{"id":3012,"date":"2010-12-09T22:59:47","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T19:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3012"},"modified":"2010-12-09T22:59:47","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T19:59:47","slug":"rectificare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/rectificare\/","title":{"rendered":"Rectificare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri seara am trecut printr-o o pas\u0103 calm\u0103 \u015fi pacifist\u0103. Make pasta and not war, gen. \u015ei am scris c\u0103 orice om merit\u0103 o \u015fans\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu ai de unde s\u0103 \u015ftii de unde sare iepurele. Ei bine, comentatorii post\u0103rii de ieri m-au convins: exist\u0103 oameni care chiar nu merit\u0103 o \u015fans\u0103. M\u0103 refer, bine\u00een\u0163eles, la cei irecuperabil \u015fi incurabil de pro\u015fti.<\/p>\n<div class=\"video-container\"><span class=\"embed-youtube\" style=\"text-align:center; display: block;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"youtube-player\" width=\"700\" height=\"394\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/XNnaRHqtrDQ?version=3&#038;rel=1&#038;showsearch=0&#038;showinfo=1&#038;iv_load_policy=1&#038;fs=1&#038;hl=en-US&#038;autohide=2&#038;wmode=transparent\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" style=\"border:0;\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-popups allow-presentation allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\"><\/iframe><\/span><\/div>\n<p>oare dac\u0103 scriu un Mein Kampf (Remix 2010), o s\u0103 ajung \u015fi eu s\u0103 fac odat\u0103 un Auschwitz? \u015fti\u0163i ce chinuri minunate a\u015f crea, special pentru pro\u015fti? c\u00e2te opera\u0163ii lente, s\u00e2ngeroase, f\u0103r\u0103 anestezie, a la doctor Mengele a\u015f inventa?<\/p>\n<p>A\u015f \u00eencepe desigur cu clasica opera\u0163ie de creare a fra\u0163ilor siamezi artificiali. Mengele a operat c\u00e2te doi, le-a sudat oasele, organele, a urm\u0103rit modul \u00een care fac cangren\u0103 \u015fi mor. Eu am candidatele ideale pentru versiunea 2010: mewsette \u015fi adina. dou\u0103 fiin\u0163e care nu spun nimic inteligent (except\u00e2nd momentele \u00een care dau copy\/paste din almanahe), dar ador\u0103 s\u0103 strice cu cotcod\u0103ceala lor inept\u0103 ziua tuturor am\u0103r\u00e2\u0163ilor care nu le dau ban de la primul comment \u00een care se insinueaz\u0103 primul simptom al bolii botului \u015fi a copitelor.<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, cu cretinii anonimi care revin periodic s\u0103 mai lase c\u00e2te o \u00eenjur\u0103tur\u0103 goal\u0103 de sens a\u015f face opera\u0163ia aia de extragere a c\u00e2te unui organ vital f\u0103r\u0103 anestezie, s\u0103 v\u0103d c\u00e2t supravie\u0163uiesc.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen ultimul r\u00e2nd ar fi dobitocii care au obsesii \u00eendelungate, gen filotas, \u015fi care, chit c\u0103 se laud\u0103 c\u0103 au o via\u0163\u0103, revin iar \u015fi iar s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi borasc\u0103 prostia pe pagina mea. De\u015fi le spun \u00een mod repetat c\u0103-s pro\u015fti \u015fi nedori\u0163i. \u0102stora le-a\u015f face experimentul cu scosul ochilor \u015fi ata\u015fatul lor de partea din spate a capului. F\u0103r\u0103 anestezie. Apoi, a\u015f da fr\u00e2u liber inventivit\u0103\u0163ii mengeliene: le-a\u015f scoate \u015fi creierul \u015fi a\u015f \u00eencerca s\u0103-l implantez \u00een buci, iar adipozit\u0103\u0163ile din buci le-a\u015f muta \u00een cutia cranian\u0103. Ce-i drept, \u00een acest ultim caz nu s-ar observa nici o diferen\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, v\u0103 mul\u0163umesc, dragi cretini, c\u0103 mi-a\u0163i ar\u0103tat \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103 c\u00e2t de inutil\u0103 (ba chiar periculoas\u0103) este toleran\u0163a. De c\u00e2te ori unui prost i se ofer\u0103 o \u015fans\u0103, un om inteligent rateaz\u0103 una, Dumnezeu are o criz\u0103 de gastrit\u0103 \u015fi mai cre\u015fte pu\u0163in \u00eenc\u0103lzirea global\u0103. Merita\u0163i stor\u015fi ca acneea. Cam at\u00e2t. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri seara am trecut printr-o o pas\u0103 calm\u0103 \u015fi pacifist\u0103. Make pasta and not war, gen. \u015ei am scris c\u0103 orice om merit\u0103 o&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}