015fte cu vorbe dulci. Vin-o la mine! \u015ei c\u00e2nd \u0163-i se va adeveri, poate aju\u0163i \u015fi tu baba cu ceva. Renumita bab\u0103 Zambila, folosind tainele secrete ale magiei albe, \u00ee\u0163 desc\u00e2nt\u0103, ghice\u015fte \u00een c\u0103r\u0163i, bobi \u015fi tarot, face oroscop, rezolv\u0103 epilepsia, impoten\u0163a, scoate argintul viu, dezleag\u0103 blestemele, farmecele \u015fi cununiile, face leacuri de dragoste, be\u0163ie, sup\u0103rare, \u00eenfrumuse\u0163are. Atestare paranormal\u0103 interna\u0163ional\u0103!\u201d<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n Ce putea s\u0103 fac\u0103 Oana noastr\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unei atest\u0103ri paranormale interna\u0163ionale, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 dea telefon, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 la bab\u0103-sa Zambila \u015fi s\u0103-i etaleze problema? A venit foarte entuziasmat\u0103 \u015fi, ceea ce era mai important, \u00eenarmat\u0103 cu solu\u0163ii. E musai s\u0103-i fac\u0103 lui Mirciulic\u0103 desc\u00e2ntec de dragoste, s\u0103 dezlege blestemul du\u015fmancei, care i-a desp\u0103r\u0163it, s\u0103-l \u00eentoarc\u0103 din drumu-i.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n Exista la fiecare etaj al c\u0103minului c\u00e2te o sal\u0103, numit\u0103 pompos \u201coficiu\u201d, mobilat\u0103 cu un aragaz cu trei ochiuri, unul \u00een permanen\u0163\u0103 stricat, iar la celelalte st\u0103tea lumea la coad\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi pr\u0103jeasc\u0103 rapid cartofii pai \u015fi ou\u0103le \u2013 alimente de baz\u0103 ale studen\u0163iei.<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n \u00cen seara aceea, \u00eenfometa\u0163ii au asistat la un spectacol cel pu\u0163in ciudat: \u00eentr-una din oale fumega cu \u00eend\u00e2rjire un pic de ulei, con\u0163in\u00e2nd nimic altceva dec\u00e2t un fir de p\u0103r \u015faten, iar o f\u0103tuc\u0103 blond\u0103, voinic\u0103, d\u0103dea ture \u00een jurul oficiului (ideal ar fi fost \u00een jurul oalei, dar aragazul era fixat \u00een perete): \u201cCum sf\u00e2r\u00e2ie uleiul \u00een oal\u0103 \/ A\u015fa s\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u00e2ie c\u0103lc\u00e2iele lui Mirciulic\u0103 dup\u0103 mine \/ Cum sf\u00e2r\u00e2ie uleiul \u00een oal\u0103 \/ A\u015fa s\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u00e2ie c\u0103lc\u00e2iele lui Mirciulic\u0103 dup\u0103 mine…\u201d –<\/font><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" (tot pe Yahoo 360, am postat pe 18 iulie un fragment din “Rondo Capriccioso”, care m-a marcat definitiv \ud83d\ude42 ) – \u00cemi amintesc deodat\u0103,...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}