Cineva m-a \u00eenscris la un newsletter de poezie, de aceea \u00eemi vin de vreo trei zile texte de genul:<\/p>\n
Vreau…
\nS\u0103 \u00eemi sugi…
\nPula…
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd…
\nJetul meu apoteotic…
\nVa \u0163\u00e2\u015fni…
\nPrecum un izvor de…
\ncredin\u0163\u0103…
\n\u00centr-un suflet m\u0103cinat de moara…
\n\u00cendo…
\nielii…
\n\u015ei m\u00e2nt…
\nuit de…
\nmana cereas…
\nc\u0103.<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
(Nu, nu s\u0103ri\u0163i s\u0103-l ap\u0103ra\u0163i c\u0103 scrie genial, asta era de fapt parodia mea, care e genial\u0103 pentru c\u0103 io-s divin\u0103. Dar s\u0103 l\u0103s\u0103m axiomele \u015fi s\u0103 ne \u00eentoarcem la sujet. Punctele de suspensie).<\/p>\n
LEGEA ANTIPENIBILULUI: SINGURUL LOC \u00ceN CARE SE JUSTIFIC\u0102 PUNCTELE DE SUSPENSIE ESTE \u00ceNTR-UN DIALOG \u00ceN CARE PERSONAJUL X IA VORBA DIN GUR\u0102 PERSONAJULUI Y.<\/p>\n
Restul punctelor de suspensie inserate aiurea \u00eentr-un text de orice gen contribuie doar la sporirea volumului de sensibilo\u015fenie c\u0103utat\u0103 \u015fi patetico\u015fenie jenant\u0103. Orice text care transmite emo\u0163ie o va transmite \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 puncte de suspensie. Orice text jenant de prost va fi jenant de prost \u015fi cu puncte de suspensie. Iar un text promi\u0163\u0103tor f\u0103r\u0103 puncte de suspensie va deveni un kitsch prin simpla lor aplicare.<\/p>\n
Think \u0163igani care au voci bune, dar \u00ee\u015fi bat joc de ele, c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd cicalacacichicea. De c\u00e2te ori pune\u0163i puncte de suspensie unde nu e cazul, un \u0163igan cu nume de aliment semipreparat mai scrie o manea.<\/p>\n
\u015ei acum m\u0103 duc s\u0103 anulez \u00eenscrierea. \u00cenainte s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eenec \u00eentr-un ocean de puncte de suspensie. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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