Tu, cel sau cea care cite\u015fti aceste r\u00e2nduri, e\u015fti un mic infractor(oare). Oare? Da, e\u015fti, nu te mai eschiva, \u015ftii c\u0103 min\u0163i mai des dec\u00e2t respiri \u015fi mai \u015fi furi c\u00e2nd crezi c\u0103 nu te vede nimeni. A\u015fa ai \u015fi ajuns \u00een posesia acestui bilet, pe care eu l-am ascuns exact unde \u015ftiam c\u0103 o s\u0103 cotrob\u0103i. Pentru c\u0103 mesajele pe care ai impresia c\u0103 le g\u0103se\u015fti accidental, mesajele care-\u0163i pic\u0103 din senin, cele pe care nu le ai prev\u0103zute \u00een agend\u0103 sunt cele mai de impact. Un deus ex machina a fost \u00eentotdeauna mai apreciat de gloata avid\u0103 dup\u0103 re\u0163ete \u015fi cli\u015fee, dec\u00e2t un sf\u00e2r\u015fit deschis, care s\u0103 fac\u0103 spectatorii s\u0103 murmure nemul\u0163umi\u0163i: CE PULA MEA A VRUT S\u0102 ZIC\u0102 CU ASTA.<\/p>\n
A\u015fadar, mic infractor, oare, oare? – e\u015fti prins\/\u0103 \u00een flagrant delict, m\u0103 scotoce\u015fti, m\u0103 spionezi, crezi c\u0103 nu te vede nimeni, crezi c\u0103 po\u0163i strivi anonim corola de minuni a c\u0103caturilor mele insignifiante \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 rost, crezi. Cum e s\u0103 pun reflectorul pe tine, javr\u0103 mic\u0103 \u015fi meschin\u0103? Cum e s\u0103 te ar\u0103t lumii a\u015fa cum e\u015fti, s\u0103 te pun fa\u0163\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103 cu tine, cel \/ cea de dincolo de paravan? Ce speri s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti, altceva dec\u00e2t am eu de pus pe tav\u0103? Ce speri s\u0103 ob\u0163ii, s\u0103 \u00eenha\u0163i, s\u0103 bagi \u00een buzunare \u015fi s\u0103 fugi? De ce mi te insinuezi \u00een spa\u0163iul intim, \u00een micile mele tabu-uri \u015fi totemuri, de ce \u00ee\u0163i la\u015fi amprente, fr\u00e2nturi de epiderm\u0103, stropi imperceptibili de transpira\u0163ie \u015fi miros personal \u00eentr-un loc \u00een care se presupune c\u0103 numai eu ar trebui s\u0103 am acces? De ce nu-mi ceri bani, de ce nu \u00eemi ceri \u0163ig\u0103ri, de ce nu \u00eemi ceri brichet\u0103, transfer de credit, \u015ferve\u0163ele, ruj ro\u015fu ca s\u00e2ngele, buletin de identitate. Identitate? \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, identitate nu pot s\u0103-\u0163i dau. C\u0103 n-am nici eu, \u015fi chiar dac\u0103 a\u015f avea, sigur nu a\u015f \u0163ine-o \u00een po\u015fet\u0103.<\/p>\n
\u015ei acum, ce voi face cu tine? Am multe pedepse \u00een minte, care mai de care mai cr\u00e2ncen\u0103 \u015fi mai necru\u0163\u0103toare, dar \u0163i-o rezerv pe cea mai drastic\u0103 \u015fi cea mai imprevizibil\u0103 dintre toate: propria ta con\u015ftiin\u0163\u0103. Dac\u0103 mai cotrob\u0103i pu\u0163in la st\u00e2nga – mai la st\u00e2nga, s\u0103r\u0103cie! – a\u015fa, acolo, o s\u0103 g\u0103se\u015fti un pix verde cu cap de purcelu\u015f. Da, \u00eel \u015ftii, l-ai mai pip\u0103it de at\u00e2tea ori, de c\u00e2te ori mi-ai infestat po\u015feta cu microbii de pe m\u00e2inile tale nesp\u0103late. Ia-l, \u015fi \u00een spa\u0163iul alb de la cap\u0103tul acestui bilet, scrie-\u0163i singur pedeapsa. Nu mai mult de 140 de caractere. Twitter me softly. Hehe. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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