{"id":3044,"date":"2010-12-14T23:15:45","date_gmt":"2010-12-14T20:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lorenalupu.wordpress.com\/?p=3044"},"modified":"2010-12-14T23:15:45","modified_gmt":"2010-12-14T20:15:45","slug":"pita-pita-uber-alles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/pita-pita-uber-alles\/","title":{"rendered":"Pit\u0103, pit\u0103 \u00fcber alles!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 \u00eemi explice cineva urm\u0103torul fenomen: \u00een ultimele trei seri, am ajuns acas\u0103 pe la 9.30, exact c\u00e2t s\u0103 cump\u0103r m\u00e2ncare pt. mine \u015fi Pulic\u0103 de la MegaImage, \u00een prag de \u00eenchidere. Nu, nu \u0103sta-i fenomenul. Fenomenul e c\u0103 nu se mai g\u0103se\u015fte, frate, p\u00e2ine! Nici feliat\u0103, nici alb\u0103, nici neagr\u0103, nici graham, nici de secar\u0103, nici de t\u0103r\u00e2\u0163e, nici \u0163\u0103r\u0103neasc\u0103, nici p\u00e2ine banal\u0103 &#8220;Titan&#8221; de zece mii. Nimic. Doar un sortiment de vreo optzeci de mii cu nu \u015ftiu ce semin\u0163e super exotice \u015fi control al glucidelor.<\/p>\n<p>Deci, de trei zile \u00eencoace, m\u0103n\u00e2nc semin\u0163e superexotice, deja m\u0103 simt cam a\u015fa:<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.socialearth.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/parrot-0016.jpg?resize=360%2C330\" class=\"alignnone\" width=\"360\" height=\"330\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u015ei nu \u00een\u0163eleg CE PULA MEA EPISTEMOLOGIC\u0102 SE \u00ceNT\u00c2MPL\u0102?<\/p>\n<p>a) E o grev\u0103 a produc\u0103torilor de p\u00e2ine?<br \/>\nb) Iarna, toate p\u00e2inile sunt invizibile.<br \/>\nc) E un semn al soartei implacabile c\u0103 ar trebui s\u0103 trec la cozonac, \u00een stil Marie-Antoinette<br \/>\nd) N-am zis cam de mult &#8220;Tat\u0103l Nostru&#8221; \u015fi Dumnezeu nu \u00eemi mai d\u0103 &#8220;P\u00e2inea noastr\u0103 cea de toate zilele&#8221;.<br \/>\ne) Nu \u015ftim, nu \u00een\u0163elegem \u015fi nu specul\u0103m.<br \/>\nf) Alte r\u0103spunsuri, \u015fi anume:<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u0163i, m\u0103 duc s\u0103-mi ung pateu de doi lei pe p\u00e2ine de opt lei. V-am pupat. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 \u00eemi explice cineva urm\u0103torul fenomen: \u00een ultimele trei seri, am ajuns acas\u0103 pe la 9.30, exact c\u00e2t s\u0103 cump\u0103r m\u00e2ncare pt. mine \u015fi&#46;&#46;&#46;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spicy"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lorenalupu.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}